Dumbest things said while playing video games

Neko · Post by **Neko** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:10 pm

PushDeButton wrote:Playing against my little sister when we were kids: "I won!"

Anyone with siblings will know why that's stupid.

You beat the crap out of each other? I don't know. I don't have siblings.

PushDeButton · Post by **PushDeButton** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:09 pm

Neko wrote:
PushDeButton wrote:Playing against my little sister when we were kids: "I won!"

Anyone with siblings will know why that's stupid.
You beat the crap out of each other? I don't know. I don't have siblings.

Hint: Controllers are hard.

Extra hint: When celebrating your victory, your shoulders are very vulnerable.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:57 pm

i remember me and my big brother playing games, and then he would always win, and whenever i was this close to winni9ng he would do some kind of dick move to make me lose (covering the screen, pushing me when im about to do a move etc)

Henry Townshend · Post by **Henry Townshend** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:13 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:i remember me and my big brother playing games, and then he would always win, and whenever i was this close to winni9ng he would do some kind of dick move to make me lose (covering the screen, pushing me when im about to do a move etc)

this
A thousand times this.
Or he would get really lucky at the very end, like when we played Timesplitters. We were playing Elimination, we both had one life left, but I still had half my health and he was just a few shots away from death. I was chasing him, chipping away at the last of his health as he was backing up to get away.
He backed up into a health kit and preceded to kick my booty.
And that was the last match we ever played. He moved out of our house the next day. :I

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:33 pm

the Pokemon Stadium minigames
those fucking pokemon stadium minigames

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:38 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:the Pokemon Stadium minigames
those fucking pokemon stadium minigames

I liked those.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Wed Aug 11, 2010 8:49 pm

2 player with my brother made it a super competitive shitfest

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Wed Aug 11, 2010 9:01 pm

Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:2 player with my sister on Clefairy Says made it a shitfest

Why did she hate it so much.

It was the best one.

Bill Nye the Science Guy · Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:30 pm

wait what

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:32 pm

watermelons

betrippin · Post by **betrippin** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:28 pm

My friends tend to ban me from characters in brawl if I beat them to much

So far i've been banned from
R.O.B.
Wario
and Olimar

Cori · Post by **Cori** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:31 pm

betrippin wrote:My friends tend to ban me from characters in brawl if I beat them to much

Tuxedo Mask's annoying little stepbrother does that. Whenever Tuxedo Mask beats him the twit accuses him of using cheap characters--cheap characters like Pikachu and Mario. Then the twit tells Tuxedo Mask that he's not allowed to use those 'cheap' characters anymore and chooses IKE to fight with. He's a total hypocrite.

[Citation Needed] · Post by **[Citation Needed]** » Thu Aug 12, 2010 7:31 pm

Aw. But Olimar is the best.

And R.O.B. is also good.

HisanTakura · Post by **HisanTakura** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 3:41 am

Playing Persona 4, I'm in "Your Room" and there's the ominous ticking noise before the Midnight Channel comes on. My sister asks "Where's that coming from?" I reply with "His alarm cock."

...

"I mean alarm clock."

Sonny99 · Post by **Sonny99** » Fri Aug 13, 2010 11:39 pm

A while ago i was playing TDM on JK3, and when i accidentally killed my teammate, said "haha fag", got booted and realized why 3 days later.