The Legend of Zelda

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Head of The Brothel wrote:Wouldn't the failure line be Link not opening the sacred realm so Gdorf doesn't get the triforce
Well the bit where if he fails at all then the Sages can't seal Ganon away is really the biggest part of the inconsistency and complete asshole bullfuck they pulled out of a hellbeasts dark mouth. Which is what they're saying would happen.
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maybe someone else can activate the sages
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Head of The Brothel wrote:maybe someone else can activate the sages
Nope! Link has to defeat Ganon in order for them to seal him anyways!

Ganon is pure evil and must be defeated with The Master Sword!

Link is the only one who can use it!

If Ganon had won, he'd have easily destroyed and eliminated the sages in a second if he'd been bothered by them at all! Otherwise he'd just wish for incredible power and never be stopped!

The third possible timeline is a joke!
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Next game reveals that you were Ganon the whole time and you were actualy conquering the world the entire time instead of saving it.
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Ganon and Link are reborn in one body.
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Oh god why did you guys derail.
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Ganon and Link switch places so you go around secret taking over the world in Link's body.
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Next game Link is a girl just to please the fanservicve wierdos. 8===D

Then again he already looks kinda like a girl so it wouldnt be that much of a change. Maybe sound like hed been sucking helium.
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Next game Link runs around in a thong and nippls tape.
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BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LINK FAILED IN SKYWARD SWORD?

BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LINK FAILED IN LINK'S AWAKENING?

BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LINK FAILED IN SPIRIT TRACKS?

BUT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF LINK FAILED IN LINK'S CROSSBOW TRAINING?
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Creepy fanfiction things, that's what.
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What if we just didnt give a daisies and just played the game? :P

Which you Lost.
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I still think that a Legend of Zelda: Highschool Years would really piece the timeline(s) together.

Link has to ace the three Golden Tests so that he can win Zelda's heart at the homecoming!
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