AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Join the Legion do it do it do it do it do it!
You know they're awesome because Romans are awesome!

don't do it exeres
those guys make boon angry

Gryewolf wrote:Restart the LP

As appealing as THIS idea is, I got lucky and Steam didn't fuck it all up. It only forgot to upload two shots, and they weren't really important anyway. I can work around it.

I think you guys are really gonna like the next one. Tell your friends. And family. And neighbors. And colleagues. And strangers.

vealin99 wrote:don't do it exeres
those guys make boon angry

What makes you think I'm recruiting Boone though.

Recruit everyone and screw them over with your Legionary-ness.
Then drink the tears!

Barabba wrote:Join the Legion do it do it do it do it do it!
You know they're awesome because Romans are awesome!

Theyre the worst people in the whole game, and you should feel ashamed for liking them

TheStranger wrote:

Barabba wrote:Join the Legion do it do it do it do it do it!
You know they're awesome because Romans are awesome!

Theyre the worst people in the whole game, and you should feel ashamed for liking them

Pfft.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBT!

Someone is obviously unaware of how awesome Romans are.
Did you know that Romans ruled all of Europe before Christianity ruined them?
It's because of their cool outfits and badass war strategies.
Their civilization is still looked upon as innovative and grand.
Surely that kind of civilization is the best one for this horrible post-apocalyptic wasteland, where might makes right but is tight?

Barabba wrote:

TheStranger wrote:

Barabba wrote:Join the Legion do it do it do it do it do it!
You know they're awesome because Romans are awesome!

Theyre the worst people in the whole game, and you should feel ashamed for liking them

Pfft.


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFBBT!

Someone is obviously unaware of how awesome Romans are.
Did you know that Romans ruled all of Europe before Christianity ruined them?
It's because of their cool outfits and badass war strategies.
Their civilization is still looked upon as innovative and grand.
Surely that kind of civilization is the best one for this horrible post-apocalyptic wasteland, where might makes right but is tight?

Okay, Im pretty sure youre joking, but since Ive heard this exact argument for both the Legion and the Enclave before, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

Now go sit in the corner where we put everyone who likes the villain factions of video games.

TheStranger wrote: Okay, Im pretty sure youre joking, but since Ive heard this exact argument for both the Legion and the Enclave before, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....

Now go sit in the corner where we put everyone who likes the villain factions of video games.

>:c
Hmph!

*Goes off to play Call of Duty as the Germans while pouting.*

Exeres baby if you can, befriend Boon, he is a kickass friend who will kill all the baddies from afar.

Chapter 6: Like The Way You Hold The Road



Gee, how kind of you.





And what lesson is that?



Might want to be careful with those pronouns, buddy. It almost sounded like you called me weak.



There it is again, are you talking about me personally, or what?



Sounds like they knew how to run a business.



Wow, you really don't like business, do you?



Okay, so you were using metaphors before and the town was full of assholes.

How in the fuck does that make it cool to do shit like this?



So that psycho hauling ass out of town was the winner.



You seriously slaughtered a town full of innocent people just because you didn't like the way they did things?



Alright, they were dicks, but still...



It's almost like you guys have guns and shit.



You know what?

I've heard enough.



I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND WEAR IT LIKE YOU WEAR THAT DOG'S.



I thought that might shut you up.



Eat shovel, cock monkeys.



Get 'em, Jango!



Fucking dogs want some too.



These guys are more trouble than I thought they would be.

Let's see if this VATS bullshit works at all.



Yes.



Hell yes.



HELL FUCKING YES.



Looks like Jango cleaned up while I was dancing with bitch-head.



Fuck, these guys are still alive. Not much else I can do for you.



For once, I don't feel all that great killing Powder Gangers.



I feel sick.



I've got some bad news for you, Ghost.



Legion.



If it makes you feel any better, I wasted the fucks that did it.





Trust me, you're better off up here.



For you, I bring good news.



You said something about me getting paid?



I swear, if you try to cheat me...



Much better.



I've got business with you, but first things first. I need repairs.



Priorities.

Now then, I need to talk to you about Primm.



Yeah, one of those convicts used to be a sheriff. He'll take the job if it comes with a pardon.



What, no, he wasn't a Powder Fucker, he just happened to be there when it all went tits up.



Good man.



You're hired.



The boys? What boys?



Oh, those boys.



Those boys look an awful lot like convicts.



But who am I to judge.



Thank you, Jango, for blocking my view of Meyers this entire time.



I'm a tough bitch, and now it's official.



Time to head on past Nipton.



Those Legion pricks were carrying a sweet gun, let's see if I'm any good with it.



My splodey-sense is tingling.



Someone put a mine under a traffic cone.

Wow, that is truly inspired and not retarded at all.



I'm guessing you're responsible for these goodie baskets.



Oh I see, it's a full-scale Viper ambush.



Man, I can't hit shit with this thing.



Do something, Jango. Shit.



That's more like it.



I'll never cheat on you again, baby.



I've got spurs that jingle jangle jingle...



More Legion assholes, but they're not hostile so I'll leave them be.



I've got bigger assholes to shovel.



Oh no, more Vipers.



Running at me in a straight line.



VIPERS ARE THE WORST AT AMBUSHES.



Another NCR outpost.



I'm getting close to Novac.



Is that-



Is that a dinosaur?



That is a dinosaur.

This is the best new vegas LPRP I've seen

My cousin told me that if you climb up to the top of the dinosaur and shoot at the moon three times with the Fat Man you get the super secret jetpack that lets you fly around.

Aaaaaaaghhhh nooooooo!
The legionaries are dead!

Blitz Walrus wrote:My cousin told me that if you climb up to the top of the dinosaur and shoot at the moon three times with the Fat Man you get the super secret jetpack that lets you fly around.

My uncle who works at Nintendo told me about that.

Yeah right, the only way you could break this game is with a diamond pickaxe