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Post by Topazshot88 »

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The thing that the man who can't say words gave me was a sword.

Honestly it's like people are mocking me at this point.
I think that Orc needs to get hit by this sword. Like, repeatedly.

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Post by Master War »

If Charlie would use a sword, he probably would.

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Wait a minute...

OH GOD DAMMIT SHIT

That's the sword that absorbs speechcraft I noticed when I took screenshots about a week earlier! I had like a million things to say about that one! Because, really, it steals people's ability to speak and then gives it to you.

I can't believe I had forgotten and missed my opportunity to make fun of it. I shall live out the rest of my days in exile.

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Post by Kupti Tranamo »

Zink wrote:Wait a minute...



That's the sword that absorbs speechcraft I noticed when I took screenshots about a week earlier! I had like a million things to say about that one! Because, really, it steals people's ability to speak and then gives it to you.
Lol. that's true with the speechraft and stuff. How does it make sense?
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Post by Badfish »

You could edit the post and let out your opinions on the bad-booty sword.

Seriously, it's shaped like a rose, how is that not bad-booty.


Also, repair yo' shit.

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Badfish wrote:You could edit the post and let out your opinions on the bad-booty sword.

Seriously, it's shaped like a rose, how is that not bad-booty.


Also, repair yo' shit.

I'll just do it near the beginning of next upda-

...Wait, SHIT AGAIN

I already took ALL the screenshots for the ENTIRETY OF THE FIGHTER'S GUILD a few weeks ago because I was going away and wouldn't have access to the actual game (however I over-estimated how much I would be able to update while away).

Oh well, maybe I can just re-use that one screenshot and hope nobody will notice.

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Post by Ganelon »

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This is the first time I've seen an Oblivion NPC with a decent looking face.

I've played the game at least 5 times.
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That's funny, Ganelon, because I was actually thinking the exact same thing.

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Post by Fooflyer »

Wow, charlie is pretty much a juggernaut now isn't he

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Fooflyer wrote:Wow, charlie is pretty much a juggernaut now isn't he
Yeah pretty much.

That's sort of another reason why I think it's time to start wrapping this LP up and start finishing the main quest. He's pretty much gained all the power he's going to get. There isn't going to be much more growth at this point.

And, if you ask me, the evolution of a character is what makes LP's (and stories, I guess) like this interesting. You know, watching a guy go from barely surviving a fight against a single Imperial Legion member to being able to slaughter dozens of guards effortlessly.

It's possible to still keep it interesting with character growth, but, since he pretty much started as a personality-less self insert, Charlie is kind of a boring and static character. (As I was simply doing commentary during the first few updates rather than trying to tell the whole thing from Charlie's perspective, which is what I do now. Notice how I talk about Charlie in the earlier updates rather than using "I" all the time. Back then, "I" referred to me, specifically, and Charlie was pretty much another entity. However, that quickly began to shift, and now "I" refers to Charlie and everything is told through his point of view. Recently, I started putting anything directly fourth-wall breaking, like talking about the game developers or console commands, in parenthesis to separate it from the character, which is something I really wish I started doing earlier.)

I estimate that we'll have... 20-30 more updates. Maybe less. Or perhaps more. It's really freaking hard to estimate these sort of things.

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I want to see the ending!

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Zink wrote:That's funny, Ganelon, because I was actually thinking the exact same thing.
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Well, let's see what Oreyn wants from me.

Hopefully it is something delightfully illegal.

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Well, he certainly seems pop flyin' about something. If he's anything like me, then that probably means we will be doing something very immoral.

I AM EXCITE

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I LIKE THE SOUND OF THIS ALREADY!

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Taking down an entire corrupt organization by working outside of the law despite being horribly outnumbered?

...I think you are my new best friend.

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Let me guess. You want me to do something boring like steal some files?

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Wait, you mean... you want me to break in... kill everyone... kidnap their leader... and then presumably torture him for information?

THIS IS GOING TO BE MY BEST

DAY

EVER

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Sounds like a wimp.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some good times to get to!

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I decide to take a disguise this time.

Obviously, that means I won't be brining the Punch Misers with me. This is something that you will get over.

Don't worry, I don't plan to sneak through the entire way. I just love the starting the fight after you've already blended in. It creates way more chaos, panic, and confusion.

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The cave is fairly close. Only a short ride.

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Now, I just need to walk through and try not to act suspicious.

Should be simple.

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Hello, Blackwood Company brother! It sure is great to work for Blackwood Company, which is a Company that I definitely actually work for! Yep, I'm totally not a spy or anything who will kill you!

I'm your friend!

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Wait wait wait, what are you doing with that axe?

...Was my disguise really that bad?

Oh well. TIME FOR THE BACKUP PLAN

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Yeah, being punched in the face doesn't feel good, does it? I bet you wish you didn't see through my disguise now!

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Ha! You Blackwood company bastards are total wimps! I was able to completely change armor in the middle of the battle and I'm still kicking your booty! You-

...Wait... what's that sound?

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AN INVISIBLE SNIPER!?

That's... actually fairly clever.

I'm impressed.

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Not quite enough to outsmart me, though! Haha!

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...Hmm. I think I'll try to be sneaky for the rest of this infiltration. Add a little variety, you know?

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A couple of archers positioned behind barricades, huh?

I'm not gonna lie, the Blackwood Company seems to be the most intelligent group I've face yet in terms of strategy.

Of course, it doesn't do them much good...

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If they can't see me!

You'd think that bright yellow armor would be a dead giveaway. Maybe Argonians just have trouble seeing in the dark.

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Got behind one.

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Man, I love how sneak attacks send people flying. Look at that corpse soar. It's like a fucking majestic eagle.

Beautiful.

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Next up: THE OTHER GUY!

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Not quite as graceful. More like a goose than an eagle.

Still pretty good though.

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Stealth can actually be surprisingly satisfying sometimes.

It really can.

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Seems like most of these guys are blind as bats.

Morons.

Unfortunately, there's no way I can take out these Daedric clad guards out in one hit. So much for exterminating everyone silently.

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Oh well, at least I can still get the jump on them.

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Come on, you bunch of wimps, who wants to die first?

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Looks like it was the one in the middle!

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It is not long before the others fall as we- wait wait wait why isn't that one wearing pants!?

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I finally find the leader. He tells me to go away and that I will die here.

What, am I going to trip on the corpses of his guards or something?

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Yeah, actually, I need you to come with me.

So I can beat information out of you.

It's all very illegal, I assure you.

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Yeah, they are all really dead.

They had all the right ideas, but downright awful execution.

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I then escort Mr. Huge-Wimp-Who-Doesn't-Even-Try-To-Fight out of the cave.

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Thankfully, this guy is too stupid to maybe tell the guards that he is being forcefully kidnapped by a guy who just murdered all of his underlings.

Seriously, he doesn't even imply he needs any help.

Oh well, the less guards I have to deal with, the better.

It is not long before I arrive at Oreyn's pathetic shack.

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We have to interrogate him for this sort of thing? You'd think there'd be official records or something for this stuff.

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Oh boy oh boy torture

It's been a while since I've had to do that!

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SOUNDS GOOD!

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Oh, trust me, I will.

Now, sit down.

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You... already did. Just now. You were just talking to me.

You are really bad at this, you know that?

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Well, okay, time to see what I can get out of this guy easily, and then beat the rest out of him.

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What- Really?

I didn't even do anything to you yet, but... okay I guess.

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One hundred strong? I severely doubt that.

That's probably more than the population of the Imperial City.

Now... who's your leader?

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Wha- SERIOUSLY?

I'm just asking for his name!

You are really over-dramatic.

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FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINE

We will do this the hard way.

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Ready to get beaten to an inch of your life? No?

Sucks to be you, then.

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It's amazing what people will do once you punch half of their blood out of their bodies.

Now... your leader. I just need his name. And don't be such a daisies drama queen about it this time!

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WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT BEING OVER-DRAMATIC?

Rgghh... whatever, at least I have the info.

And what about-

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...What

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...Did you just set yourself on fire?

Really?

That's kinda immature, man.

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Orrr maybe he just knows a basic fire spell?

I mean, I did beat him to within an inch of his life. It wouldn't take much to finish him off.

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Sometime is one word, dumbass.

And yes I could sense the grammar mistake by way you pronounced it.

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It's an amulet that lets me punch better and talk gooder.

My punching is already about as good as it is gonna get, so this amulet is basically useless to me.

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Yeah we do. I mean, 100 guys? That could take me, like, a whole day to wipe out!

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An undercover mission, huh?

...Well, at least I'll finally have a use for that Blackwood armor that's been seemingly useless so far...

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Most badass suicide ever.
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Post by electronic goat »

punch better and talk gooder
Maybe you should put the amulet on.
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