Well, now that the whole "paralysis" thing is over, time to talk to the Count!
I... actually have a bounty on my head right now. However, it's under 500 , so I should be fine as long as I don't talk to any guards.
Now, where can I find the Count?
That Argonian over there looks like she might know.
Oh, no, don't worry. I'm very solicited. You can let me talk to him. It's fine.
Ugh, okay, fine, whatever. Useless.
Let's see what this other guy has to say.
Well, that isn't very nice. Tell him that if he keeps up this rudeness, I might just have to go up there and teach him a bit of a lesson.
Yeah, that would certainly be the smart thing today. Unless you like accidents.
In any case, it looks like I won't be talking to the until tomorrow.
Might as well buy myself a mansion while I wait.
Jolly good then. And for only 25,000 gold, too!
A day passes, and I head back in to talk to the servant.
I see he's wisened up a bit. That's good. Those that wisen up generally live longer, if you get what I'm saying.
Hm? The Count
of Skingrad, who lives way up here in this nice castle, wants to meet me out by someone's farm in the middle of the night far away from all witnesses?
Well, I'd better go meet this "Count" then.
Gee, there seem to be necromancers standing around the place I was supposed to meet the Count. How completely unexpected.
That servant guy probably has something to say, but screw him, I don't feel like listening to more stupid "HA I WAS ACTUALLY A VILLAIN THE WHOLE TIME" banter. I'm just going to sneak up behind them and get the jump on them.
AND THE FIGHT BEGINS
Hey, that guy right there. Isn't that the Count of Skingrad?
It sure is nice of him to try and assist me in this fight with nothing but his bare fists. He's a more badass count than I expected.
The fight goes on. I take out my staff to attempt to paralyze one of them and-
-What? My staff? Where did it go?
Dammit! One of those daisies necromancers must have knocked it out of my hands! It's going to take forever
to find it in all this tall grass!
However, before I can start searching, I am approached by the Count.
Actually, I didn't believe them.
That is why they are dead and I am not.
Yep. All thanks to me.
I am great.
Uh what okay
I did not realize that this suspicion existed.
I doubt that. The people in charge of the Mage's Guild aren't anywhere
near smart enough to successfully deceive someone.
Would you by any chance like to borrow my tinfoil hat?
Right, right. Whatever.
Now where was I? Oh yes, the staff.
to be around here somewhere!
Come out come out where ever you are!
I does not appear to be anywhere in the vicinity.
Have you guys seen it? No?
It turns out it was in my inventory the whole time. The reason it was suddenly unequipped was because it broke.
I was not aware that staffs could do that. Nor was I aware that you could easily fix a wooden staff with a hammer. You learn something new every day.
Hey, I just remembered, I still have to check out that mansion I bought!
Oh boy oh boy I bet it is a good mansion!
Wow! It is huge
I am excite!
Huh. Bit on the empty side.
And for some reason entering my own balcony counts as trespassing.
These are two things that I do not enjoy.
Oh well. At least I can easily buy furniture!
Oh god that was so expensive
Look how much cheddar I have now
Only 75 gold
Dammit this better be worth it I used to be rich and now thanks to this mansion I am poor
That is really, really
And I used to think my Cheydinhal house was nice! I think I need to move all my valuables from there to here! This place is great!
Is there any way this house could possibly