AWKWARD ZOMBIE

balls

It aged badly, yes, but it's still a daisies good game and the graphics aren't THAT bad

Kalekemo wrote:It aged badly, yes, but it's still a daisies good game and the graphics aren't THAT bad

Wrong. It was a good game back then, now it's flaws are glaringly obvious and it's still hard to look at.

Besides, we've explored the Elder Scrolls, lets take a trip through Fallout.

There's already a Fallout LP

I vote Morrowind

Crush Bandicoot wrote:

BANANA wrote:Hmm... If that's the case, I vote for Morrowind as well.

No, you really don't want to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a-29xjM2Zo

It has aged badly. Please stop nostalging.

How can I nostalgia if I've never heard of it before now

*Offers condolences*

But I'm still hoping this is an April Fools... Somehow I doubt it though.

My vote goes to Fallout 3 if it IS true.

I'd really like to see a Morrowind LP. I still love that game even after 8 years of playing it on and off (of course nostalgia could be the reason).

That sucks man. I vote Fallout 3. Maybe it might motovate me into finishing the daisies thing.

Powerfists count as fists.

Maybe instead of not using weapons, he can just not use guns, since they're the main items for most of the game? That'd be keeping in line with Charlies behaviour, whilst also being more appropriate to this particular game.

I'm not gonna lie

If this is an April Fool's Day joke, I'm totally falling for it.

I actually teared up when you said there would be no more Oblivion adventures.

There's nothing quite like digging through my quest log trying to find something to do.

Huh, this looks interesting. And... slightly familiar. What with the vampires and all.

...This... this isn't going to have the same "plot twist" as that other quest, right?

Well, I suppose there is only one way to find out...



I head to Bruma and check out the crime scene.

I also take the opportunity to loot the-



Dammit. I like looting bodies.

Oh crap a guard is walking toward me I hope he didn't see me try to loot the body



Oh phew good he is just politely asking me to leave.

What a relief.

Anyway, after just a small amount of persuasion, he changes that "you have to leave" attitude.



Yeah I'm calling it now the dead guy isn't a vampire and the "vampire hunter" is.

I mean, yeah, that's exactly the same as that other quest, but it wouldn't be the first time Brethesda had me basically do the same thing twice.



So apparently some dead beggars were found and the vampire hunter came and killed this guy about it.

Without evidence.

He just went into some guys home and killed him without any evidence of wrongdoing and he got away with it.

...The guards here are the most incompetent idiots I have ever seen.

Ever.



Yeah, sure whatever.

I'm going to go talk to her because the grieving wife is the only one that tells even the slightest bit of truth in these sort of things.

Unless of course they are the killer. But that only happens when we don't already know who the killer is. And we do.



Don't worry, I will listen to you because that is clearly what the quest wants me to do.

It's really weird how it doesn't even really give me a choice here. It's like I'm forced to believe you. At least with that other quest I could have killed the guy and did what the vampire asked if I wanted to.



Apparently after the supposed hunter killed the supposed vampire dead bodies were found in the supposed vampire's basement.

Okay so maybe he did have evidence.

Sue me.



Not really. Plenty of people do that.

But I mean this quest really wants me to believe so it isn't like I have a choice.



HOW SUSPICIOUS

Anyway, Queston wants me to go talk to innkeeper's or something about the whole matter.

I go ahead and do so.



Oh boy more conversation minigame-ing.

My favorite.



Wait what

I just asked where he was.

Why are you just handing me the key

I mean yeah I know we are friends now but still really that is kind of stupid on your part.



Oh well, at least I don't have to break in like I was planning to.

TIME TO SEARCH THE PERIMETER



What's this? An item that is entirely worthless? That can only mean one thing...

QUEEEEEST ITTEEEEEEEEM



Okay so apparently there were three dorks or something and one of them was the guy who got murdered and another was the guy who claimed to be a vampire hunter and they found some treasure or some shit like that but they hid it and gave each person a key to the treasure and you need all three keys to open the box.

It was basically a tale of three idiots.

This seems like evidence all right.

For some reason Queston wants me to talk to the innkeeper about this.



WHAAAAAAT



SUSPICIOUS

I'D BETTER GET BACK TO MCGUARDERSON



A vampire? Huh! I happen to have his journal right here, which somehow proves he was not a vampire despite the fact it is clearly from a long time ago and has almost nothing to do with anything that happened here whatsoever!




Yeah.

You were pretty stupid not to figure it out.



Wait what

How is it your fault

Were you even involved with the Skingrad case at all

Hell, I thought you didn't even know about this one until after it happened.



MMkay



I meet him at the tarven and he tells me to go find the "vampire hunter" before he runs away.

He is in a cave or something.



I head for the cave with great haste

I make it there and I find-



Oh my god

Your eyes



Holy crap your eyes are messed up. They are... HUGE

The rest of your face doesn't look too good either.



I can't even pay attention to what you are saying. I'm too distracted.

I mean, it isn't as bad as that one Mage's Guild guy who I had to kill who had that huge forehead and looked like Brain from Pinky and the Brain, but this is still pretty bad



Wait what

I wasn't paying attention

Are we fighting now or something?



WHOOPS APPARENTLY SO



You should have chose the dungeon, good sir.



He lasted surprisingly long for one guy fighting against 6 or so armed men.

I take everything he has off his body. Including some keys.



This must be the treasure.

I sure can't wait to loot it!



...The treasure is complete shit.

Why am I not surprised?

Anyway, I thought I should talk to the city guard member again, but Queston insisted I go talk to McDeaderson's wife.




Yes yes I'm sure it is very secret and all that.

Just spit it out and stop wasting my time.



Apparently the amulet is actually sealed or something, and requires a secret word to activate it. She offers to activate it for me.



Wait, the secret word is brotherhood? That's... sort of a word that isn't too secret. Someone would just accidentally activate the amulet. He should have gone with "triskaidekaphobia" or something. Or even made up a word.



That's okay, I wouldn't have given it back to you anyway.



Eh, it isn't that good an amulet, but it will sell for something, at least.

...Wait, is the quest over?

Shouldn't I tell the guard guy I killed the fake vampire hunter?

What, am I supposed to just let the guard sit there and wonder what happened to me and the vampire hunter? Seriously?

...Well, okay. Not my problem, I guess.

I suppose I should try and find another adventure now. After all, it isn't like I'm suddenly going to stop adventuring for some reason or anything like that.

Again. Powerfists. Problem solved.

EDIT: Are grenades manly enough?

wait so is this the last of the updates you did before the virus or

i'm so confused

ZINK WHY MUST YOU TOY WITH MY EMOTIONS