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Oh god, if Nameless just kept getting back up in that dart trap...

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huh. i think my rabid fan died, but came back to me after... a really long time.

npcs are silly.
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I used cheats to give my rabid fan a daedric sword and I made him essential. Whenever I had to fight I just hid while he did the work.

I am so evil.
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Well, yeah. Have to go tell some drunk guys to stop being drunk or something. That's my next mission.

...I thought that the Fighter's Guild would have a bit more, you know, fighting.

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I arrive at the bar in Leyawiin.

I... really feel like there's been some exaggeration here...

All these guys seem to be doing is standing around drinking beer and occasionally insulting each other and/or the barmaid.

I mean, yeah, it isn't the most polite thing to do, but it isn't nearly as bad as bad-leaderson made it sound.

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Also a few tables are flipped over.

I suppose I'm supposed to infer that the misbehaving members flipped these over, but at this point I'm guessing that the barmaid just has really weird tastes in interior design.

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Apparently "I am Fighters Guild".

There is something about that statement that makes me laugh.

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Yes, yes, standing around drinking and making rude comments occasionally sure isn't the behavior you would expect from people in a bar AT ALL.

Oh well. This isn't worth arguing about. I'm going to have to deal with it anyway.

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Oh, a Fighter's Guild member is threatening me. I'm so scared. It isn't like I slaughtered almost every single other member of the guild or anything.

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Uh-huh.

Well, I suppose I should talk to "Vantus" then.

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Dude, standing around and making a rude comment occasionally is not a "discussion".

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Oh boy, I get to listen to this guy whine.

Hey, you want cheddar? Here's what you do. You go out, murder some bandits, and sell whatever they have on them!

That's what I did when I was poor

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Well, maybe if you guys were less incompetent, maybe you wouldn't be losing so much business!

Here's a tip: people like hiring people who don't SUCK

I offer to find him some work because I don't have any other choice.

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He's really sarcastic about the whole thing. Jerk.

Well, I suppose I should find this ungrateful asshole some work then so I can get him to stop whining at me.

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FFFFFF Come on

I AM ASKING ABOUT JOBS THAT IS NOT A "FRIENDS-ONLY" SORT OF TOPIC.

ALSO I JUST NOTICED YOU HAVE A REALLY STUPID NAME

I MEAN REALLY IT'S LIKE A MILLION SYLLABLES

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After I do some stupid disposition bullshit, I finally manage to get her to tell me about some jobs.

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Apparently, the woman she recommended is out collecting herbs.

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And by "collecting herbs" I mean "standing around in the middle of the woods staring at nothing".

Or, as I like to call it, "practically begging nature to send in a bear or troll to kill you".

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I think it really says something when someone trusts the Fighters Guild over a different group.

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Ugh. Ectoplasm? Where am I going to find ectoplasm?

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I do have some ectoplasm on me, but only 2, not 5.

Hmmm... Don't I own a haunted house or something in Anvil? I could probably get some ectoplasm there.

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Time for some ghost-busting

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The ghosts are all quickly attacked and defeated. I take ectoplasm from their, er, whatever those puddles are supposed to be.

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Yes. I have found you ectoplasm.

I'm not even going to point out how that doesn't even grammar.

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I can.

The Fighters Guild can't.

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You are making a huge mistake but eh I don't care.

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Well, that was easily resolved.

Back to the horrible leader.

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Dude. You have a mohawk.

You are the last person who should be saying anything bad about anyone.

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More shitty salary!

yaaaaaaay

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Oh boy

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Hmm. Do I deal with the incompetent Redguard or the idiotic Orc?

What a tough decision!

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Incompetence is always funny

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Your rank is called "Swordsman"? Lame.

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I was always confused about the 'poor' people in Oblivion. Just go kill some rats or something. This game is so easy to get rich in.
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They have their own personal difficulty set all the way to the right, and are trying to Charlie Manhuge their way through life.
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Heh. Swordsman. I think its funny how, you know, he's never used a sword.
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Malum wrote:Oh the irony.
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Kupti Tranamo wrote:Heh. Swordsman. I think its funny how, you know, he's never used a sword.
He used a dagger.

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Master War wrote:
Kupti Tranamo wrote:Heh. Swordsman. I think its funny how, you know, he's never used a sword.
He used a dagger.
Yeah, once or twice. I don't think using a sword a few times means you are a swordsman.
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Daggers are in the same group of swords, right?

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no

a dagger is a blade, a sword is a blade, but a dagger isn't a sword
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