AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'd tank for you, but I stopped playing years ago. And we're probably on a different server. And he's not level 80. And he's likely on the opposite faction.

Unbalanced wrote:Every fucking tank in this game is out to troll me, I swear to god. At least every day I will have been in a dungeon finder for like half an hour, just needing a tank. Then the screen pops up and I'm like "Awesome I can finally get into the dungeon now!"

ololo nope the tank declined

I mean it must be a troll or something, because they have no reason to decline otherwise if they can just instantly get into a group :I

I do this all the time on my warrior. When I am bored I will just queue and decline for 10 minutes straight, giggling like a schoolgirl

I mentioned that I made Bunnytots into a Night Elf Warrior on Whisperwind right? Well I join a ICC25 pug, and it is all

2 HOURS LFG: I was playing my shitbox so I wasn't paying attention
FORM THE daisies GROUP: Realize there are only 5 people actually geared for the raid (I was one of those geared, most of them were in blues and pvp armor)
2 MORE HOURS LFG: I walked my dog while making my roommate tap my mouse every so often.
FORM THE daisies GROUP AGAIN: Shit gets real.

WIPE TO MARROWGAR: Shoot myself in the face.

Reminds me of my ICC 10 on sunday. Was trying to cram in a Marrowgar kill before the reset on my lock. My mage friend and I join the group, and my warrior friend randomly gets picked up for it too. We take 20 daisies minutes to clear the trash, then wipe 3 times on Marrowgar, without even getting through the first Bonestorm. All the ranged dps and healers stood by themselves, instead of stacking with the melee, so when they got bone spiked they were p much fucked. Then, the ones that DID survive that decide to sit in Marrowgar during Bonestorm and get their asses handed to them. I was raging so hard.
EDIT: Had a maly group the week before, to do the weekly. 8 out of our 10 people sat in the BRIGHT ARCANE LIGHTNING STORM during the drake phase. I unicode stared at my monitor so hard.

Unba re-roll as a tank, get tanking gear, and get into dungeons.
Problem solved.

He doesn't even really need new gear, he's a feral druid.

Dodge and Def rating. Then gem stam so you can be all like 75K HP.

Def rating is almost entirely useless as a feral druid. Also he's level 69.

http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/cata ... -the-site/

It was fun while it lasted.

Avion wrote:http://www.mmo-champion.com/news-2/cata ... -the-site/

It was fun while it lasted.

I saved every single picture that he posted because it was obvious that this was coming. :smug:

Meh, Aion right now is better than wow to me because I do not have Aion burnout as sever as WoW burnout.

I have WoW burnout right now. Might have something to do with not being on during peak raid hours. I'm thinking of going on hiatus for a bit.

I lost.

bunnytots wrote:I lost.

Hard.