AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Recently realized that Marrowgar looks kinda like Zombor from Chrono Trigger.






I CAN NEVER UNSEE THIS.

Mete wrote:He rolled a blood elf!
guffawingwenches.tiff

I was young and stupid

Please forgive me

It's alright, I rolled a male belf mage as my Horde main at one point.

Along with two female belf alts, though female blood elves are at least one tier above males.

Yeah. I love the story of the Sin'dorei.

I just tend to hate the people who play them.

I love my female trolls
Best horde females right there

I dunno, goblin females are pretty nice too.

Yeah they're pretty cool. I'd probably roll one if I played horde

I like all races/genders equally. I just tend to play males more often because I know that playing a female avatar means I get to block horny 12 year olds and that just isn't worth the effort.

Males are too bulky in their armor for me to really like. Though females sometimes fall victim to the chainmail bikini plague, so it varies.

Also I absolutely need Soulgaze Cowl just so I can transmog its appearance onto my gear.

I have rolled:

• female orc (my first toon)
  male troll (my shaman, has best jokes)
  male tauren
  female goblin (I LOVE all their audio files! )

And never once have I regretted those race/gender combos.

Got a taste of the Hour of Twilight heroics. Had an asshole warrior in full raid epics bitching at us for not outdoing him in damage, and then he proceeded to take the 2H axe from Baine away from the DPS DK before kicking him.

Got Jaina's Staff and some gloves out of it though. Also normal heroics are just a bit too easy now. I remember when Cata launched that mobs would smash your face in if you messed up. Hope that returns in MoP.

EDIT: Oh shit, Account-Wide mounts now a thing in the MoP beta. Fuck. Yes. My Green Protodrake will ride again!

I still hold fast to my belief that blood elf mages are the best things ever. I wont ever forget all those times I had a fun old psychotic time blowing stuff up. Man, all those mobs comin after me, that one time I tanked in Violet Hold (I was an 80, in WotlK, and a mage, and it was friggin AWESOME) the raids where we got ripped apart by Vashj-zilla (because we had no idea how to play hot potato with the orbs of lead) ... was absolutely great ;w; Or that especially fun time when I "accidentally" went into Felmysts fog and killed the whole raid. Yeah... they remember the Sunwell. *cough*

Oh yeah. I love playing as a blood elf, if for no other reason than to hear that maniacal laugh. So dont knock it cause some folks love it.

You are right that Blood Elves DO have the best laugh.

Madican wrote:Got a taste of the Hour of Twilight heroics. Had an asshole warrior in full raid epics bitching at us for not outdoing him in damage, and then he proceeded to take the 2H axe from Baine away from the DPS DK before kicking him.

:O
I hope you reported that warrior.
Shit like that don't stand.

Madican wrote:Also normal heroics are just a bit too easy now. I remember when Cata launched that mobs would smash your face in if you messed up. Hope that returns in MoP.

Yeah same.
I remember when X tier would squish you easily and became tons easier after Y tier came out, and then became a joke when Z tier came.
They make the transition from old to new tiers too big.

MoP spoilers.

Anduin goes neutral in MoP. Another major Alliance character goes neutral.

More and more I wonder if Blizzard actually knows how to write Alliance storylines beyond having them bend over to the Horde.

well to be fair he does have daddy issues