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Does he evolve Bulbasaur, too? Bulba would be dissapoint.
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You are the pokemon.
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Escargotage wrote:You are the pokemon.
I guess I'm an evil poison type who was sealed away in a computer
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It lurks in the mountains patiently waiting for prey to approach. Badfish's long tail can seem a bit strange.
They made fun of my tail
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Badfish wrote:
It lurks in the mountains patiently waiting for prey to approach. Badfish's long tail can seem a bit strange.
They made fun of my tail
That's because it's a bit strange.
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Escargotage wrote:You are the pokemon.
No.692 Electronic Goat
Egg Pokemon
FLYING
HT 6′01″
WT 106.3 lbs.
It gets mad elegantly and is said to represent the jungle. It has much physical strength so it is very popular as a pet.
I guess I was expecting something...I dunno, electric.
edit: Playing around with different capitalization = There have been incidents of electronic Goat using mysterious powers to kidnap the elderly. Its charming appearance is popular among women.
editedit: No.790 electronic Goat
Tige-GOAT Pokemon
FIRE ELECTRIC
HT 4′08″
WT 59.9 lbs.
It lives in the swamp and catches food with its sharp fangs. It is strong enough to easily lift up women.
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No.776 Guyperson

Dragon Pokemon

DRAGON ICE

HT 0′05″
WT 9.6 lbs.

It was sealed into the computer world after releasing a strong light. After standing on its hind legs it acquired high intelligence.

And now for hilarious outtakes.

One day people of Sinnoh woke up and had become faggot.
Bunny: Dog Pokemon.
(Psybro) It went extinct about 800 thousand years ago so it is very popular as a pet.

Also Missingno. kidnaps adults.
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No.787 Deiphobus

Pincer Pokemon

BUG POISON

HT 9′04″
WT 204.7 lbs.

Its charming appearance is popular among maniacs. It lives in the grasslands and catches food with its big jaws.


Wow horrible combination :U


Let's try my actual name.


No.842 Daniel Liu

Dragon Pokemon

FIRE DRAGON

HT 5′04″
WT 75.0 lbs.

It rarely shows itself in public. Good fortune comes to those who see Daniel Liu. It eats 9 kilograms of trash a day.


FUCK YES.
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TheOtherMC wrote:
Chloemew wrote:Feraligatr
Chloemew wrote:Ice Beam

:psyduck:
Hooray for late replies!

Anywhoo what's wrong with Ice Beam on Feraligatr? It gets the job done fine :psyduck:
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No.827 Vahnara

Chatter Pokemon

ICE BUG

HT 1′05″
WT 18.5 lbs.

It is constantly howling to keep its heart pumping. Legend says that a valley is created when Vahnara runs.


It's true.
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Chloemew wrote: Hooray for late replies!

Anywhoo what's wrong with Ice Beam on Feraligatr? It gets the job done fine :psyduck:
Feraligatr's attack stat is a considerable deal higher than its special attack, so ice punch is generally a better choice.
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No.560 Pidgey

Monkey Pokemon

POISON GHOST

HT 12′02″
WT 359.7 lbs.

There are some specimens of Pidgey that have lived for 700 years. It can circle the Earth within 15 hours.

No.674 Fooflyer

Mouse Pokemon

POISON

HT 3′04″
WT 46.7 lbs.

There have been incidents of Fooflyer using mysterious powers to kidnap Gym Leaders. It lived in the sea approximately 3 hundred million years ago.

No.581 Tits

Sea Lion Pokemon

ICE

HT 8′00″
WT 176.3 lbs.

It breathes -70 degree air that will instantly freeze an Indian elephant. It lived in the desert approximately 2 hundred million years ago.
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fooflyer is the bidoof pokemon
100% Medically Accurate
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hot-b is the chump pokemon
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aint no chumps in pokemon funflyer

only winners

and autism
100% Medically Accurate
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