Eh, Traven did the same thing earlier. However, he had the added bonus of shoving his own soul into a big, pointy crystal. :OEat_box wrote:Most badass suicide ever.
Beep beep boop
Yeah, undercover missions are usually like that. Good thing I already killed the entire Fighter's Guild, or I might have ended up having to kill the entire Fighter's Guild.
Well, I'M OFF!
Which is located in Leyawiin for some reason.
Not sure why.
Time to just stroll in with my fancy Blackwood Co. armor.
I'm sure they'll be pop flyin' to accept me into the group. They seem the type to hire incredibly well-known and wanted criminals.
Why, hello, fellow members of a group I hope to join! I am not a Fighter's Guild spy!
...Where can I sign up?
You look important! Hello, I wish to join your Co.! As you can see, I have brought my own armor, which shows responsibility!
I also didn't loot it off the dead body of one of your fallen comrades!
I simply made it myself
...You weren't listening to a single word I just said, were you?
Oh, yeah you have. Especially since you live in Leyawiin. I mean, I'm already infamous throughout Cyrodiil, but I'm sure killing the countess caused more than a few extra wanted posters to be posted around here.
Wha- That's what you recognize me from? Not as the arena champion? Not as the wanted criminal that has murdered hundreds? Not as the Arch-Mage?
...Yes. Yes, I'm from the Fighter's Guild.
I've given up on reasoning with you people.
I left because they didn't give me work or something I don't know
Inexperienced? Inexperienced!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARRRTHGASHIGASOIGAHJIOH-
Yes. Yes I am horribly inexperienced.
I've never even held a sword before.
I am so inexperienced that I have trouble killing people because I feel guilty ending seomeone else's life.
THAT'S HOW FUCKING INEXPERIENCED I AM
I already hate this place.
I already want to kill this place.
I already want to kill this place so badly
I follow him to the whatever to find out my first mission!
He takes me to some sort of training room.
There are several other fighters standing around, not really doing anything.
I hope I get to kill them too, soon.
That's it? Goblins?
You are sending four guys on a mission to kill some goblins?
...You guys may suck even more than the Fighter's Guild.
Is four people really necessary?
You probably could've sent Velwyn out to kill some goblins and he would have succeeded!
Before I turned him into a shield, anyway.
Another word? Really? Wasn't your first one bad enough?
"Methods"? Really? Is my proven strategy of "punch things until they stop breathing" just not good enough for you!?
Some sort of... potion?
It smells illegal! Which I'd normally be okay with but in a nation where skooma is acceptable, it has to be some really serious shit to get outlawed!
Sounds... venomous. Should I be worried?
And also isn't that, like, really illegal?
Yeah okay I'll buy that.
Except for the fact that it sounds completely stupid!
Oh, magic, is there a single problem you can't just handwave away?
Well, time to get high on life!
And by that I mean "high on an extremely illegal substance that probably has horrible, crippling side effects".
Woah... this is some... really... strong... stuff...
I feel... funnyyyyyyyyyy
Woah... when did I ... get here?
...Man there are like... fucking goblins or something... man...
Them... them motherfucking goblins...
Motherfucking goblins man.
They're like... runnin' goblins or something. Goblins aren't supposed to run
Yeah, like... fuckin' houses right?
What is the deal with those things man?
Goblins... goblins... goblins aren't supposed to... uh...
live! Yes, that's the word! Live in people's houses!
Time to kill the goblins or... or... or... something...
...What was I doing again?
Ye- Yeah... that'll teach him to... to... to... LIVE...i...cate... a house... or something.
Motherfuckin' goblins... friggin everywhere
I gotta... gotta... uhh..... PUNCH! Yes, that's it! Punch them or... or... something...
Yeah that's... that's... urrrghhhh
My... insides... feel... green...
...Where the hell am I? I feel like I was just talking like a stoner dropping way more F-bombs than usual while also punching a bunch of things I probably shouldn't have.
Why am I in Oreyn's house? Wasn't I just killing goblins?
...I think I was killing goblins. Man, everything that just happened in that town feels like such a blur. Note to self: NEVER EVER HAVE HIST EVER AGAIN. NOT WORTH IT.
What? Was I out a long time?
Geez, it seems like, between this and that Skooma incident, me + illegal drugs = BAD NEWS AND VERY BAD HEADACHE
Wow, just laying in a gutter? I mean, I knew taking drugs was probably a bad idea, especially something provided by the Blackwood Company of all people, but I didn't think I'd follow the stereotype that well.
What's next? Are we going to talk to my family members about how my destructive habits have affected them? Documentary style?
Are you going to start singing cheesy songs about saying "no" to try to discourage drug use?
Yeah, it's like my life has suddenly turned into a puplic service announcement about staying drug free.
I guess I'm just a lightweight or something.
To be honest I find the concept of having to use like tree steroids or whatever Hist is very pathetic anyway. I don't need that shit to kill people.
To Water's Edge, got it.
Off I goooooooooo
Hmm. Seems pretty desolate.
I bet everyone's dead.
And what do you know, my hunch was right!
I'm always right
Hey, you are a survivor!
Actually, I think I may have been the one that killed here in a drug-induced rampage.
Sorry about that.
Although, to be fair, I probably would have gotten around to murdering this village anyway.
Ohhhh yeaaaahhhh... I gave her 1000 gold or something, right?
Yeah, she seemed okay.
Dead now though.
They took the only things from you they could: your lives.
...I'm not sure what I meant by that.
I'd probably feel worse about unknowingly slaughtering this village if it weren't the kind of thing I'd do on purpose anyway.
BACK TO OREYN
I found bodies.
Lots and lots of bodies.
Well, not the entire town. One guy was still alive somehow.
And I probably would have killed them all anyway, so I don't feel too bad.
All in all it isn't really that big a deal.
Decisive action? What kind of decisive action?
And how exactly do you propose I do that?
To be honest, I don't think they ever knew to begin with.
Wait, you mean... I have to storm the Blackwood company? Just... by myself? Unarmed? Slaughtering an entire company of elite mercenaries?
This is gonna be good!
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That's lame. It should be like, a whole other quest or something.Master War wrote:Same thing. He just says something about your racial stuff and that.Kupti Tranamo wrote:what happens when you take the hist and you are an Argonian? I haven't ever followed the fighter's guild quests.
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This unfortunately describes a lot of Oblivion. -_-Kupti Tranamo wrote:That's lame. It should be like, a whole other quest or something.Master War wrote:Same thing. He just says something about your racial stuff and that.Kupti Tranamo wrote:what happens when you take the hist and you are an Argonian? I haven't ever followed the fighter's guild quests.