The Fantastical Feats of Freddy Furius Smashman, a Modded LP

boq · Post by **boq** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 2:49 am

Dark Chocolate

totally a suggestion for the armor name, and not a manifestation of my desire for dark chocolate.

lyra/dicks · Post by **lyra/dicks** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:28 am

Like I said in Skype.
SHIRLEY.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:29 am

Call it Armorington McArmor IV

Edit: Also, I want to point out that, now that it turns out that you will be making up and playing the part of characters in this Let's Play, Decker's previous complaint is a valid one.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:37 am

Indecisive · Post by **Indecisive** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 11:57 am

call it McFluffers
or ZAPP BRANNIGAN

Crushter · Post by **Crushter** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:07 pm

Ame no Akai wrote:I second KITT.

Third.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:13 pm

Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:I second KITT.
Third.

Hey
I'm jumping on a rather small bandwagon
am I cool now

Aka I fourth it

Squigzog · Post by **Squigzog** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:15 pm

Palenque wrote:
Crush Bandicoot wrote:
Ame no Akai wrote:I second KITT.
Third.
Hey
I'm jumping on a rather small bandwagon
am I cool now

Aka I fourth it

I second his fourthing

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:14 pm

Alright, Kitt it is.

As Zink requested, here are Kitt's stats.

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:16 pm

Seems kind of crappy to me.

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:22 pm

Those are the initial stats.

As my relationship with the armor progresses it will get much more powerful.

Palenque · Post by **Palenque** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:25 pm

Mr. Mander wrote:Those are the initial stats.

As my relationship with the armor progresses it will get much more powerful.

And he will become...

SUPER-MEGA-TURBO KITT

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:39 pm

This is odd. You'd think Maelin would at least pack up the camp.

Indeed, rather odd.

He's got to be around here somewhere.

While I am searching I take the hood off of Skulky Guy's corpse. It goes well with Kitt.

They even left the weapons behind. There is definitely something going on here.

Would you mind looking for him later? I have something we must discuss.

Alright then, I guess it's back to the Armor Realm.

I have a new area of our mind that I wish to show you. Please, follow me.

It's kind of disturbing that there are places in my own mind I haven't been to.

I really hope this place isn't scary.

Oh, this is nice. The music is pop flyin' and there are people everywhere.

The people are transparent though.

I follow Kitt down to a table in the corner.

This sounds easy enough.

Good. Feel free to explore our mind for a while, Freddy. I will take care of your body while you do so.

I talk to the Bartender and ask her about Kitt.

She gives me an informative lecture about his creation.

It turns out that Kitt was once a person who was placed in the armor for unknown reasons.

She also informs me that he is evil, but not as evil as other evil things.

I can live with that.

This man with the absurdly long name refuses to talk to me. Considering he is part of me, this is strange.

It turns out the Bartender is the only person I can talk to in this bar.

There are a lot of pictures of Maelin in this place. Considering this is my mind, shouldn't people like Martin, Jauffre, and the like be here?

Also there are gravity-defying cups.

Kitt should work on the laws of physics in this place.

Kitt also granted me the ability to come to the Armor Realm whenever I want.

This means that I have access to a bed and chest anywhere in the world, meaning I can level up and heal wherever I want, and also store infinite amounts of loot without having to leave dungeons.

This is almost game-breakingly useful.

The spell also allows me to return to the real world, which still does not have Maelin.

I head to Anvil and look for the Smith Kitt asked me to find.

He should be in the Castle Smithy.

Ah, there he is.

Wake him up, I want you to talk to him.

He quickly recognizes Kitt. He also acknowledges that he knew the Armor was going to be used to contain some sort of spirit.

Now I am hallucinating. Great.

Kill the Smith.

Huh?

Kill the Smith. He created me, he knows how to destroy me. If he destroys me, he destroys you. We must kill him.

He just made a suit of Armor, I don't think that's a crime.

He made a suit of armor that he knew was going to contain a soul. Whatever, whoever, I was before I was put in this armor, he played a part in destroying.

...Alright Kitt.

This is the first time in this game I've attacked someone who didn't attack me first.

I feel bad.

At least it's over.

Good work, Freddy. One threat to us has been destroyed. Now I know I can trust you with more of my power.

Woah.

That is not a small increase.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:56 pm

OH BOY MURDER

That's my favorite

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:59 pm

EXCUSE ME MANDER I HAVE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS ON ALL MURDEROUS ACTIVITIES IN THE REALM OF OBLVION

EXPECT TO SEE MY LAWYER IN A MATTER OF MINUTES

btw my lawyer is a bear that likes to eat the people I send him to see.

He is not a very good lawyer.