AWKWARD ZOMBIE

UPDATE TIME.


Even the loading screen is wrong. I do all the work, therefore, it should be "THE STRENGTH OF CLARK FISTKNIFE".


As you can see here, this is Sun Fac's meeting room.
It's placed in the side of a mountain.
With a window to protect it.

Seriously, first thing you do is put a WINDOW in the way so you can't walk out the meeting room. I mean hell, how do you even get in?


I also love how they just stand there.
"THIS IS A MEETING WHERE WE STAND HERE OH LOOK GUYS COMMANDOS ARE HERE TO KILL ME JUST DO NOTHING ABOUT IT."


THIS WINDOW IS NO MATCH FOR MY KNIFE PUNCHES!


See? NOW he runs away in fear.

I'd be running WAY before the guys actually broke into my window if I didn't kill them first.


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DO YOU SEE THIS ROBOT RIGHT HERE.
THAT IS A SUPER BATTLE DROID.

THESE THINGS PISS ME OFF CONSIDERING THE HIGH DAMAGE THEY DO IN SHORT AMOUNTS OF TIME.


DIE YOU BASTARD GO ROT IN HELL.


THAT TOOK WAY TOO MANY KNIFE PUNCHES TO KILL OH GOD WHAT IS THAT THING MADE OF.

THIS IS LIKE CHARLIE MANHUGE FIGHTING BEARS, EXCEPT THEY'RE NOT BEARS AND THEY CAN SHOOT ROCKETS FROM THEIR WRISTS.


Of course there are bugs that want to protect their leader despite just watching me kill one of the SBD's with knife punches.


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OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT I'VE BEEN INCAPACITATED.

HELP ME GUYS.


WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL YOU SHOULD BE HELPING YOUR LEADER.


THANK YOU 62.

YOU KNOW WHAT, FORGET THE PAST, YOU'RE MY NEW FAVORITE.


FFFFFFFFFFFFF SUN FAC IS ESCAPING.


Of course, he doesn't fly away, instead he tries to shoot us with terrible aim.

Our tiny bullets hit his plane and he explodes.

WHY COULDN'T I DO THAT BEFORE.


I'd say he died pretty well.


More people I don't care about, advisor.


Yes, and...?

Oh I get it he wants me to take their place.


That was a short mission.

EXTENSION TIME.


So my advisor tells us some stuff.


Shows us some pictures.


Makes cool flashy effects.


And then fades out in static.

MY FAVORITE WAY TO END BRIEFINGS!


And of course, the first thing we step out of the elevator for is a TRAP.


Just reminding you, kids.

Just reminding you...


Oh cool, I found a sniper attachment.

IMAGINE HOW LITTLE I'M GOING TO USE THIS.


HEADSHOT.


MORE HEADSHOT.


What is that thing it's like a mini bug and it wants to shoot acid at me.

It does not feel pleasant.


HOW MANY OF THESE THINGS ARE THERE I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW GEONOSIANS GAVE BIRTH.


SO THERE ARE ROBOTS.

SUPER BATTLE DROIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDSSSSSSSS.


One of my squadmates is throwing electric grenades.

They do not feel good.


THINGS SURE ARE GETTING STATICKY.

OH AND THE CONTROL PANEL I NEED TO DISABLE THE SHIELD IS ALL THE WAY AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM.

THERE IS LOTS OF KNIFING.


Just slicing.

Nothing interesting here.


We are setting up a bomb to get rid of a jamming device because we need to for some reason.


WHAT A MESS I HOPE SOMEBODY PICKS THOSE UP.


KABOOM.

CRY SOME MOAR.


But my blast knocked 07 unconscious so I have to revive him despite having two other people who could.


Wait, the exit was behind the jamming device the whole time?

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Go go Power Rangers!

You sure seem to like fisting...

So I was going to get more screens for another update but then the sound suddenly stopped and now my computer won't play sound at all.

And I kinda depend on sound, so I need suggestions.

Yeah, if they make a sequel they need to make ammo more common. I never used the sniper except for a few situations, and the other ones you save until big fights. :I

This game is now in my possession.

Oh yeah.

Anyway cool update. I think you should punch more.

Goddommot now I really want to go home and play this again.

Mr. Mander wrote:Anyway cool update. I think you should punch more.

I didn't even read this post and I did exactly that.

This update took long because SUPER BATTLE DROIDS and GETTING CRUSHED BY GEARS.

It was unpleasant.

I just looked at the amount of pictures I got.
72.
THAT IS NOT A SMALL NUMBER. AND CONSIDERING FRAPS MAKES EVERY PICTURE A REALLY BIG FILE SIZE (for pictures) DOESN'T HELP EITHER.


YAY LOOK GUYS A TUNNEL.
THIS SHOULD BE FUN.


THIS IS HORRIBLE CONSTRUCTION WHO WOULD DO THIS.


THIS COULDN'T BE A TRAP.
NO WAY.


omgwtfbbq what is this i was wrong


Oh god that guy doesn't like to touch the ground and I can't knife punch him if he's flying like that.

AND THAT IS BAD IF YOU KNOW CLARK FISTKNIFE.


THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY BUG HEAD.

THAT IS AN ELITE BUG HEAD.


Oh god these guys shoot fire from their hands.

Kinda like CHARLIE MANHUGE.


Oh god this guy is shooting fire at me this doesn't feel pleasant at all.


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MY KNIFE PUNCHES ARE GETTING LESS ACCURATE.


WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE THESE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE CREATURES?


See the blood on the screen?
HALF OF THAT IS MY BLOOD.
THE OTHER HALF IS BUG BLOOD.


Now who in their right mind would place a smoke pillar where nobody can see it?


Yes 62 I get it that joke isn't funny anymore.
Unless you're not referring to the game.


WHY DO BUGS HATE ME SO?


THERE IS LIKE A NEVER ENDING SUPPLY OF BUGS THAT HATE ME AND EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.




THAT TOOK A LOT OF KNIFE PUNCHES.


Why is he on the cannon?
I DESERVE THAT CANNON.


AND NOW IT WILL BE MINE.


I LOVE THIS FEELING OF POWER.


BWAHAHAHAH.

(Shortly after this screen, 07 thought it would be a great idea to step in front of the cannon while I fired.

He yelled at me and told me he would kill me if I did it again.)


Oh god, my blasts from my turret incapacitated 62!
He helped me before, so I help him in return.


Oh god my gun has run out of ammo.
Now I have to use the weak inf. ammo pistol.


DO YOU SEE MY MELEE ATTACK.
THAT IS NOT A KNIFE PUNCH.
THAT IS A PISTOL WHIP.

I can't be called Clark FistKnife if I use pistol whips, then I'd be Clark PistolWhip.

AND THAT CANNOT BE.


Finally the exit, where I can find ammunition so I can use KNIFE PUNCHES again.


WHAT.
NO NO NO.
I NEED KNIFE PUNCHES.


Why would they block a pipe? It just puts exhaust back into your factory causing it to explode.

THEN WHY MUST I DO ALL THE WORK.


At least I can still use the bomb controller.
BUT IT IS NOT A KNIFE PUNCH.


THIS PISTOL WHIP IS NOT FOR MEN.
IT IS FOR TINY BABY MEN.


As a last resort, I *gasp* actually SWITCHED TO MY SNIPER MODE.

I am so sorry for disappointing you all. But it's the only way I can use knife punches again.





This is a montage I like to call "The Cycle of a Knife Punch".


Oh-ho? A trap, eh?


Did I mention I REALLY like knife punches?


OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS WHY OH WHY.


Oh dear.
I appear to be incapacitated while on fire.

This is bad.


You can't hear or see it, but 62 is reviving me AGAIN.

HE IS SECOND IN COMMAND FROM NOW ON.
Well, he just did, he got himself incapacitated just to save me.

HE IS A NICE YOUNG LAD.


Not again 62.

At least TRY to stay alive while knife punching this guy.


I do the right thing again because my squadmates are assholes and won't revive him until the SBD is gone.


DIE YOU BASTARD.

DIE DIE DIE.


Fighting an SBD with knife punches can really damage you.


I finally got ammo for the blaster attachment again, SO NO MORE SNIPER RIFLE WOO HOO.


Oh boy, droids that I killed in seconds WHAT FUN.


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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DIE

YOU DESERVE IT.

IT IS YOUR HONOR.


YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.


I can't exactly remember why I got this picture.
OH WELL.


Yay a room that may be an actual challenge.


Oh shit why do you all hate me.


MORE BLOOD.
With all the blood, I'm probably a walking disease by now.


WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.


That room was easy.

Son I am disappoint.


AE ESS DEE EFF.


Look the first power conduit.

It looks irreplaceable.

TIME TO DESTROY IT!


Oh crap, I hope the explosion doesn't knock out this shield between me and certain death.


PLEASE DON'T LET THIS BACKFIRE.


OH HEY GUESS WHAT.


There are two power conduits.

This could take awhile.

Then there were two SBDs in the next room, so I did the best thing to do in a situation like that...


FLEE IN TERROR!


So yeah, the way I was fleeing was blocked by a shield.
SO 48 IS SLICING THAT WHILE I DO THE STUPIDEST THING EVER.


I AM GOING TO DIE.


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STATIC GRENADES.


Right, 62 will just blow up this last conduit and everything will be okay!


FFFFF THAT WAS NOT GROUND THOSE WERE TWO GEARS THAT CRUSHED ME TO DEATH.


In reality, I probably should have saved AFTER I killed the SBDs.


I just spam static grenades hoping they'll stun the guys enough so I can knife them the hundred times it takes to kill them.


AND NOW BUGS ARE COMING BACK.

WHY AM I SURPRISED.


SECOND CONDUIT IN DESTRUCTION.


SECOND CONDUIT DESTROYED.


But 07 is down again.

40 is the only one who hasn't been incapacitated (due to enemies).


FLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


GOOD MY ADVISOR CAME TO PICK US UP SO WE DON'T EVER HAVE TO DEAL WITH SUPER BATTLE DROIDS OR GEARS AGAIN.

I AM SO pop flyin'.





Don't expect another update for a few days because the weekend is the main time I get on.

PFFFF 72 isn't a large number. I very often have over 100 images for mine. ...I think there were several occasions where I had over 200, too.

Also I really hate the file-size thing too. And I feel the need to keep every single one because I'm worried that photobucket will someday take them all down for no reason and I want to have backups.

Also, lolwut at "Bad guys in the sky". What kind of trained military person refers to enemies as "bad guys"?

Zink wrote:Also, lolwut at "Bad guys in the sky". What kind of trained military person refers to enemies as "bad guys"?

07 does.

BAD GUYS IN THE SKY!
I REPEAT, BAD GUYS IN THE SKY!


And it's funny how he's supposed to be the killing machine.

I always read Sun Fac as Sun Face

Sorry I haven't been updating this week but I've been piled with MUCH WORK so I'll update at least once tomorrow.

God I loved Republic Commando.

I was so disappointed when they didn't make a follow-up game for it.

Sorry I didn't update yesterday as promised but there were HUGE DISTRACTIONS from the LP so I got the images and uploaded them today.


THIS IS NOT HOME THIS IS MORE MISSION.

WHY IS MY DRIVER AN IDIOT.


Not much here but bugs.

MAYBE THIS WILL BE EASY.


MORE EASY!


Oh asdf a baby bug.


AND THEN IT'S MOTHER TRIES TO KILL ME.

THIS WENT FROM EASY TO EVERYTHING TRYING TO MURDER ME.


MORE MOTHERS.


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WHY, GEONOSIS, WHYYYYYY?


This one got in my face.

Time for some...


KNIFE PUNCHING!


Yay, stuff to asplode.


CAN WE HURRY UP WITH ASPLOSION.


AND ASPLODE!


Ae ess dee eff what is this.


Hey look, survivors.


DIE YOU INSULT OF AN ALLY.


NOOOOOOO YOU RUINED MY KILL.


FFFFFFF MY ONE MOMENT OF VICTORY RUINED.


Is that what I think it is?


WHY YES IT IS.

THIS IS THE LASER TURRET I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR.


BWAHAHAHA.


CRY SOME MORE


Wow, that's a lot of kills.


Even more after more show up.

THAT WAS FUN!


Oh god that turret affected my knifing accuracy.


IT IS NOT AS FUN USING MY GUN.

AGAINST ELITES.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFire.


Oh gawd this was really serious damage.


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF DIE.


FFFFFF JUST WHAT I NEED WHEN I'M FIGHTING ELITES.


THIS DOES NOT HELP.


I've gotten my edge back.

OHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.


BAD GUYS IN THE SKY!
BAD GUYS IN THE SKY!

Oh and I killed the elite FOR SCIENCE.


But it's easy to kill them when they land.


GUESS WHAT HAPPENED THE ENTIRE WALK.


Oh, look, debris that can be asploded.

PROBABLY CONTAINS THE EXIT.


I WAS RIGHT but bugs were waiting here too.

RIGHT AT THE EXIT!