The Fantastical Feats of Freddy Furius Smashman, a Modded LP

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:02 pm

HE CORRUPTING YOU
He's trying to make you join the dark side!with charlie manhuge

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:27 pm

Palenque wrote:HE CORRUPTING YOU
He's trying to make you join the dark side!with charlie manhuge

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:47 pm

Zink wrote:EXCUSE ME MANDER I HAVE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS ON ALL MURDEROUS ACTIVITIES IN THE REALM OF OBLVION

EXPECT TO SEE MY LAWYER IN A MATTER OF MINUTES

btw my lawyer is a bear that likes to eat the people I send him to see.

He is not a very good lawyer.

As long as he isn't underwater.

gigoergong · Post by **gigoergong** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:06 pm

I like where this is going. And now I wonder what it would be like if Charlie Manhuge and Freddy met...

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:10 am

Technically Manhuge is only a god in the Shivering Isles.

And even then he is only a god in name only.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:37 am

HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

WHAT ABOUT ME YOU GUUUUYYYSSS

CAN I JOIN

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:38 am

Odds wrote:HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY

WHAT ABOUT ME YOU GUUUUYYYSSS

CAN I JOIN

If I had a say in this, I would say yes. But I'm not quite sure if I have a say in it.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:00 am

If Freddy met Charlie, Charlie would kill Freddy.

Freddy is only level 20, and is wearing an armor type he is not experienced in.

Whereas Charlie is very high level, is a Master in his combat type, wearing a good armor type, and has a variety of spells. He could freeze me and then sick Dark Seducers on me.

The only advantage I have is the reach of my hammer and Kitt.

I don't know anything about Odds' but I'd probably lose that fight too.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:04 am

Pffffff.

Only dorks talk about who would win from a gameplay standpoint.

We're talking about who would win from a canonical standpoint here.

Unfortunately I know almost nothing about Freddy Smashman, so I can't say who I think would win, but seriously, just from their last names you can tell it would be an awesome battle.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:07 am

Well if we're going that way, I am covered in an infinite source of dark magic. And if I died Kitt's consciousness would take over and use my corpse as a puppet to kill you.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:11 am

Odds is an Expert in Sneak, Journeyman in Marksman. You'll probably have a hard time finding that loser because they have chameleon and invisbility spells, and is also an Expert Alchemist so they always have a lot of potions.

(I swear to god posion/potions take up over half of my inventory)

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:15 am

THE OTHER HALF OF MY INVENTORY IS ARROWS

A MILLION OF THEM

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:19 am

Mr. Mander wrote:Well if we're going that way, I am covered in an infinite source of dark magic. And if I died Kitt's consciousness would take over and use my corpse as a puppet to kill you.

Charlie Manhuge beat a god to death with his fists.

I'd say the match would be about even.

Also, Odds, Manhuge, and Smashman would make an awesome team. But they would probably end up trying to kill each other.

Odds · Post by **Odds** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:19 am

feather potions are so fucking addicting

awertysdfghjkl;;;

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:22 am

I just use a Ring of Feather, plus Kitt's Endurance and Strength bonuses.

Although now that I have that chest I can access from anywhere I don't need to worry about encumbrance.

Anyway I'm bored I'm probably going to prep another update now.