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Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:51 am**

Pigachu: Piga piga...

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2009 12:52 am**

over here stranga.

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:38 am**

Funfrock, you suck big time! I'm gonna take you out, and I don't mean for pizza!

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2009 1:53 am**

Sheogorath wrote:Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears. But, this is all new! A fresh idea! Something I hadn't thought of, until I did. It's sure to work, even though it might not.

Posted: **Tue Apr 14, 2009 4:32 pm**

Shiki wrote:PANTS! OFF! NOW!

When that line was used, whole worlds of 34s opened up.

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:30 pm**

Many things from Ace Attorney...
Edgeworth:

Gumshoe is like gum on your shoe, hard to get rid off...

NO KIDDING? Was this pun intended?

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2009 4:09 pm**

Objection! Your objection was objectionable.

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:43 pm**

Trygve wrote:Many things from Ace Attorney...
Edgeworth:
Gumshoe is like gum on your shoe, hard to get rid off...
NO KIDDING? Was this pun intended?

I can't seem to find it anywhere, but apparently Edgeworth aslo says "What the deuce?!"

Also, Gumshoe after Maya says 'pal':
"Hey! That's MY endearing character trait, pal!"

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2009 7:30 pm**

Spy (Team Fortress 2): I do believe I am on fire.

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2009 10:22 pm**

Trygve wrote:Many things from Ace Attorney...
Edgeworth:
Gumshoe is like gum on your shoe, hard to get rid off...
NO KIDDING? Was this pun intended?

I always thought that gumshoe was a slang term for detectives.

Posted: **Thu Apr 16, 2009 11:52 pm**

I find a lot of the stuff the judge says in Ace Attorney really funny.
"A breach? In here? Baliff! Get my stead! We must retreat at once!"

Posted: **Fri Apr 17, 2009 11:02 am**

Madworld Announcers:

Kreese: No means yes, and yes means anal!

Kreese: After a fight with this girl, i lost 4 gallons of plasma, and was declared legally dead
Howard: Awesome rack on her though
Kreese: Tru dat, also she sends swarms of bats to do the work for her, and those fuckers can really bite
Howard: Awesome rack on her though
Kreese: Tru Dat

Kreese: I dont know why they call him Little Eddie when hes so fucking big
Howard: Well its a use of irony, you know, when one word is used to describe something, but it actually means the opposite, usually for a comedic effect
Kreese:..........You got beat up alot at school didnt you?

Posted: **Fri Apr 17, 2009 2:54 pm**

Kyle Hyde wrote:Hey, a colander. No wait... that's a CALENDER.

Kyle Hyde wrote:It's a lamp. Shade looks familiar... Think I wore one like it as a hat once.

Sheogorath wrote:Because He is Me! I'm Him! We're a bit of each other, really. I won't be here when He arrives, because I'll be Him.

Sheogorath wrote:Cat's out of the bag on that one, isn't it? Who puts cats in bags, anyway? Cats hate bags.

Sheogorath wrote:You should be off like the wind, solving problems and doing good deeds! And if not good deeds, then deeds of a sort. Strongholds to save, and Daedra to rescue. That sort of thing. Now get going.

Posted: **Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:48 am**

Pain Brings Faith...

...

Or death.

Posted: **Sat Apr 18, 2009 4:50 pm**

Don't you see... all of you...

Your gods destroyed you!

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