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Plasma wrote:
WhiteCrestAngel wrote:Since when was there an 'outside of North America'?
It was invented by Hitler shortly before the first World War, America vs Communist Russia.


Speaking of which, after the first World War Hitler was all like "I don't like the fact that you won the war, so I'm going to destroy not-America so that nobody remembers your effort" but America was all like "No way, that's where the British live! We like the British!" so they invaded Germany and their Japanese strike force.

And once they defeated and destroyed Germany, they discovered the French, and were all like "God damned foreigners want to steal our freedoms" so they had a cold war. Whereby they stopped buying their fancy bread and cheap perfume. While competing to see who could launch the biggest monkey into space (America won, but France claimed that it didn't count on the grounds that Neil Armstrong wasn't a monkey, but just a very hairy man)!




Sometime later, Steve Irwin created Australia.
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Plasma's war stories from his time in the 100 year war.

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Plasma wrote:
WhiteCrestAngel wrote:Since when was there an 'outside of North America'?
It was invented by Hitler shortly before the first World War, America vs Communist Russia.


Speaking of which, after the first World War Hitler was all like "I don't like the fact that you won the war, so I'm going to destroy not-America so that nobody remembers your effort" but America was all like "No way, that's where the British live! We like the British!" so they invaded Germany and their Japanese strike force.

And once they defeated and destroyed Germany, they discovered the French, and were all like "God damned foreigners want to steal our freedoms" so they had a cold war. Whereby they stopped buying their fancy bread and cheap perfume. While competing to see who could launch the biggest monkey into space (America won, but France claimed that it didn't count on the grounds that Neil Armstrong wasn't a monkey, but just a very hairy man)!




Sometime later, Steve Irwin created Australia.
Impressive. So, how difficult would it be to get ones hands on a De Lorean Time machine, go back in time and change the outcome of the war, you think?

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Echo MasterMind wrote:Impressive. So, how difficult would it be to get ones hands on a De Lorean Time machine, go back in time and change the outcome of the war, you think?
Not too hard, but I really wouldn't recommend it! Messing around in the past can have serious consequences in the future! I mean, even if you fool around a little, next thing you know the first World War will be against Germany, and the Cold War will be against Russia! And if you're really not careful, you could make completely unbelievable things happen! Like, I dunno, making Britney Spears become really really popular singer! GOD that'd be weird!


I mean, if she was a pop star... then who would discover electromagnetic theory?

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Great scott!

The Awkward Zombie forums must be a link between parallel universes!

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Echo MasterMind wrote:Great scott!

The Awkward Zombie forums must be a link between parallel universes!
I agree, Scott is great!

Maybe our INTENSITY ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
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WhiteCrestAngel wrote:
I agree, Scott is great!


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Echo MasterMind wrote:Great scott!

The Awkward Zombie forums must be a link between parallel universes!
Man that is heavy, Doc!
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Anyone know how to get the bots to move in TF2? I have never used bots before, but the TF2Blog said they'd just play King of the Hill normally. Which they aren't. Unless by playing it normally they're just sitting around with their asses in their ears.

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