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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:18 am
by Kalekemo
tcl is extremely helpful for getting out of dungeons fast since Bethesda decided it was a good idea to remove the "mark" and "recall" spells >:[

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:19 am
by Fooflyer
forts usually have a secret exit at the end that leads to the start. mines have a back-entrance, although it is rare

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:20 am
by Kalekemo
Yeah, and ruins usually have a shortcut exit, but a lot of caves don't have backdoors :/

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:17 am
by Kupti Tranamo
Yeah, that's the major downside of storming forts. They're like a maze in there! Like a while ago I stormed a fort and I still haven't found a way out.

Bytheway, what does the tcl code do?

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:19 am
by Mr. Mander
It turns Clipping off.

"Clipping" in gaming terms, meaning collision with objects. Turn Clipping off, and you can walk through walls and walk in midair.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:33 am
by Topazshot88
Also when you kill enemies they stay frozen in the stance they were in when they died. It ends up looking pretty funny.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:13 am
by Master War
Finish mages guild :/

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:37 am
by Miss Starseed
You sure are polite.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:20 pm
by Fooflyer
omg dont post unless you have 100+ posts

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:58 pm
by Darkin
Fooflyer wrote:omg dont post unless you have 100+ posts
Thats... impossible. You need to post in order to get 100 posts.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:02 pm
by Shoolis
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Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:50 pm
by Zink
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Hey.

Worst guild leader ever.

Stop sleeping.

I need another assignment.

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Okay then.

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The Anvil guild hall is still a wreck. Dead bodies everywhere.

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Hmm. I can't seem to find Azzan.

I hope he isn't one the many, many dead bodies that litter the guild.

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Oh, wait, there he is. In his office.

...I wonder if he's noticed that everyone is dead, yet...

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Based on his lack of anger, I'd say he hasn't noticed.

...Or he's just a terrible leader like the other guy.

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Rats. Really.

Rats.

...Oh well, at least I get to kill something.

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Oh boy, I'm sure this will be interesting.

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OH WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

THE WAY THE QUEST WAS DESCRIBED IT MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU HAD TO KILL THE RATS WHEN IN ACTUALITY YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE RATS

WHAT A TWIST

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Okay. I bet it's just a cat or some-

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-...thing.

That... is not a small cat.

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It was a mountain lion.

There was a mountain lion

in this woman's basement.

What. Just... what.

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Also I kill a few of the rats.

Just because.

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Yeah. It was a mountain lion. You should probably-

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...Well, okay. I'm not sure where you are going with this, though.

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I find what's-his-face leaving the city.

Let's see what this dork has to say.

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And by "see what he has to say" I mean "ask him about rumors and forgot about the whole rat thing".

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...If everyone knows about them, why are they still even around, then?

Oh yeah. Guard incompetence. I forgot.

Anyway, let's get back to this whole rat situation.

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Wait what

Are we seriously going to exterminate all the mountain lions in the area just to save a few rats?

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Seriously?

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This can not be good for the ecosystem.

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I manage to kill the mountain lions easily.

Now the the eco-system has been suitably fucked up, I'd better go get my reward.

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WHAT

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Holy shit, there is another one!

How does this even happen!?

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Hoooowwww

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Look, lady, I'm not sure what baffles me more. The fact that mountain lions keep getting into your basement, or the fact that you are more concerned about your rats safety than your own.

Seriously, when mountain lions repeatedly break into your basement, you might want to consider staying somewhere else for a while.

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...Sigh...

The longer this quest goes on, the more and more mentally unstable this lady seems.

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I wait behind a fence until around midnight, and spot Quil-Weave or whatever her name is leaving some meat or something outside a hole that leads to crazy-rat-lady's basement.

Huh. Looks like madame insanity was right.

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Yeah. That's great and all except for the mountain lions

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Yeah, okay. I'll keep it a secret. I don't particularly like crazy-rat-lady anyway.

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Thus, I get paid

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And I get an acrobatics level.

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Well, that was interesting. Boring, but interesting.

I hope I actually get assigned to, you know, kill people in my next contract.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:13 pm
by Aranai
Ah, I remember this one. The Morrowind reference made me incredibly pop flyin' my first playthrough.

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:20 pm
by Darkin
Ahhh... Morrowind. Didn't you kill big-head? Or did he manage to kill himself?

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:42 pm
by Superior Bacon
hey, at least you got to punch out some mountain lions

not even nature is safe from charlie manhuge