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Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:37 pm
by WhiteCrestAngel
Plasma wrote:WhiteCrestAngel wrote:Since when was there an 'outside of North America'?
It was invented by Hitler shortly before the first World War, America vs Communist Russia.
Speaking of which, after the first World War Hitler was all like "I don't like the fact that you won the war, so I'm going to destroy not-America so that nobody remembers your effort" but America was all like "No way, that's where the British live! We like the British!" so they invaded Germany and their Japanese strike force.
And once they defeated and destroyed Germany, they discovered the French, and were all like "God damned foreigners want to steal our freedoms" so they had a cold war. Whereby they stopped buying their fancy bread and cheap perfume. While competing to see who could launch the biggest monkey into space (America won, but France claimed that it didn't count on the grounds that Neil Armstrong wasn't a monkey, but just a very hairy man)!
Sometime later, Steve Irwin created Australia.
You tell the best stories! ^_^
Posted: Tue Jan 05, 2010 11:58 pm
by Fooflyer
Plasma's war stories from his time in the 100 year war.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 12:55 am
by Echo MasterMind
Plasma wrote:WhiteCrestAngel wrote:Since when was there an 'outside of North America'?
It was invented by Hitler shortly before the first World War, America vs Communist Russia.
Speaking of which, after the first World War Hitler was all like "I don't like the fact that you won the war, so I'm going to destroy not-America so that nobody remembers your effort" but America was all like "No way, that's where the British live! We like the British!" so they invaded Germany and their Japanese strike force.
And once they defeated and destroyed Germany, they discovered the French, and were all like "God damned foreigners want to steal our freedoms" so they had a cold war. Whereby they stopped buying their fancy bread and cheap perfume. While competing to see who could launch the biggest monkey into space (America won, but France claimed that it didn't count on the grounds that Neil Armstrong wasn't a monkey, but just a very hairy man)!
Sometime later, Steve Irwin created Australia.
Impressive. So, how difficult would it be to get ones hands on a De Lorean Time machine, go back in time and change the outcome of the war, you think?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:15 am
by Plasma
Echo MasterMind wrote:Impressive. So, how difficult would it be to get ones hands on a De Lorean Time machine, go back in time and change the outcome of the war, you think?
Not too hard, but I really wouldn't recommend it! Messing around in the past can have serious consequences in the future! I mean, even if you fool around a little, next thing you know the first World War will be against
Germany, and the Cold War will be against Russia! And if you're
really not careful, you could make completely unbelievable things happen! Like, I dunno, making Britney Spears become really really popular singer! GOD that'd be weird!
I mean, if she was a pop star... then who would discover electromagnetic theory?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:26 am
by Echo MasterMind
Great scott!
The Awkward Zombie forums must be a link between parallel universes!
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:28 am
by WhiteCrestAngel
Echo MasterMind wrote:Great scott!
The Awkward Zombie forums must be a link between parallel universes!
I agree, Scott is great!
Maybe our INTENSITY ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:36 am
by Game Angel
WhiteCrestAngel wrote:
I agree, Scott is great!
Not sure if srs...
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:42 am
by Squigzog
Echo MasterMind wrote:Great scott!
The Awkward Zombie forums must be a link between parallel universes!
Man that is heavy, Doc!
MartyMcFly.jpg
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 2:44 am
by Echo MasterMind
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 3:09 am
by Game Angel
What the hell's a Gigawatt?
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:47 am
by Mond
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 6:49 am
by Squigzog
[to all who participated in the BTTF jokes]
+1000 respect
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2010 4:36 pm
by Game Angel
Back to the Future is my favorite movie series ever.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 12:53 am
by Odyssey
In other news, I have now decided on what type of ship I'm going to be flying in
Star Trek: Online, regardless of whether or not there are better ones.
Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:54 am
by Fooflyer
Anyone know how to get the bots to move in TF2? I have never used bots before, but the TF2Blog said they'd just play King of the Hill normally. Which they aren't. Unless by playing it normally they're just sitting around with their asses in their ears.
