AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Yeah, same happened to me when I was playing Ryze against him.

Too many people think that you can counter any champion with whatever you're currently playing.

But Ryze is super strong against Fizz. He tries to dive on you, just rune prison him and laugh.

Oh, I suppose I just need a bit more training with the combo then. I suppose Fizz being fed during that match managed to make it harder for me.

That game where you're playing really well and then your internet decides to take a coffee break

Sigh

I just got a Miss Fortune pentakill! But we still lost because our Kha'Zix DCed right afterwards. We might have been able to 4v5, but you cant 4v5 when your only CC is a taric stun and xin knockup and the enemy team has 20 seconds of total stuntime. We had two of the enemies inhibitors open to the wind, but they just steamrolled every single tower we had after kha left.

holy fuck this title screen

Silly Riot, Cthulhu Thresh and no Cthulhu Nautilus?

Oh man, Thresh's theme is great. That eerie music and children singing really show what kind of creature he is.

I don't like to sound obnoxious, but if you're going to call mid try not to suck as mid. If you're going to whine and cry and moan and beg and borrow and steal over trying to get mid...you'd better run the most fucking amazing mid lane I've ever seen.

/rant

I know that feel bro

Otherwise wrote:I don't like to sound obnoxious, but if you're going to call mid try not to suck as mid. If you're going to whine and cry and moan and beg and borrow and steal over trying to get mid...you'd better run the most fucking amazing mid lane I've ever seen.

/rant

This match I just finished, I got queued with an MF who instalocked when i was planning on playing MF, but then someone on the enemy team dodged. Next time around, I got matched against that same MF, so it was a mirror match, and they went 0/7 in lane. But their team was extremely tanky, so they managed to get fed in teamfights. But, right as the enemy was on our doorstop, my brother as Karthus teleports top and takes their nexus while we fought the enemy off of our nexus.

Craziest match ever.

The last two games I've played I was in top as Fiora and then Volibear. I absolutely destroyed top lane and their jungler whenever they tried to gank. Unfortunately the rest of my team decides that's a good enough reason to just play horribly and end up feeding towers and kills to the rest of the team.

I swear why do I even bother sometimes

Otherwise wrote:I don't like to sound obnoxious, but if you're going to call mid try not to suck as mid. If you're going to whine and cry and moan and beg and borrow and steal over trying to get mid...you'd better run the most fucking amazing mid lane I've ever seen.

/rant

If you're throwing a hissy fit or discussing around until you get your desired lane, and then you're bad, I don't like that either. But when someone calls a position, and no one objects to it, and then they're bad, okay whatever. Because, guess what: maybe they are just playing a champ for the first time, or they are still learning them, or, hey, they just had a bad game!

So

AD Thresh is now a thing that is happening

I can't tell if I'm bad at farming because I'm bad at farming, or because I kept having tiny ping spikes.

Probably both.