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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:03 pm
by Kupti Tranamo
Mr. Mander wrote:It turns Clipping off.

"Clipping" in gaming terms, meaning collision with objects. Turn Clipping off, and you can walk through walls and walk in midair.
I knew what clipping was, I just didn't know what tcl stood for. Thanks.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 9:13 pm
by Kupti Tranamo
Whoops double post doop doop!

I remember this quest. The fighter's guild was the only guild I tried to take seriously. It's hard though, considering how ridiculous everyone is.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:35 pm
by Zink
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I head back to the Anvil guild hall leader. I find him standing over the corpses of his dead comrades.

He spots me and immediately compliments me on my smithing skills.

...Yep, we have another worst guild leader ever.

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Right, right. After all, I only murdered every single member of your guild except for like five.

Clearly I'm the kind of person you should be polite to.

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Thieves, eh? At least I'll finally get to kill people, I guess.

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He lives near Anvil's docks.

...You know, I don't think I've ever been back here before...

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I talk to the store owner and- wait what was wrong with the sign

I MUST INVESTIGATE

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Oh. Just a typo and half-assed correction.

Nothing special.

I head back in and ask about the break-ins.

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Oh boy oh boy

I've always wanted to watch a shop!

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This is the best! Now I just have to wait for customers!

...Or thieves.

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Oh boy, customers!

Let me show you my wa-

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Wait what why are you drawing weapons

That is not how you buy things

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I'm afraid I am going to have to ask you to leave

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Well, there we go. I hope you all learned a valuable lesson about shopping. That is, you don't do it with your swords. You do it with your cheddar.

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Now, I'm going to confiscate all of your armor to pay for the damages. You're lucky that's all I'm taking.


...I should probably go tell the store owner about all these naked dead people in his shop, though...

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Huh? What? All I did was kill a few of your customers.

I mean, yeah, I understand that you may think they were the thieves, but come on. They were all wearing very noticeable shiny green armor. No one is stupid enough to think that they could be the slightest bit sneaky in that.

Oh well, good enough for me, I guess. back to Captain Incompetent!

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Mmk.

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I head to the Chorrol Fighter's Guild and-

What's this!?

A survivor!?

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I'll take care of this!

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Or, more specifically, the Punch Misers and any nearby guards will.

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Well, that little issue was taken care of!

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...Uh... you do realize that I've been keeping myself busy by killing all of your fellow guild members-

...You know what? I give up. Clearly, every single guild leader is the definition of incompetence and idiocy. That's their problem, not mine.

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Oh, but murdering each other is fine?

You guys really need to sort out your priorities.

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Why didn't the Anvil guild leader just tell me to talk to him then?

Argh! I already said I gave up and I'm still complaining! You guys are so stupid that you are making me give up my own promises to myself!

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...So... he's sending me, someone who has murdered almost every member of the Fighter's Guild, to go deal with someone who is "making the guild look bad".

...I can't help but think that this guy has some... less than legal... intentions.

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I head to Skingrad and enter a bar.

I start looking for Maglir, but suddenly some woman goes berserk as soon as she sees Martin and Jauffre.

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She then reveals herself to be a Mythic Dawn member!

WHAT A TWIST

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She is immediately beaten into submission (and eventually to death) by both the Punch Misers and the Fighter's Guild member I was supposed to talk to.

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Maglir, however, doesn't want to stop fighting (which may or may not be my fault due to an accidental frenzy spell that I may or may not have cast while I was trying to heal).

A guard enters.

I'm sure you see where this is going.

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The guard is soon dead. The Punch Misers start fighting amongst themselves (again).

Screw this. I'm sick of dealing with all of their kill-each-other bullshit. I'm just going to talk to Maglir.

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So now I have to go find some sort of dumb book for him.

Okay then.

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I begin riding to the cave and-

...Wait...

That glow...

I've... I've seen that glow before...

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Oh god no.

It can't be!

I... I thought I closed this thing in Kvatch! Does this mean there's more of these goddamn things!?

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Daedra are all over the place!

I have no time for this! I just have to flee!

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daisies it! This Oblivion gate and Mythic Dawn situation must be worse than I thought!

...Maybe I should bring Martin to Cloud Top sometime soon. I... I think I'm beginning to push the deadline a little bit...

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Anyway, although it may be soon, that day won't be today. I still have to get that book.

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Geez. No wonder he didn't want to go get this book. There are high-level undead everywhere.

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Although it's nothing I can't handle, of course.

I manage to find the book. Here's its contents, in case you are interested.

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With that settled, I head back to Skingrad.

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Somehow, Martin and Jauffre are riding horses.

You aren't supposed to be riding horses in towns.

This is very unusual.

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I see the innkeeper has yet to do anything about that woman's body. You'd think she would. I mean, it's not like you can just explain it away by saying "Oh, don't mind the dead woman in the middle of the floor, she was just killed in a barroom brawl or something". In fact, that would probably make it worse.

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Don't worry, I'll cover for you. Mostly because I got the impression he wanted me to kill you, and I feel like doing the exact opposite of what he wants.

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Yeah.

Just keep in mind that the only reason you are not dead is because you are essential.

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Dammit Martin and Jauffre, what part of "you can't ride horses in towns or cities" do you guys not understand? I mean, really, it seems pretty obv-

Wait... Is that...?

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It is! Nameless! You're alive!

...Again...

...You really need to stop dying and coming back. It's... getting a little bit weird.

But hey great to have you back.

Anyway, TO THE GUILD LEADER GUY PERSON THING

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Oh boy.

A shitty reward.

My favorite.

I figure I might as well learn about my next job right now.

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Once again I am under the impression that you want them dead.

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Oh well, at least that's the sort of job I'm good at.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:21 am
by Miss Starseed
Fooflyer wrote:omg dont post unless you have 100+ posts
Yes, I really AM so devoted to picking on people with less than a hundred posts, I don't give a shit if they demand someone do something, without even saying please. I just do it because I am a persnickety bitch with lots and lots of posts.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 12:24 am
by Fooflyer
omg

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:26 pm
by Koeqepp
Miss StarSeed wrote:
Fooflyer wrote:omg dont post unless you have 100+ posts
Yes, I really AM so devoted to picking on people with less than a hundred posts, I don't give a shit if they demand someone do something, without even saying please. I just do it because I am a persnickety bitch with lots and lots of posts.
Well then I'm glad I have more than 100 posts.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:41 pm
by bunnytots
Charlie Manhuge's army is growing! Maybe he could take over the empire soon.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:58 pm
by Squigzog
bunnytots wrote:Charlie Manhuge's army is growing! Maybe he could take over the empire soon.
ftfy

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:17 pm
by Kupti Tranamo
Nameless is... alive? Again? Seriously? I was pop flyin' when he was alive the first time, but again? I think he's a sorcerer.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:08 pm
by Superior Bacon
WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH NAMELESS

really

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:10 pm
by Death of Rodents
What is it about the game that keeps resurrecting him? is it that once told to follow He will respawn and eventually catch up to you? Or am I just looking way too far into this

Also, Way less than 100 posts on me and proud

Re: really

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:12 pm
by Zink
Death of Rodents wrote:What is it about the game that keeps resurrecting him? is it that once told to follow He will respawn and eventually catch up to you? Or am I just looking way too far into this

Also, Way less than 100 posts on me and proud
Well, the Dark Brotherhood murderers respawn. I guess when he respawns, he automatically follows me again, and teleports to my position when I fast-travel.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:17 pm
by Superior Bacon
the rabid fan respawns too, so it's probably the same for him

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:20 pm
by Zink
Bacon wrote:the rabid fan respawns too, so it's probably the same for him
No, he just stays in the spot where he died when he respawns.

I'm not sure why it is different for them.

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2010 11:48 pm
by Crushter
Zink wrote:
Bacon wrote:the rabid fan respawns too, so it's probably the same for him
No, he just stays in the spot where he died when he respawns.

I'm not sure why it is different for them.
Some weird coding error I'm sure.