Lets Play Pokemon Emerald

[hotb]

Yeah...

Are you planning on actually updating this at any point?

I WAS going to mess around with Pokesav on a new Platinum ROM I just got and post results. But that daisies error keeps coming up.
Because it's my first DS rom and crap.

huh.

And here I thought the title was "Let's play Pokemon Emerald"

[Plasma]

I'm with Brothel. Doing a short side-game with messed up stuff is fun once. Doing it twice is the point where its time to admit that you're just not willing to do the LetsPlay.

[supermario566]

An update? What is this, the flipside?


Welcome back to Rustboro city, city of rust and boros.


Today I'll take on the gym leader.


After talking to random civilians.


Just as how I am required to update this, but never really do, ever. Because I'm lazy and busy.


Yo, who are you?


HELL YES. But Plasma already has that spot.


Oh, great, "winning tactics". Sure.


This is actually what he said next. I never agreed to anything. Nor did I ask him to stalk me.


No, it's to trap animal things inside balls to suffocate them...
Actually, what you said.


Yeah, they're punching bags instead.


I thought they were winning tactics.


Yes, explaining the rocks in your head.


Alright, good, because I have both.


I'd rather not.


DAMMIT, CAN'T I AVOID JUST ONE PERSON?


Oh, looks like I need my good face-eating buddy.


EATING YOUR FACE AND ONE HIT KILLS.


FYI: He only had one pokemon, the geodude. I have six, three of which are good.


DAMMIT GAME, NO FAIR SENDING TWO PEOPLE ON ME.


Oh, have you men ever heard of DIVERSITY? Yeah, it's where you use two different things.


Attacks of sand.


Smallbite is proving his uselessness.


O Lo, anot geod.


Yeahhh, Smallbite now rates below Wingulls.


Oh wow, he hasn't even DONE anything yet.


Believe it or not, I'm attacking Useless for health.


See?


HOLY CRAP. USELESS DID THAT. HOLY CRAP.


And Treehugger gets the fame for it.


Gym leader time.


Yes, good, I can tell.


School apparently helps if you get in fights.


Sure, I'll let your face come off nice and slow.


Oh, great, they ARE pushovers.


Lets see how Useless fares.


Blasted rock tombs.


GAINING EXP FOR NOT BATTLING WHAT IS THIS.


Alright, WHAT.
It's the same FUCKING GENDER.


Not a one hit kill?
PREPOSTEROUS!


PREPOSTEROUS!


NOT SO PREPOSTEROUS!


LEVEL UP.
VIM +360
PULCHRITUDE +500
IMAGINATION +200


Alright, now we're getting somewhere!
Though this is your last pokemon.


WHOA WHOA WHOA WHAT.


I...Uhh....Alright then.


Aww crap, he's weakened me.


I love critical hits now.


FUCK POTIONS.


FINE, I'LL USE MY OWN, BITCH.


And that was right after I used it as well.


But that's, that's, that's, that's impossible!


daisies!


Wait, WHAT?! LEAFEATER BEAT THIS? HOW THE HELL.


3 LEVELS UP.
VIM +60
PULCHRITUDE +20
IMAGINATION +1000


Great, watch the worm, guys.


Alright, Cascoon = Dustox.
I don't want a Dustox.


BECAUSE ALL THE COOL KIDS DO IT.
Oh shit, I'm never going to make that joke again.


*badge get*
*explanation of badge*
*TM get*
*exit*


I'm going to wind this up at a pokemon center.


Yeah, one of those Aqua grunts ran off with this man's "GOODS".


And I'm back where I started joy of joys.




Oh shit, I just remembered I forgot to FUCKING SAVE. DAMMIT.
There, just went through ALL THAT again and saved.

[supermario566]

Tomorrow will be rain-boro...

Followed with rust-boro.

[supermario566]

Wow, it's like I'm actually starting to care.


Right, long story short.
"Heh stol mi GOODS git dem bak plz or u dai lol."


Right, welcome to grassy plains.


And I bet all one of them do.


...Annnnnd shit.


Wow, Useless is no longer actually useless.
I might as well rename him LeafEater and rename LeafEater Useless.
Oh yeah, LeafEater's evolution never happened because I forgot to save.
PARADOX.


But, you used a machop, and I hit it with water. What the hell do you mean you got a scrape?


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH.


Oooh, Nincada, the most useless and most useful pokemon at the same time.
You see, when Nincada evolves, if you have an extra party slot, you get Shedinja. It has Wonder Guard, but most moves are supereffective on it. Not to mention it only has 1 HP.


Oh, these again. Go back to world 1-1 already!


WHAT-BUT-HOW-HUH?


THIS IS HOW REAL MEN DO IT!


FUCK YOU, MUSHROOM.


Fo' real.


I find this to be 100% cheating.


FUCK!


Wow, you have to admit, he's a strong birdy.


You and your daisies mushrooms did. Go to another castle.


Right, the pokeball icon meaning I've already caught it means...
Uhh...
I sorta...kinda...maybe...took a trip to Sinnoh...
And cloned my Pokemon...
And put them in some sort of park for pals...


Do u c wut I'm doin'?


Remind me to rename my Shroomish "bastard".


Come on! Not even for your favorite hobby?


AND THEN IT JUST SO HAPPENS...


AND THEN I AWOKE...


AND THEN CRITICAL HITS FTW...


Evolution is nigh! Nigh I say!


As you all know, the Wurmple is the sworn enemy of the Lotad.


Five turns later...


Seven turns later...


Fifteen turns later...


One, stinking, level.


Something more my speed!
And HANDSHOT!


This is the second hiker.
The second hiker is an IDIOT.


AND WE'LL BE EVOLVING TO-DAY.


...Hell, why not? It's better than that LEER attack.


What did you think I was going to do?


HELL YES.


IT'S KYOGRE!


NO, IT'S GROUDON.


NO, IT'S TREEKO.


Oh, Grovyle.
GROOVY.


Why should I learn a ten power attack?


Right, next time, ninjas.
And I remembered to save. I m so smurt.

[supermario566]

Alright, I think that stun spore effected me some, because I just had the strangest dream...
Three islands...TreeHugger was a Treeko again...the shop was selling masterballs...

Right, it began in the shop, I was going to buy potions...


Nice masterballs, on sale cheap as well, I might as well buy eight...

I then exited the shop, and suddenly...


Whoa, where the hell am I?


Wow, a forest, I like forests...

And then, suddenly...


Whoa!? Is that Mew?!


Get back here! You bastard!


Yes! Gotcha! Wait, why is it getting so dark?


Holy crap.


TreeHugger! You're tiny and weak again!


Wow, good thing I bought eight.


pop flyin' days, I say it's a pop flyin' day.


But I don't have a national pokedex!


Kay.


Aren't I so clever?


Now what?


Oh, a triangle, puzzles, great, perfect.


Oh crap! I'm sorry I broke the triangle! I'll buy you a new one!


OH CRAP! RNA!


Well, we know what to do by now.


And in R/S, it's balanced! And in FR, it attacks people! And in LG, it defends!


I is witty.


NOW what?


Ladders, in caves. Now I've seen everything.


...Birdie!


...Strong birdie!


Notice this Pokemon is number 385.


Who saw this coming?


...Fishie!


Shit! I mean birdie! BIRDIE!


It blows houses apart?
I love this guy.


I THINK that's how it's spelled.


As soon as I stepped out, I awoke from my coma.
Apparently, camping in the middle of woods and inhaling stun spore is not the best idea.

[Shoolis]

Don't do Shroomish, kids.

[Petah-Petah]

You kidding? I might seriously consider them now. :O

[supermario566]

Don't do Shroomish, kids.

No, only Stun Spore gives you pop flyin' dreams, Shroomish gives you McPants.

[supermario566]

Holy crap, I'm starting to update this on a daily basis, it's like, an addiction!
And now that I haven't taken stun spore for awhile, I'll begin.


Roar?


...Alright, and I thought people in Sinnoh were stupid.


AND I'LL SCREAM IN THE CAVE.


AND BRING IN A DRILL.


The words and, startle, and the, were not necessary.


Old man!


Peeko? What's a Peeko?


*Gasp*! He must be raping her right now!


And of course, the plot leads to a cave.


CAVE POWER.


Note: All members of team Aqua are gay and perverts.


Ohhhh, so THAT'S what a Peeko is.


What? The word "daisies" too scary for ya?


Here, have mine.


Wait, so this leads...
Pointless cave is pointless.


Wait, he was just talking to himself the whole time?
Wow, they're also preoccupied.


I bet he would.


There is something wrong about this...


Yup.


Crime is a career?
Wow, these guys are stupider than team galactic.


Yeah, I beat you and your cardboard pokemon.


...You stole the guy's...ehh...


Oh it was a package, I thought it was his...goods.


No, I think Devon wants it.


Great, it's a package with his "goods" in it.


Yeah, my Wingull's name is better than that.


I'll take it!


Oh crap, not THIS joke again.


I knew it! I saw it coming!


Take Devon's "goods" back to him. Please.


Right, the place where you can get free stun spore.


Hey, he's moved.


Hehe.
"Goofy Goon."


...Yeah...They're right here...Eeech.


Yes, now plea...THEM?


Well thanks, I guess.


Is this game seriously rated E? He just gave me two GREAT BALLS.


As if I have a choice.


Alright, and what is so special about it?


Wait, THE president?


I'll bet.


Great, WHAT is it? Really. I thought it was your "goods".
The developers of this game must have been drinking during this section.


Sure, and while at it, why don't you ask me to deliver a death beam to mars?


I don't care what they would do with your goods/package/whatever.


Hehehe?


Crap! Tell him I didn't do anything! HE'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!


YOU CAN'T PROVE I DID ANYTHING!


THERE IS NO EVIDENCE, I MEAN, SHIT.


Oh wait, so you're not talking about me bombing the side of this...
SHIT!


I love all this praise I'm getting.


And I think I have an idea of what is in it. WHY DO THEY WANT IT OH GOD.


Sure, I could also categorize every tree in the regions and go to 20 other places as well.


Oh, a letter. Heard of E-mail?


Great? GREAT? BWAHAHAHAHA.


Ignore me, I'm an idiot, continue.


WHOA. ONE OF THOSE EXPENSIVE THINGS.


I can see that, the text box just told me.


So I can't throw it away?
Awww...I mean...Yay?


Or I could, y'know, go to a map in a pokecenter.


Yeah, watch out, Aqua grunts are gay.


"Caution". But I have a face-eating...not...gecko...with me now.


Great! I just got it!


Oh wow, already people are taking my things from me.


Kay.


Alright...scroll down to "exit"...hit A...


Screw him. All he did was tell me to call the president. I did, and then I saved.

Wait, why am I delivering this letter if the president could just CALL Steven?

[electronic goat]

Great, it's a package with his "goods" in it.

STEP ONE:
Put your goods in a box.

[supermario566]

Hey guys, good news!
I won't be able to update today and possibly tomorrow because I'm busy! (Failing LA and homework.)
...Oh wait, that's bad news. I always get those mixed up, so filler of something that happened while traveling.

[Plasma]

HUGE AVATAR IS FLIPPING HUGE!

[Fooflyer]

Not really

[supermario566]

After four days, a man had to quickly get some screenshots for a quick episode.
(Trivia: There have been over 550 images posted already for this letsplay. Each episode has approximately 50 images average.)
THIS EPISODE WAS INTENDED TO BE UPLOADED YESTERDAY, BUT WASN'T DUE TO TIME RESTRAINTS. FORGIVE ME.


Right, this guy gives you cut, which you need barely, but sometimes.


This episode has been put together quickly due to time restraints.


Today, we obtain a Pokemon found in a Ruby save file...


A Cyndaquil...


Eh, too weak.





FINE ALREADY, GAWD.


This is good. Really good.


YES.


...HUH?


We all know what this means...


It's our old friend, FireMouse!


Goodbye, useless piece of junk.


Right, now to train it.
(Trivia: This is the 566th image.)


HEY GUYS, IT'S MAY.


Great, I'm being forced to register YOU now.


SUBJECT CHANGE.


May (n): Person who changes the subject a lot.
Wow, you're just being May today, huh?


Experience? Alright.


And this is ONE of her TWO pokemon. WEAK.


EATING YOUR FACE, EVEN NOT AS A GECKO.


BATTLE OF THE FIRE POKEMON!


Or, rather not, Useless has a type advantage here!


At least he did MASSIVE DAMAGE.


Crap, and this was the Lv. 8 one.


Well, SmallBite fared better.


I feel bad, ZigDog, SmallBite, and Useless missed out on EXP.


Oho, a bird! I should catch it, but FireMouse needs the EXP!


Oh, alright, sorry to bother you.


Yes?


How did? What? Huh?


Right, Dewford, place where dew combines with ford.


While I'm here, I might as well raise FireMouse to a level of awesome.


Level of awesome achieved.


Next time: The Dark Gym of fighting.