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Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:28 pm
by BANANA
Pfffffffft so many Charlies.

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:30 pm
by Zink
Miss StarSeed wrote:If Zink doesn't want to do the LP anymore/as often, why don't some of the people that kept asking to do their own LP do random exploits? Just so the thread doesn't completely die.

I dunno, reading this, it sounds like a bad idea. I just wanna see more Oblivion shenanigans.
That really won't be necessary. I'm probably going to start updating more often again.

Probably.

Posted: Sun Apr 18, 2010 8:50 pm
by Kupti Tranamo
I like this. Everything done in this LP is awesome to read.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:10 am
by Zink
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Well... I'm certainly never going to that place again.

I might as well head to Cheydinhal. That is one place that I like. It's where I got my first house, after all!

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Whoops I forgot that Bruma incident gave me a bounty

Somehow.

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I took like a billion screenshots of these fight but it is actually pretty boring. Just me killing some more guards.

So this is the only one you get.

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Well, okay, fine, you can have this one too. This is from when the Punch Misers started killing each other for no reason after the fight.

They are really weird sometimes.

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Anyway, a few dead guards and one Punch Miser civil war later, I decide to check out the Fighter's Guild.

I mean, it isn't like I have anything better to do. They'd basically just be paying me to kill things.

That is the sort of job I like.

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Yeah, sure I am. Where do I sign up?

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Okay, I guess I should find this "Burz" guy then.

...Burz is a really cool name...

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WHAT? You dare refuse my offer to join!? How dare you! You will PAY for your insolence!

For the arrogance of your guild, I shall slay every single member of your petty guild!

Well, the ones capable of dying anyway.

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Hey, sleepy-head, guess who's first in line.

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It's you.

Your first in line.

...Of course, you probably already figured it out, since you are dead.

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THERE IS A FIGHT

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I knock that one guy I asked to join unconscious

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And kill the Porter.

Well, that takes care of that...

...Hmmm... I can't help but feel that maybe, just maybe, there is someone else that is normally here...

...I'd better wait an hour (or day) or two just to be safe...

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AHA!

I was right!

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And he is dead.

What a wondrous occasion!

Now, off to the Bravil fighter's guild to kill everyone there!

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Whoops, it looks like the guards aren't too pop flyin' with my presence.

Sucks to be them, then.

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This is the result of their pride.

...Oh, hey, look, I ended up killing that one guy who I had to save from his own dreams.

Whoops.

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They should not have misjudged me.

TO THE FIGHTER'S GUILD!

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Yes. I am.

Too bad you won't be alive to see my initiation.

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Velwyn begins distracting one of the other members with conversation.

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I take advantage of the opening.

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The three other members start trying to kill me.

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They fail miserably.

TO LEYAWIIN

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The guards here don't like me either.

I'm not even going to bother showing you a screenshot of what happened to those guards. You should be able to guess by now.

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I enter the Fighter's Guild and promptly begin killing all who can be killed.

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Even though I killed several of his comrades right in front of him, the Fighter's Guild Porter is pop flyin' to accept my yield.

What an idiot.

What a very dead idiot.

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~Doo dee doo~, massacring the Fighter's Guild, ~Doo dee doo~

This is the most fun I've had in a long time!

Time for Chorrol's!

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Oh ho ho, look at these guards.

Trying to kill me.

How pathetic.

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Oh look, A mage's guild member who just ripped his shirt off in preparation for battle.

... I don't understand why they keep doing that...

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Oh well, who cares what a dead man does, anyway.

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Whoops, it appears as though a million guards showed up when I wasn't looking.

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...This...

...Might be difficult...

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Very difficult.

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Very, VERY difficult.

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But certainly not impossible.

NOW, WHERE'S THAT GUILD?

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Take that, you-

Oh, wait, he's essential. Oh well, at least I had the pleasure of beating him unconscious. Better than nothing, I suppose.

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...Wha-?

The Fighter's Guild employs old ladies!?

...I... really think that maybe this guild isn't as elite as it pretends to be.

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Anyway, I easily beat her, but she turns out to be essential.

It turns out that I already killed all the Fighter's Guild members in Chorrol from unrelated conflicts. Not surprising, considering how many street brawls I've been involved with here.

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Anyway, the old lady and the other guy start talking about goblins, as if someone didn't just barge in and try to murder them.

Weirdos.

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I go to Skingrad.

I kill a bunch of guards.

I think you know the drill by now.

NOW TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE-

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...Fighter's... Guild...?

...Uh... that woman does not look like a Fighter's Guild member. I think I might have the wrong address...

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Oh, would you look at that! It turns out I accidentally entered the Mage's guild! Good thing I didn't kill everyone there, as that would have been really awkward once I realized my mistake. It would be all like "Oh, man, I'm really sorry about killing you guys. I thought you were the Fighter's guild. It was just a little misunderstanding".

Whelp, time to kill everyone in the real Fighter's Guild.

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Unfortunately, my plans of getting the jump on the members are ruined when a guard barges in and demands my immediate arrival at local jail.

I make sure he isn't able to barge in to anywhere ever again.

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Anyway, I kill that one Argonian and not-Argonian.

...Wait... I remember seeing one more member when I walked in...

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Aha! Thought you could escape, eh?

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Well, nice try. You'll get it next time.

...Well, you would, if it weren't for the fact that you will be very busy being dead.

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Anvil time.

Woohoo.

Once again, I'm not gonna bother showing you the battle with several guards. You guys should be familiar with that shit already.

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I walk in, kill the Porter, and am immediately attacked by a Dunmer woman and a... Breton, I think? It's hard to tell sometimes.

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Not that it matters anymore anyway.

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Oh hey guys.

I just killed a few of your members downstairs.

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It went a little something like that.

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One of the members walks past all the dead bodies and starts taking a nap.

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What an idiot.

Now, next on my list is...

...Oh god.

No. No way. No way in hell. There's not way that I'm going back to-

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Bruma.

*sigh*.

Well, if I want everyone in the Fighter's Guild dead (who can be killed, anyway), I guess I have no choice. I'll just walk in calmly and naturally, and hopefully the clones won't bother me.

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...Although, I must say, there is something very unnerving about seeing an exact clone of yourself dead in front of you.

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What?

A guard?

But... but...

HOW

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WHAT THE FU-

HOW THE HE-

WHAASIOAFJDIOASJDF

YOU ALL DIED

HOW ARE THEIR SO MANY OF YOU

AND IN ONE PLACE!



and so there was a grand old fight

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...Now...

...is not my time...

...to die...

*cough*

...Geez... that was the biggest guard battle I have ever won... I didn't even know there could be that many guards in one place.

...They probably hid from the clones or something... or maybe they are clones. Sort of like how there were clones of me, there are now clones of the guard. Or something.

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One thing's for certain, these guys are definitely still in charge. Look at the way they just guard every single inch of the city.

...At least they don't seem aggressive anymore...

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Inside the Fighter's Guild, I find one Argonian swinging his blade at nothing, despite the fact there is a training dummy like right over there.

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I end his life with one good hit.

He is the only one here. The only other Fighter's Guild member in Bruma was killed during the clone incident.

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Well, there you have it. Every Fighter's Guild member that can be killed has been killed.

And all it took was a billion murders, guard genocide, and lots and lots of punching.

...Well, anyway, I guess that's punishment enough for the Fighter's Guild. I should probably pay off my bounty (which is like 50,000-60,000 right now) and go ahead and join them like I was going to.

What fun.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:17 am
by Darkin
And yet they will accept you when you pay off that bounty.
Dispite KILLING EVERY NON ESSENTIAL MEMBER
I love this game.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:56 am
by Kupti Tranamo
Oblivion is awesome. Thats why before you pay your bounty, cause a bunch of crime and then pay it off.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:58 am
by Kupti Tranamo
Only stop this oblivion LP once you have killed EVERY NON-ESSENTIAL NPC EFFAR.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:04 am
by BANANA
Way to edit your post thar.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:06 am
by Darkin
AAAAAAND now he can't delete. I LOVE HIS SIG

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 3:39 am
by Superior Bacon
this was excellent punishment, yes

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 4:11 am
by BurntToShreds
I must've missed an update or two. Why exactly are there clones of Charlie Manhuge in Bruma?

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:45 am
by Master War
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She has 1000 gold to sell so she only buys for 1000. :roll:

But why isn't she in the kitchen :psyduck:

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:41 pm
by Zink
BurntToShreds wrote:I must've missed an update or two. Why exactly are there clones of Charlie Manhuge in Bruma?
...See last page.

You missed the big 100th update, yo.


@Master War: Lolwut?

That screenshot appears to be from forever ago.

I'm... not exactly sure what you are talking about.

Edit: Whoops this was a page get I guess it's now the page before last page.

...Just go to the table of contents and click the 100th one.

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 12:47 pm
by Fooflyer
do not question him.
the master knows all

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2010 2:13 pm
by Zink
By the way guys I think it is important for me to mention that I am suddenly enjoying writing these updates again.

I guess that means you can expect a lot of updates over the week.

Goodie goodie for you.