Don't Play With Drugs-An Earthbound LP!-Episode 20?!?!?!?!?

[Rinoko]

WELP

[keegster2]

Also, "Wry" looks like she's singing with her head.

[Guyperson]

I think he meant his own failed LP.

sobbu sobbu sobbu

[Rinoko]

Also, "Wry" looks like she's singing with her head.

She's head banging during a guitar solo. Leave it alone.

[keegster2]

She's head banging during a guitar solo.

And by "Head banging" you mean "Slamming her head into the microphone".

[Rinoko]

I'm sure glad we're still talking about this.

[Madican]

*ksssht*

Marcato this is ground control. Disengage. I repeat, disengage. That's an order soldier.

[keegster2]

Finally, Poo's drumsticks look like fingers.

[Rinoko]

So yeah, new episode or two next week. Unfortunately the next one's going to be the longest yet. There really aren't that many good segues I could find.

[Rinoko]

Sorry this is taking a while, guys, I'm trying to get the images uploaded, but Majhost is being a butt. I also have some personal stuff going on. If the episode isn't up by tomorrow, I will eat my hat.

[Rinoko]

New episode time, and my hat remains uneaten! Although I seriously hate Majhost sometimes.....

Episode Nine: Let's Explore Twoso-CRAP

Soundtrack: Boy Meets Girl(Twoson)



Well, here we are! We've finally arrived in the beautiful city of TwoMarcon!

Geez, this place this big. I get the feeling it's going to take some time to find Wry.



Wait, aren't you the same mole from Onett? Have you been following me?



YES GOOD

THIS IS VITAL INFORMATION THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY UTILIZED



What, you mean they're the only things CHARGING HEADLONG INTO ME?



So this mole just confirmed my suspicions that Captain Strong and the Onett police force aren't evil, they're just butts.



FIGHTING THINGS MAKES ME STRONGER

YOU ARE JUST A FOUNTAIN OF WISDOM

Soundtrack: Ambush!



Well, let's go see what the rest of town has to off-OH DOGGONE IT

Soundtrack: Battle Against a Weird Opponent



Swell. Just swell. I love this town already.



I forgot that Black Antoids are no longer worrisome to me!



The mushrooms I could do without, though.



Hasta luego!

Soundtrack: You Win!



Well, that wasn't so bad, I guess.

And without any further distractions, let's go explore!

Soundtrack: Battle Against a Mobile Opponent



OR NOT



Gaa, I was wondering when this was going to happen!



Somehow I didn't capture it, but I was mashroomized(that's not a typo), and had a mushroom put on my head.

So now I officially do shrooms.

(Being mashroomized is pretty much the worst status effect. It works kind of like confusion in Pokemon)



My health's getting pretty low, but that's no problem, I'll just take care of that real quick and-



WHAT

I'm sorry, WHAT?!?!?

Soundtrack: A Bad Dream



I.....WHAT?!?!?



OK, I legitimately did not know that could happen!

But that's not a big deal, I didn't have any money on me, and I did make it to Twoson, so I think it should start me off there.

Soundtrack: Home Sweet Home(Pollyanna)



ARE YOU KIDDING ME

REALLY

Ohhh...... Oh I'm officially mad now.



FREAKING

AUGH

Soundtrack: Onett Theme



So I guess fighting one mushroom while being mashroomized is better than fighting two, but only slightly.

Let's....let's just go back to town.



This is just embarrassing. My tragic death stories just get worse and worse. Also my controls are starting to wig out(another effect of being mashroomized).

Soundtrack: Friendly Neighbors



So is this person just not....home?

Either the person who lives here is excessively trusting of others or the crime rate in Twoson is EXCEEDINGLY low.



Oh there he is.

Wait, so your Mom and Dad left for Disney World?



Definitely Disney World.



Wait, what? This would have been vital to learn a lot sooner!

Soundtrack: Friendly Neighbors



ANOTHER house with overly trusting owners! I seriously can't comprehend how they haven't had everything they own stolen.

Actually, now that I look at this place, there's not a TV in here....



Are they the ones trying to build a better mousetrap?



You could try inventing a lock for your door.



OK, I've had about enough of these inverted controls. Let's go get this bad boy amputated!

Soundtrack: Hospital



I've heard stranger claims before.



Like....what exactly? And where would you go if you can't be cured at a hospital?!?!?



.....Oh. So what you're telling me is that you're this game's equivalent of Miracle Max.



I'm sorry, SELL you the mushroom? As in YOU'LL pay ME for it?

Is this like one of those "Test Subject Wanted" things in the classifieds?



He slides me Mr. Grant and we part ways. I feel like this is lot more shady than he's letting on.



Alright, now that that's taken care of, it's time to explore right proper!

What can you tell me, lady?



Oh geez.

Oh geez is this another hotel that's going to try and use what should be a STANDARD to justify their prices?



Wait, why does having a hospital set your town apart? I'm seriously getting worried about the state of health care in Eagleland!

Chaos Theater sounds like the name a Batman villain's hideout.



But I thought it was Polar Star! Are you telling me there's no bunny people here?!?!?



She's really just going to tell me all the things that normal towns have, isn't she?

Although Onett didn't have a park.... Man, my hometown SUCKS!



OK, thanks for being only mildly helpful!



Because what else would you name your town for?



OK, this is a LOT more reasonable than the Onett Hotel, all things considered.

Soundtrack: Enjoy Your Stay



No, my family just owes Pokey's family tons of money, no big deal!



But....but Mr. Grant and I were becoming such good friends!

Soundtrack: Bed and Breakfast



Ah, finally a restful night with no creepy dream chats with Wry! Those conversations were kind of one-sided anyway....



Well, I mean, I could just read it myself....



Zoinks!



Hey



HEY



HEY PAY ATTENTION TO ME



HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY



Umm.....OK? Hey, quit distracting me, I'm trying to bother you!



Man, LSD Fruit Juice is so three episodes ago!



M-Mr. Grant! You came back to me!



It's not.....THAT noticeable?

I mean....uhh....they're in style right now?



Don't worry, as a drug addict myself, I can tell you with certainty that you'll learn to like it.



That's the spirit! Maybe someday soon you'll be so high, you'll go do whatever an alien bee tells you to!

Soundtrack: What a Great Picture!



Ooh, a bike shop! Oh man oh man oh man should I get an Acro Bike or Mach Bike? Oh boy oh boy oh boy I'm so excite-

My screen stopped again.

....OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO



NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE



NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOPE



OK.....OK.... He's gone. Hopefully I won't have to deal with him again for a while.

Well, if I'm going to get a bike, I'll have to clear out some space for it.

Clearly a Bike takes up just as much room as an LSD Hamburger!

Soundtrack: Friendly Neighbors



Did I just step into the Hot Topic Bike Store?

I'm starting to think this may have been a mistake....



Because it was eating up so much of my time doing that.



Yessss, it's always been my lifelong dream to be best friends with Paul Teutul!



It's OK. Just let Mr. Teutul fanboy over me and my bike for one day and my whole life is validated!



I really like your straight-forward hair. OK, maybe not.....



This town

Everyone LITERALLY GIVES ME EVERYTHING

Why do I not LIVE here?!?



Yaaaaay, cluttering my inventory with unnecessary items!



Wait, are you saying you copped me out of a tandem bike?!? What a ripoff! I thought that was a given!



Oh good, you understand basic logic! You have the makings of greatness in you!



WOW YOU'RE RIGHT

THESE BIKES SURE ARE CONVENIENT



I SURE AM GLAD YOU GAVE ME THE BIKE BEFORE TELLING ME THESE THINGS



OK, thanks Mom!

So what you're essentially telling me here is that after this town the Bike becomes absolutely useless.



Finally, some recognition of my heroism! You might just be in the running for Bestest!



Or maybe....more than friends....?

*WINK*



Did he have a camera and fall from the sky?

OH MY GOSH DID HE TELL HER TO SAY FUZZY PICKLES

Soundtrack: Buy Somethin' Will Ya!



That's...not something I'd be proud of for a department store....



Oh yeah, I should give Mom a call! We didn't get to talk much after she gave me my fix last time I was home.



Are

Are you literally selling me a ticket to go see the Scooby-Doo Gang?

Of course I want a ticket!!!



THAT'S FINE, JUST GIVE ME ANYTHING



I would be a fool to say no to that price!



Are you kidding me

That's not the FIRST thing you checked before offering me the seat?



ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME



I tell her I don't want to return anything and she lets me know how much she really loves her job.



Reason #1006 why Twoson is better than Onett: Escalators.



Man alive, get with program! That happened so long ago I've practically forgotten about it!



Is his name Tesla? Please let him be Tesla....



DANG. Well, I tried!



So what did he invent, a better hippie van?



I consider buying something, but then remember my diet, and also my inventory is already chock full of LSD Hamburgers.



I feel like I'm watching a young life unfold before my very eyes.



Is THAT what the kids are saying now?



These....these are sold on TV? I'm getting VERY distressed about the state of affairs here!



This merchant doesn't offer any goods I find appealing either. No wonder this store has no customers!



I bet the Mystery Machine could make the trip.



No.... No, I don't get it at all.



What, does it turn into a knife or something?



Well, excuuuuuse me, Princess! You know, you're not going to bring in customers this way!



Everything here is either on par with what I have or I can't use it.

This has been a most disappointing trip to the store!



Might as well put all my money back SINCE I WON'T BE NEEDING IT NOW



Wait, this isn't a show to see the Scooby-Doo Gang! I feel slighted!



Too bad your parents didn't name you Marc, because I'm gonna waltz right in.



Ah yes, XKCD established this a while ago.



Yeah.... Hate to break it to you, but the ticket lady at the Department Store is kind of dumb. You're out of luck, bud.



But there's only two of you....?

And if you're as popular as you say and still aren't generating revenue, I think you need a new financial consultant!



THE PLOT THICKENS



You MAY be? Exactly HOW big is your fanbase again? Be honest with me here.



Wow, she must be REALLY good with the kids!

Soundtrack: Dead-End Chaos Theatre



C'est la vie....



Did the ticket lady try to tell you there were still seats, too?



Is....is that seriously his name? Any relation to Elmer Fudd?



OK, my head canon for this guy's voice is officially Elmer Fudd.

"The Wunaway Five owe me a wot of money."



That somehow doesn't seem legal. Or.....possible, even.



OK, nobody who's actually popular can fail to pay off a 100 year debt!



Well, maybe I will! I'll just get Dad to borrow some more money from Pokey's dad!



This town is apparently very complacent about the athleticism of its residents.



Man, I'm like three steps ahead of you already, sign!

Soundtrack: Zombie Paper



Oh look, I found the hint guy. Why do these guys always cost the same as a hotel?!?



GEE WILLIKERS!



OK, but who was kidnapped? This isn't going to be very helpful if it's someone important!



Twoson, home of the Roman gods and goddesses.

Soundtrack: Friendly Neighbors



As all young ladies are apt to do.



I'll say she's working hard! She's become the Goddess of Beauty!

Although I do feel the need to warn you, her husband won't be much to look at.



This guy is recommending I check out the Twoson Black Market.



We're gonna come back here later. For now, let's go see if we can find Wry's house!



....Well, that was easy.



Aha! I KNEW she wasn't kidnapped! She probably just went for a walk!

......Right?

Soundtrack: Paula's Theme



That's going to be a pretty impressive feat to pull off, from what I'm hearing.



I'm sure she's fine! She probably just had to go use the little psychic girl's room.....right?



Please don't tell me she hops you up with Kamak.



I think I just met Benjamin Button.



But aren't you singing....? You know what, never mind....



You seem oddly complacent considering NO ONE KNOWS WHERE SHE IS



Yeah, and he's about to serve some cold hard justice with his bat!



Uhh, well, we haven't even met yet, so I thought maybe we should just get to know each other as friends first....



That's....really distressing! If leeches are disguising themselves as humans just to meet Wry, she must have some seriously nutritious blood! Or was that not what you meant?



Yes, I just forgot to bring my camera, my microphone, my sound technician, my equipment, my news van, and my notebook. I'm really not prepared for this interview at all, really.



Umm.... Isn't that true for anybody, though.....?



Hey, that's my name! WHAT ARE THE ODDS



I think that's supposed to be the other way around.

She's been the one performing Inception on ME!



Well, if this random guy whom I'm assuming is Wry's father says so, I guess it must be true!

(He then proceeds to go to Wry's room.)



SHOCKING

Really, how are you the LAST person to know she's missing?!?



I guess I don't really have a choice. I shall have to search for Wry elsewhere!

BUT....



Since Wry isn't home and her dad left, I'm sure no one will mind if I take a look in her room.

No one will even notice if I borrow her teddy bear, right?



THE PERFECT CRIME

NO ONE WILL EVEN NOTICE

I think it's time to go see what we can find out in Burglin Park......next time!

[D-vid]

daisies you Marcato and your ability to play an LP longer than me.

[Rinoko]

But....but you should find your motivation to keep going, I like your LP!

[Exeres]

At this rate, Wry's official title will be Sir-Not-Appearing-In-This-LP.

[Rinoko]

Nah, she'll show up soon. Like I said, she just had to step out to use the little psychic girl's room, right?

.....Right?