AWKWARD ZOMBIE

BANANA wrote:BANANA walked in, disgusted but aroused. He got out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which he threw to Snarf. Snarf immediately became giddy like a schoolgirl, rubbing the sandwich all over his body for what was to cum.

Then BANANA left.

fix'd

(I hate it when erotica does that)

Erotic puns are the best kind of puns.

I want to marry this page.

Indigo pushed reluctantly pushed Snarf away. "I can't keep doing this. I need to know if I really mean anything to you." Snarf paused his servicing of Indigo's tool and thought carefully. Slowly Snarf said "Indigo I care about you a lot and I just want you to know that I'm never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down."

snarf should write the next twilight

This is gross

That's coming from me

BANANA walked past Decker, who was commenting on what was going on between Indigo and Snarf on top of the trampoline. Seizing opportunity, BANANA grabbed Decker's wallet off of the wine cooler while he was distracted and ran.

but indigo could not resist. he pulled snarf closer to him. snarf could feel his powerful, rippling muscles, as they gleamed in the moonlight. "i don't care anymore, all i want is you, snarf".

(first attempt at writing homo-erotic scene)

Deiphobus wrote:but indigo could not resist. he pulled snarf closer to him. snarf could feel his powerful, rippling muscles, as they gleamed in the moonlight. "i don't care anymore, all i want is you, snarf".

(first attempt at writing homo-erotic scene)

Yeah I was suprised I could write a homo-erotic scene so well. It is like writing a straight one except you replace the female with another guy.

Oh and in response to your post.


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Snarf wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Okay, lets keep the gay fanfic discussions to Livejournal okay?

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his lean but muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old spice deeply and moaned in ectasy.

This is Slander, good sir, and I will not abide by it.

I wear Old Havana. Also, I doubt anyone could call my torso lean. Muscular, sure, but hardly lean.

Indigo_Dingo wrote:

Snarf wrote:

Indigo_Dingo wrote:Okay, lets keep the gay fanfic discussions to Livejournal okay?

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his lean but muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old spice deeply and moaned in ectasy.

This is Slander, good sir, and I will not abide by it.

I wear Old Havana. Also, I doubt anyone could call my torso lean. Muscular, sure, but hardly lean.

Orly?

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his strong muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old havana deeply and moaned in ectasy.

-Indigo spoke furiously an Australian accent to Snarf, angry for mixing up his favorite cologne with Old Spice. Only after did he see that Snarf's feelings were a bit damaged, which he could tell by the tears streaming down his face through the sticky grape jelly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that I had a bad experience with Old Spice once." Indigo apologized.

"What happened?" Snarf asked innocently, a bit relieved to be forgived.

"OLD SPICE KILLED MY MOTHER BY KILLING MY FATHER."

BANANA wrote:-Indigo spoke furiously an Australian accent to Snarf, angry for mixing up his favorite cologne with Old Spice. Only after did he see that Snarf's feelings were a bit damaged, which he could tell by the tears streaming down his face through the sticky grape jelly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that I had a bad experience with Old Spice once." Indigo apologized.

"What happened?" Snarf asked innocently, a bit relieved to be forgived.

"OLD SPICE KILLED MY MOTHER BY KILLING MY FATHER."

THEN OLD SPICE RAPED MY LAND AND PILLAGED OUR WOMEN!

Then suddenly, Old spice slammed open the door of Snarf's room, and he yelled "I have finally found you, the offspring of my nemesis after all these years."

Then they made the icey cool loving all over the ceiling.