Welcome Now to OBLIVION! An Elder Scrolls Let's Play.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:18 am

tcl is extremely helpful for getting out of dungeons fast since Bethesda decided it was a good idea to remove the "mark" and "recall" spells >:[

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:19 am

forts usually have a secret exit at the end that leads to the start. mines have a back-entrance, although it is rare

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:20 am

Yeah, and ruins usually have a shortcut exit, but a lot of caves don't have backdoors :/

Kupti Tranamo · Post by **Kupti Tranamo** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:17 am

Yeah, that's the major downside of storming forts. They're like a maze in there! Like a while ago I stormed a fort and I still haven't found a way out.

Bytheway, what does the tcl code do?

Mr. Mander · Post by **Mr. Mander** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:19 am

It turns Clipping off.

"Clipping" in gaming terms, meaning collision with objects. Turn Clipping off, and you can walk through walls and walk in midair.

Topazshot88 · Post by **Topazshot88** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:33 am

Also when you kill enemies they stay frozen in the stance they were in when they died. It ends up looking pretty funny.

Master War · Post by **Master War** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:13 am

Finish mages guild :/

Miss Starseed · Post by **Miss Starseed** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 10:37 am

You sure are polite.

Fooflyer · Post by **Fooflyer** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 12:20 pm

omg dont post unless you have 100+ posts

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 3:58 pm

Fooflyer wrote:omg dont post unless you have 100+ posts

Thats... impossible. You need to post in order to get 100 posts.

Shoolis · Post by **Shoolis** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:02 pm

thatsthejoke.jpg

Zink · Post by **Zink** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 4:50 pm

Hey.

Worst guild leader ever.

Stop sleeping.

I need another assignment.

Okay then.

The Anvil guild hall is still a wreck. Dead bodies everywhere.

Hmm. I can't seem to find Azzan.

I hope he isn't one the many, many dead bodies that litter the guild.

Oh, wait, there he is. In his office.

...I wonder if he's noticed that everyone is dead, yet...

Based on his lack of anger, I'd say he hasn't noticed.

...Or he's just a terrible leader like the other guy.

Rats. Really.

Rats.

...Oh well, at least I get to kill something.

Oh boy, I'm sure this will be interesting.

OH WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT

THE WAY THE QUEST WAS DESCRIBED IT MADE IT SOUND LIKE YOU HAD TO KILL THE RATS WHEN IN ACTUALITY YOU HAVE TO SAVE THE RATS

WHAT A TWIST

Okay. I bet it's just a cat or some-

-...thing.

That... is not a small cat.

It was a mountain lion.

There was a mountain lion

in this woman's basement.

What. Just... what.

Also I kill a few of the rats.

Just because.

Yeah. It was a mountain lion. You should probably-

...Well, okay. I'm not sure where you are going with this, though.

I find what's-his-face leaving the city.

Let's see what this dork has to say.

And by "see what he has to say" I mean "ask him about rumors and forgot about the whole rat thing".

...If everyone knows about them, why are they still even around, then?

Oh yeah. Guard incompetence. I forgot.

Anyway, let's get back to this whole rat situation.

Wait what

Are we seriously going to exterminate all the mountain lions in the area just to save a few rats?

Seriously?

This can not be good for the ecosystem.

I manage to kill the mountain lions easily.

Now the the eco-system has been suitably fucked up, I'd better go get my reward.

WHAT

Holy shit, there is another one!

How does this even happen!?

Hoooowwww

Look, lady, I'm not sure what baffles me more. The fact that mountain lions keep getting into your basement, or the fact that you are more concerned about your rats safety than your own.

Seriously, when mountain lions repeatedly break into your basement, you might want to consider staying somewhere else for a while.

...Sigh...

The longer this quest goes on, the more and more mentally unstable this lady seems.

I wait behind a fence until around midnight, and spot Quil-Weave or whatever her name is leaving some meat or something outside a hole that leads to crazy-rat-lady's basement.

Huh. Looks like madame insanity was right.

Yeah. That's great and all except for the mountain lions

Yeah, okay. I'll keep it a secret. I don't particularly like crazy-rat-lady anyway.

Thus, I get paid

And I get an acrobatics level.

Well, that was interesting. Boring, but interesting.

I hope I actually get assigned to, you know, kill people in my next contract.

Aranai · Post by **Aranai** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:13 pm

Ah, I remember this one. The Morrowind reference made me incredibly pop flyin' my first playthrough.

Darkin · Post by **Darkin** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:20 pm

Ahhh... Morrowind. Didn't you kill big-head? Or did he manage to kill himself?

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:42 pm

hey, at least you got to punch out some mountain lions

not even nature is safe from charlie manhuge