The Pokemon thread

Explotaro · Post by **Explotaro** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:15 pm

I lol'd

No.442 Walt Disney
Atrocious Pokemon

NORMAL

HT 2′00″
WT 33.7 lbs.

Walt Disney's large mouth can seem very strange. There have been incidents of Walt Disney using mysterious powers to kidnap women.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:17 pm

Explotaro wrote:I lol'd

No.442 Walt Disney
Atrocious Pokemon

NORMAL

HT 2′00″
WT 33.7 lbs.

Walt Disney's large mouth can seem very strange. There have been incidents of Walt Disney using mysterious powers to kidnap women.

Ice would have been a better type.

DoNotDelete · Post by **DoNotDelete** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:18 pm

Malum wrote:Walt disney's a cool person, Its the new Disney owner you have to worry about.

No.253 stan lee

Snake Pokemon

FIGHTING ELECTRIC

HT 6′03″
WT 91.7 lbs.

There have been incidents of stan lee using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Hoenn. It only appears where there is no conflict. People don't see it much now.

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:24 pm

No.647 Marbus

Long Leg Pokemon

FIRE BUG

HT 7′06″
WT 143.9 lbs.

Be careful if you encounter Marbus in the icebergs. It will attack with its front teeth. It collects leaves and carries its findings back to its den.

No.885 Kevin

Egg Pokemon

NORMAL STEEL

HT 0′10″
WT 17.9 lbs.

After being exposed to X-rays from the moon trash turned into Kevin. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Johto.

Pfft. I find this very silly.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:25 pm

Marbus wrote:trash turned into Kevin. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Johto.

Sounds very charming. /sarcasm

Marbus · Post by **Marbus** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:27 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:
Marbus wrote:trash turned into Kevin. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Johto.
Sounds very charming. /sarcasm

Yeah, I imagine it looking something like a cross between Digitamamon and Sukamon or something. I am well aware they're Digimon, but still... it would make more sense than these Pokedex data mashups that they're giving us.

Stranaton · Post by **Stranaton** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:48 pm

No.884 stranaton
Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON FIGHTING

HT 3′05″
WT 56.6 lbs.

It can understand human speech but no one knows why. There have been incidents of stranaton using mysterious powers to kidnap people of Sinnoh.

MY DRAGON IS FIGHT!

FlyingGiraffe · Post by **FlyingGiraffe** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:19 pm

It's even more amusing to put in pre-existing pokemon.

No. 505 Pikachu
Long Leg Pokemon

ELECTRIC FIRE

HT 15'01"
WT 532.7 lbs.

It gets mad 13 hours a day. It likes Mudkips but no one knows why.

No.745 Entei
Happiness Pokemon

FIGHTING STEEL

HT 1′00″
WT 26.3 lbs.

It deftly uses its beak to pick up and eat iron beams. Its charming appearance is popular among people of Sinnoh.

Entei, you charmer.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:24 pm

Anyone want a lvl 1 Snorelax with Giga Impact?

I got no use for it

FlyingGiraffe · Post by **FlyingGiraffe** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:28 pm

Don't lvl 50 Snorlaxes sleeping in front of Diglett's Cave already come with Giga Impact? Either way, anything you want for it?

Also, since I see no sign of this knowledge on this thread, Jirachi's up on the mystery gift thing until the 16th. GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:40 pm

Nevermind, I released it because I didn't feel like waiting :/

I'm sorry

FlyingGiraffe · Post by **FlyingGiraffe** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:33 pm

: O

I understand. Baby Snorlaxes are quite a hassle. But you missed out on a badass ratatta I was going to give you.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:56 pm

FlyingGiraffe wrote:Also, since I see no sign of this knowledge on this thread, Jirachi's up on the mystery gift thing until the 16th. GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT.

Check back several pages when the event was new and everyone got Jirachi.

And I don't breed Snorlax.

Only Munchlax. Because everyone and their mother on the GTS wants them.

Kalekemo · Post by **Kalekemo** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:09 am

HECK YEAH!

I hatched a Munchlax that knows Metronome, Odor Sleuth, Tackle, and Psychic and he also has a Hardy nature

I named it Babby

Deiphobus · Post by **Deiphobus** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:25 am

No.081 sex

Long Leg Pokemon

PSYCHIC

HT 4′05″
WT 62.5 lbs.

It deftly uses its horn to pick up and eat slime. Its voice is similar to a human's but it is impossible to understand.