Pleasant greetings. I am writing you this letter today to inquire about a certain issue that has been risen in the social gathering spot of your internet web drawings. I am referring to, of course, the forums for your website found on the world wide web.
While you might already be aware, there has been a very heated and intriguing debate over the contention of what exactly the flavor of your epidermis is, since it is currently unknown. Is it hinted with a funny spice due to your comedic artistry, or is it perhaps of something else, exempli gratia, a sweet flavor like candy or salty like the deep blue ocean?
I have informed the fine folks of the highly respectable forum that I am brave enough to conduct this experiment using myself, in the name of science. Of course, this will be done only in the name of science and there will be no other attachments of a carnal nature.
So I inquire of you Ms. Tiedrich XIV, is there any likelihood that we might be able to discover the taste of yourself by allowing this fine gentleman, id est, moi, to lick you? In the name of science of course.
Respectfully and in the name of science,
Signed,
Sincerely,
Mr. Derek Archibald Cunningham Reginald Z. The III
How's that guys?
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