AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The Adventures of Freddy Smashman:

Prelude:

A Fighters Guild mission

Armor of Darkness:
The Dark Tower
A New Suit
Armor's Real, Visit 1
Maelin's Missing, Maidens Met, Murders Made
The Fugitive
The First Battle
The Tomb and the Traitor
The Last Battle
The True Traitor

Intermission 1
The Unstorming of Hoarfrost Castle
I am now Lord Smashman
Getting cheddar to get guards to get cheddar
Staffing Hoarfrost Castle
The Final Hunt

Ruined-Tail's Tale

Introduction
At World's End
Where in the World is Ruined-Tail diego?
Ruined-Tail Dies
Ruined-Tail's Fail

Tear's of the Fiend
The Legacy
The Ruins of Armindale
Smashman's Heritage

Coming Soon



Thus begin the adventures of Freddy Smashman, adventurer extraordinaire!

After saving all of Cyrodiil (and getting some sweet armor), he has decided to chronicle his remaining adventures for posterity.

By which I mean you guys.



I load up my save file and am immediately attacked by a bear.



This is a mean bear. I think I will show it JUSTICE.



By Justice I of course mean my hammer.

It dies very quickly.



One bear-free walk later, I enter the town of Bartholm.

(Bartholm is part of a mod by the way, don't bother looking for it.)



More like Borkholm.



On the bright side it has a boat which I can ride.

I think I'll sing the boat song.



boatboatboatboat~



boatboatboat~



*ObligatoryTitanicjo-boatboatboat~

Alright I'm done with this tomfoolery.



This is the ship's captain and his stereotypical pirate name.

He says he will charge me ten gold to take me to the Isle of Slart.

How can I resist a place named Slart?



I went downstairs and slept the rest of the journey.

Immediately upon exiting the boat, my game imploded. It turns out the Isle of Slart has a horrible game-corrupting bug.

Way to ruin my first update Slart.

(A new, non-horrible update will be made later tonight.)

You couldn't have picked a different game?

Mr.Mander wrote:By Justice I of course mean my hammer.

The hammer is my-*Shot*

Will Freddy actually be a good guy?

If not, I really don't see the point of this LP.

Freddy is a good guy.

With this you will be experiencing the "Not-murdering-everyone-you-see" aspect of Oblivion.

Plus there will be proletariats eventually.

No. The unicorn is an asshole.

It attacks anyone holding a weapon, not just evil people.

Man, I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos

Freddy is so pretty in his armor.

You might want to specify that this is Oblivion (Modified) in the thread title.

Otherwise this looks kind of redundant from the title (since there is already an LP of regular Oblivion), even if it isn't.

Zink: It isn't modified, yet.

As of now everything I've downloaded has been broken, which is really stupid.

but back to adventuring.



I took a fighter's guild contract. Apparently there are a lot of thieves in this cave and they need to be dealt with.

Also they took this someones mug and he needs it back so he can drink beer.



FOR ALCOHOL



wait, what?

Is that thief wearing a bra? JUST a Bra?

She is by far the stupidest thief I have ever met. Pretty quickly she is the deadest too.



I rescind my previous statement. This thief is the stupidest one ever. Why?

The only part of his body he's protecting is the one he is clearly not using.



After killing him (in one shot, I might add), I am attacked by an invisible wizard.

Wizard's being wizards, he goes down in one hit too.



Hey, a clearly visible string.



That spiked ball almost managed to hit me, making it the deadliest thing I have encountered in this cave.



Another room, another poorly equipped bandit.

I only have one thief left to kill now, meaning the next one should at least be fully armored.



Well would you look at that.

Everything below her waist is armored though, so my non-existent plans to seduce her have already been foiled.



And then there were none.

Also I took her pants.



I grab the drunk guy's mug on my way out.

After all the crap I've put up with he better give me a good reward.



I head right back to Anvil to give the drunkard his cup.



GAAH

So after fetching his mug and listening to that horrid sentence, he gives me three bottles of beer.

I am the Champion of Cyrodiil, went out of my way to get his stupid cup, and he rewards me with beer.



On my way back I run into Maglir. He was supposed to be helping me with that little endeavor, but he's an annoying little elf so I left him here.

All he talks about is payday and getting drunk.



We could have waited two weeks and let the Common Cold wipe them out. I should really be spending my time more constructively.

However, while I was talking to him, he mentioned Blunt training. This intrigues me.



I hunt down Irene Metrick and get her to train me. The training is enough to bump me up to level 20, and what little loot I got from the bandits was enough to cover the training costs.

I guess I broke even on that one.

Next episode: Freddy does something interesting for a change!

WHOOO

Blunt weapons = face smashy goodness

I hope some of the downloaded content works, because I'd hate to say it, but otherwise this just isn't different enough from Zink's to hold my interest.

...If you aren't going to be using modified content, then what is the point of this thread's existence? We're just going to be doing the same thing.