Hey hey! We're getting new stuff in Cataclysm!Crush Bandicoot wrote:Fuck why do warriors always get nothing.
Always.
Uh.. Inner Rage, which makes our abilities cost 50% more rage for 15% more damage! ...derp
Uh... Gushing Wounds... it's totally not a weaker Rend that is worse than Rend at 2 stacks, but is better at 3, and maxes out at 3 stacks! ...derp
Uh... Heroic Leap... Whoo, now we can uh... get rid of our Charge+Thunderclap macro to do the exact same thing we've been doing for 6 years, but without a macro now! ...derp
Uh... Sunder Armor! It now will like, totally only go to 3 stacks instead of 5, and cap out at 12% armor reduction! This will be "awesome" in that it now makes Warriors even more easy to replace by a better class than we already are! ...derp
Uh... Our Shouts are now going to generate rage. That's uh, pretty not pointless and totally not not useful! ...derp
Uh... Oh hey, our Mastery is Critical Block! That's a good thing! It'll make our damage intake even more spiky and increase our tendency to spontaneously die! It was totally crippling for the duration of WotLK, making us little better than a rogue tank with 99% dodge! But hey, it'll work out in Cata right? ...derp
Oh but they fixed Heroic Strike! Only took 6 years. Too late to fix my carpel tunnel syndrome. But hey, I can totally be optimistic from this can't I? ...derp

