Super Smash Bros.: The one with Ridley in it

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He'll pull out his katakanas teleport around the stage and turn into a big monster of death, as a taunt, but all his attacks will be weak and slow.
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Omnithea wrote:Opening scene: Two gamers are playing SSBB and one is complaining.
GAMER 1: "I hate Ganondorf's moveset. It's a barely modified Falcon ripoff. Where are the fireballs and evil curses? That blonde wimp Lucas is a better wizard than Ganondorf. Why can't G-man throw some lightning?"
GAMER 2: "I dunno, what would you have him do?"
GAMER 1: "B can be that sword. Over + B has to be a fireball. Up + B can keep what it's got, it's pretty cool."
GAMER 2: "He needs another move. Down + B."
GAMER 1: "His horse."
GAMER 2: "What?"
GAMER 1: "The horse he rides in a bunch of the games. He summons that onto the field and rides it around like Wario's bike."
GAMER 2: "And what? It explodes into pieces when attacked? Pieces of horse you can throw?"
GAMER 1: (considers)...pieces you can EAT!!
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Fuck y'all I love Ganon and his fists of fury
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Omnithea wrote:
Omnithea wrote:That blonde wimp Lucas is a better wizard than Ganondorf.
Omnithea wrote:
Omnithea wrote:That blonde wimp Lucas
Omnithea wrote:
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BEEP BEEP BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY
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WHY DIDN'T ANY OF YOU FUCKERS DONATE TO THE PUBLIC WORKS PROJECT, my good chums?
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Today's new picture appears to be Lord Gaol's fortress from Kid Icarus Uprising.

My hopes are high for KI's stage on the WiiU version.

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Actually Sakurai said that it's the part where Viridi drops the Reset Bomb.

I'm not sure if the Wii U's getting a KI stage at any rate. Remember, 3DS gets stages based on handheld games while Wii U gets stages based on home console games. Whether that means there might be a stage based on NES KI is anyone's guess.
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Nap1000 wrote:Actually Sakurai said that it's the part where Viridi drops the Reset Bomb.
Ah. Well, both that part and Gaol's fortress have huge war scenes going on, so that's what I based my guess on. Though, this does raise the chances of having Pit be the replacement for Snake's wacky taunts, since explicitly referrencing Viridi and her reset bomb could mean she might make an appearance and make snarky comments about the fight.
Nap1000 wrote:I'm not sure if the Wii U's getting a KI stage at any rate. Remember, 3DS gets stages based on handheld games while Wii U gets stages based on home console games. Whether that means there might be a stage based on NES KI is anyone's guess.
I think it will have a KI stage. The 3DS one will be more based on the actual game, and the WiiU one will be more of a generic one, possibly an enhanced version of the Brawl one. The "based on handheld games" part is more for games which have many different iterations, thereby narrowing the scope of possible stages and spreading representation. Like Zelda has a whole lot of games; limiting it to handhelds makes sure that not every stage is OoT/WW/TP/SS.

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Well the Wii U version has the Animal Crossing stage so I think that rule may be very loosely exercised

Here's hoping they replace the Pictochat stage with a Swapnote stage
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Shoolis wrote:Well the Wii U version has the Animal Crossing stage so I think that rule may be very loosely exercised

Here's hoping they replace the Pictochat stage with a Swapnote stage
The Animal Crossing Stage on the Wii U version is based on The City in the Wii version of AC.
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Oh good, the sucky one
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I wonder if the 3DS can handle multi-sprite characters like Olimar and the Ice Climbers.

If for any given battle all four players chose Olimar - that could be up to 24 sprites on screen at once - perhaps that's why we're only seeing Wii U screens for that character?

I only mention Ice Climbers because I've picked up on concerns/doubts about their return - but they also suffer from putting multi-sprite demands on a CPU.

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They might decrease the pikmin count, considering we have yet to see a screenshot with Olimar using more than three.
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If they decrease the pikmin count they need to rework his moveset too.

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