AWKWARD ZOMBIE

War is hell.

Especially when it leaves me with a prisoner shortage.

I think King Harhar might be retarded anyway. He told me to follow him around on one of his little military jaunts of plunder and pillage, but he just fucking sat there. For three fucking days. Morale fell so hard I had to go steamroll a few enemy armies to keep my boys pop flyin', then I failed the quest because I left the King all by his lonesome.

>go raise a huge army to fight kingdom x
>get 60 swadian knights
>KING HERRRR has declared peace with kingdom x
>suddenly huge army with no way to pay them

alternatively

>capture castle x
>King HERRRR gives it to some fag lord who wasn't even there while you did all the work

Yep, pretty sure he's either retarded or just a huge dick.

Raiding villages pays well, raises morale, and doesn't cost honor.

None of that makes sense, but whatever works. I have an army 130 strong, well-fed because I apparently hate the peasantry.

So far I've been awarded a castle and two cities. GETTIN' PAID.

So my laptop went kaput and took my Mugen along with it. I was thinkin', instead of selfishly derping another one together myself, I'd start a thread where we make one together. Y'all'd request and vote for stuff and I'd find it and mash it together. Eventually I'd post the finished product for y'all to enjoy. Would anybody be interested in that?

Blitz Walrus wrote:Mugen

Yesyesyesyesyes.

Bacon wrote:

Mete wrote:

Bacon wrote:why do all the girls in DA2 have such big breasts

especially your mom

it's really awkward

But everyone loves playing with a constant boner, and the devs know it

isabela's cleavage makes me uncomfortable

in my pants

In the opening fight to DA2 your sister's tits are really big, when Varric is told to tell the truth, they get smaller.
Pretty funny imo.

So in other words, those aren't tiddies. They're lies.

tiddies are lies

It all makes sense now

all the old ladies in this game have huge tits oh my god

i am not okay with this

Great set of Soul Calibur IV matches.
The channel also uploaded quite a number of Soul Calibur V matches.

Remember EA's old slogan "Challenge Everything"?
Well, now you can replace "everything" with "customer patience"

EA I so desperately want to like you as a company I really do, you made Dead Space and you know what, that is a goddamn brilliant thing you did okay. It was great.

But you can't take away games that people paid for because the part where they paid for it. Remember that? They didn't go and steal it from the internet, they wanted to give you their cheddar for a video game.

It would be fine if you just had a shit banning system on your fourms see that would be cool, or doing it like Steam where you can be banned from multiplayer servers could even be acceptable if not overly harsh.

You're not doing that though. You're bodaciously taking away things people have bought.

That's stealing.

wait, what's happening?

You could check the link, but I'll give you the abridged version. EA is basically banning people from playing their games for being douchebuggies on their forum. If you say a dirty word or just do anything the EA proletariats don't like, they will ban you from EA Origins, which keeps you from playing EA games.

wow i have no idea how i missed the two posts above galaxy's

but jesus ea that's fucking stupid