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I can win lane as wukong top but I can't fucking carry my team endgame

Blake wrote: I love when they pull "I guess this is why you are Silver 5"(I was actually Silver III, but got demoted due to not playing for >2 months, so my MMR is high enough I am playing with S1/G5 players)

I have a special kind of scorn for people who LoLking everyone in the match and ridicule the lower-ranked folks.

Like, I really don't care what the rankings are of everyone in the match. Maybe afterwards in the victory/loss screen I'll be like "oh hey look how many wins this guy has" but it doesn't affect my gameplay, a match is a match.

vealin99 wrote:I can win lane as wukong top but I can't fucking carry my team endgame

When I played Wukong, I dominated most of my lanes and went on to dominate the teamfights and skirmishes too. Even when I didn't get fed in lane I would usually get fed in midgame. But then I lost one lane to a Renekton and stopped playing Wukong altogether. I don't know what it is about Renekton, but when you lose lane to him, you just wanna stop playing the champion you were playing forever.

I can't find a good build for him
I mainly just get black cleaver and then I draw a blank

Aatrox jungle is so much fun.

"Knock Knock."
"Who's there?"
"STUNS SLOWS AND LIFESTEALS."

vealin99 wrote:I can't find a good build for him
I mainly just get black cleaver and then I draw a blank

Going tanky is almost always a safe bet if you're not sure about going glass cannon.

vealin99 wrote:I can't find a good build for him
I mainly just get black cleaver and then I draw a blank

I like Frozen Mallet on him. Also Randuin's

Triforce was okay on him before. It's godlike now. Ravenous hydra is great too. If you need tankiness, GA is the way to go. If you're doing terrible and can't get any damage in, make yourself useful and build a randuin's.

For damage items, I usually got some mix of black cleaver, botrk, bloodthirster, hydra, and frozen mallet if you count that as a damage item. I haven't tried the new triforce on him though, I'll need to take that out for a spin.

And then defensive items are always situational, if the enemy has a lot of ad get randuins, you get the point I hope.

And then this one time I got all the lifesteal items I mentioned above because the entire enemy team were tanks. It worked well but they also had a singed and you can't really lifesteal off singed effectively.

I like playing Dispenser Thresh:

Ionian Boots of Lucidity Captain
Zeke's Herald
Aegis of the Legion
Will of the Ancients
Abyssal Scepter
Sunfire Cape

Won 3 in a row, lost 3 in a row. I guess I shouldn't be surprised?

New hints for the upcoming champ and some interesting speculation.

"The "Vi is a clone theory is nothing new" "

Huh, I never heard of this before in the first place. Personally I think the new champ is a former member of Vi's gang, and gang tattoos are nothing new, so maybe they just got numbers as their shtick.

Yeah, the clone thing is kind of a stretch. The gun theory is rather sound though. Her weapon (a gatling gun of some sort perhaps) takes a lot of cues from Graves' gun, Destiny. I don't know if Jinx made Destiny, but they definitely got it from the same place.

That looks like either a minigun or a flamethrower. Either of these would be pretty awesome.