AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I like the pacing. I thought it was a little long at first but the jokes made it worth it.

There's a lot to make fun of in Earthbound, but that's the best part, so I'm fine with you "dissecting" some of the dialogue and adding lots of jokes.

Is the joke about the pop flyin'-Happyists going to be that they're baseball players? Because then home run/smaaash!!

I'm trying to leave out some of the dialogue that I can't think of good jokes for/filler lines, i.e. the lines where people are just really straightfoward.

I'm going to keep the joke with the pop flyin'-Happyists a surprise, but I like the concept behind it, and it more than likely will only offend a handful of people who aren't members of this forum!

I'm offended already.

Shut up, I'll eat some more of you later and everything will be fine.

How dare you joke about thaat thing youre going to write about! Monster!

Yes, I am a horrible little man. How could I.

Oh hey, that reminds me, I'm almost caught up to D-Vid!

So you are. And I can only even think of starting on the 3rd because I still have an exam coming on the 2nd.

So, since this is an on-the-nose drug trip parody, even for Earthbound, is it gonna turn out that this is all the main characters dream as he lies passed out in a puddle of his own vomit in a Twoson public bathroom after ODing?

I don't know, you'll just have to tune in and seeeeeee.....

Oh, oh, how about seeing his friends dead baby crawl across the ceiling? Like in Trainspotting?

The drug jokes are already pretty strong, and we're not even to Saturn Valley yet. Or Fourside.

Was it Fourside where the guy had the weird hallucination machine thing? And they called it Moonside or something? I don't remember.

How obnoxious and unlikable would PANK text be to indicate a recurring female character speaking?

Incredibly.

You could make it RED instead. It'll be easier to read.

OK, point taken. I don't even know why I'm bothering to try and be subtle about it.

Wry will be red.

Kira will be green.

Xeres will be blue.

Unless either Exeres or Kira wants to switch.

Blue is one of my favorite colors.