General Game Gabbin'

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:13 am

BANANA wrote:BANANA walked in, disgusted but aroused. He got out a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, which he threw to Snarf. Snarf immediately became giddy like a schoolgirl, rubbing the sandwich all over his body for what was to cum.

Then BANANA left.

fix'd

(I hate it when erotica does that)

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:14 am

Erotic puns are the best kind of puns.

Post by **Superior Bacon** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:14 am

I want to marry this page.

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:18 am

Indigo pushed reluctantly pushed Snarf away. "I can't keep doing this. I need to know if I really mean anything to you." Snarf paused his servicing of Indigo's tool and thought carefully. Slowly Snarf said "Indigo I care about you a lot and I just want you to know that I'm never gonna give you up and never gonna let you down."

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:19 am

snarf should write the next twilight

Decker · Post by **Decker** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:21 am

This is gross

That's coming from me

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:25 am

BANANA walked past Decker, who was commenting on what was going on between Indigo and Snarf on top of the trampoline. Seizing opportunity, BANANA grabbed Decker's wallet off of the wine cooler while he was distracted and ran.

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:26 am

but indigo could not resist. he pulled snarf closer to him. snarf could feel his powerful, rippling muscles, as they gleamed in the moonlight. "i don't care anymore, all i want is you, snarf".

(first attempt at writing homo-erotic scene)

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:29 am

Deiphobus wrote:but indigo could not resist. he pulled snarf closer to him. snarf could feel his powerful, rippling muscles, as they gleamed in the moonlight. "i don't care anymore, all i want is you, snarf".

(first attempt at writing homo-erotic scene)

Yeah I was suprised I could write a homo-erotic scene so well. It is like writing a straight one except you replace the female with another guy.

Oh and in response to your post.

disappoint my parents disappoint my parents disappoint my parents disappoint my parents Fap Fap Fap Fap disappoint my parents disappoint my parents disappoint my parents disappoint my parents

Indigo_Dingo · Post by **Indigo_Dingo** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:34 am

Snarf wrote:
Indigo_Dingo wrote:Okay, lets keep the gay fanfic discussions to Livejournal okay?

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his lean but muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old spice deeply and moaned in ectasy.

This is Slander, good sir, and I will not abide by it.

I wear Old Havana. Also, I doubt anyone could call my torso lean. Muscular, sure, but hardly lean.

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:36 am

Indigo_Dingo wrote:
Snarf wrote:
Indigo_Dingo wrote:Okay, lets keep the gay fanfic discussions to Livejournal okay?

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his lean but muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old spice deeply and moaned in ectasy.
This is Slander, good sir, and I will not abide by it.

I wear Old Havana. Also, I doubt anyone could call my torso lean. Muscular, sure, but hardly lean.

Orly?

And then Indigo took off his shirt revealing his strong muscled torso.
Snarf inhaled the scent of his old havana deeply and moaned in ectasy.

BANANA · Post by **BANANA** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:38 am

-Indigo spoke furiously an Australian accent to Snarf, angry for mixing up his favorite cologne with Old Spice. Only after did he see that Snarf's feelings were a bit damaged, which he could tell by the tears streaming down his face through the sticky grape jelly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that I had a bad experience with Old Spice once." Indigo apologized.

"What happened?" Snarf asked innocently, a bit relieved to be forgived.

"OLD SPICE KILLED MY MOTHER BY KILLING MY FATHER."

Snarf · Post by **Snarf** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 7:44 am

BANANA wrote:-Indigo spoke furiously an Australian accent to Snarf, angry for mixing up his favorite cologne with Old Spice. Only after did he see that Snarf's feelings were a bit damaged, which he could tell by the tears streaming down his face through the sticky grape jelly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that I had a bad experience with Old Spice once." Indigo apologized.

"What happened?" Snarf asked innocently, a bit relieved to be forgived.

"OLD SPICE KILLED MY MOTHER BY KILLING MY FATHER."

THEN OLD SPICE RAPED MY LAND AND PILLAGED OUR WOMEN!

Game Angel · Post by **Game Angel** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:16 pm

Then suddenly, Old spice slammed open the door of Snarf's room, and he yelled "I have finally found you, the offspring of my nemesis after all these years."

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Wed Dec 30, 2009 4:18 pm

Then they made the icey cool loving all over the ceiling.