AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Our Boy:
Seven fighters are battling in Smash. We see a pair of hands grip a sword. The battle continues. Fire builds along the blade. One of the fighters looks away from the scuffle.
SAMUS: "Do you guys hear something?"
The fire is building up.
BOWSER: "Could it be?"
MARTH: "Oh, no..."
Roy unleashes his Flare Blade from behind, blowing everyone up. We see him and the cast getting tossed in the air on fire. Roy is grinning like an idiot. No one else is amused.
ROY RECKLESSLY RETURNS!!
ROY: "Hey guys."

Omnithea wrote:Our Boy:
Seven fighters are battling in Smash. We see a pair of hands grip a sword. The battle continues. Fire builds along the blade. One of the fighters looks away from the scuffle.
SAMUS: "Do you guys hear something?"
The fire is building up.
BOWSER: "Could it be?"
MARTH: "Oh, no..."
Roy unleashes his Flare Blade from behind, blowing everyone up. We see him and the cast getting tossed in the air on fire. Roy is grinning like an idiot. No one else is amused.
ROY RECKLESSLY RETURNS!!
ROY: "Hey guys."

Cut to Ryu hitting Roy with a strong SRK.

Do I have to make like, a script or something?

Because I just have an idea:

The comic would be about Dai Gyakuten Saiban, and the impossibility of localizing it.

Sorta like a spiritual sequel to "Culture Shlock."

Though I suppose jokes like that only work once, and localization hasn't even been confirmed.

...Ehh?

Don't Counter On It
Little Mac and Marth are fighting. Mac throws a punch, which Marth counters.
As Marth goes to counter, he sees Ike has popped up and is preparing to counter.
The same thing happens and Ike sees Greninja behind Marth preparing to couner; Lucario is visible behind Ike, Shulk is behind Greninja etc.
[Some Time Later]
Cut to a bunch of characters who have counters sitting on a bench covered in bruises and Marth saying "OK, some of us are going to have to change and I'm not one of them."

Usernamehere wrote:Don't Counter On It
Little Mac and Marth are fighting. Mac throws a punch, which Marth counters.
As Marth goes to counter, he sees Ike has popped up and is preparing to counter.
The same thing happens and Ike sees Greninja behind Marth preparing to couner; Lucario is visible behind Ike, Shulk is behind Greninja etc.
[Some Time Later]
Cut to a bunch of characters who have counters sitting on a bench covered in bruises and Marth saying "OK, some of us are going to have to change and I'm not one of them."

Another possible title
Counterproductive

LETS HAVE A ROY COMIC
ROYS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Here it is

Marth is reading or something
roy just sneeks up and says "guess whos back......"

The fire emblem crew and some of Roys friends example Link welcomes Roy but Marth is still Marth

Roy starts crying with tears of joy

Roy sees Pit and has a bone to pick with him seeing that Pit replaced hin

Neongamer wrote:LETS HAVE A ROY COMIC
ROYS BACK!!!!!!!!!

Here it is

Marth is reading or something
roy just sneeks up and says "guess whos back......"

The fire emblem crew and some of Roys friends example Link welcomes Roy but Marth is still Marth

Roy starts crying with tears of joy

Roy sees Pit and has a bone to pick with him seeing that Pit replaced hin

How is that a joke?

Psychic Sidekick:
Phoenix Wright sees that Mia has been murdered.
WRIGHT: "Noooooo! She was a great boss!"
MAYA: "Don't worry. I can channel her spirit, enabling her to help you from beyond the grave."
WRIGHT: "You can channel spirits? I have an idea..."
In one of Wright's later murder cases Maya channels the murder victim's spirit.
VICTIM: "It was Bob."

I haven't played the Phoenix Wright games so there may be something wrong with this idea.

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:Psychic Sidekick:
Phoenix Wright sees that Mia has been murdered.
WRIGHT: "Noooooo! She was a great boss!"
MAYA: "Don't worry. I can channel her spirit, enabling her to help you from beyond the grave."
WRIGHT: "You can channel spirits? I have an idea..."
In one of Wright's later murder cases Maya channels the murder victim's spirit.
VICTIM: "It was Bob."

I haven't played the Phoenix Wright games so there may be something wrong with this idea.

What if the person who was killed doesn't know the identity of the killer. The killer could use poison for the kill for example. Channeling spirits isn't a full proof solution.

X/Y Comic somehow involving Mega Ampharos and how fabulous they look. Either one-upping a diva of some sort, or like a Cockfighting Society fashion show, or maybe even a shampoo commercial.

All they did was add some white fur

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:Psychic Sidekick:
Phoenix Wright sees that Mia has been murdered.
WRIGHT: "Noooooo! She was a great boss!"
MAYA: "Don't worry. I can channel her spirit, enabling her to help you from beyond the grave."
WRIGHT: "You can channel spirits? I have an idea..."
In one of Wright's later murder cases Maya channels the murder victim's spirit.
VICTIM: "It was Bob."

I haven't played the Phoenix Wright games so there may be something wrong with this idea.

It wouldn't work, as that idea epic failed, twice in the series. Due to technicalities with a case, this exact situation caused Mia's mother to be branded a fraud and she abandoned her family in shame. Then later, Maya actually tried that, but the spirit she channeled turned hostile and murdered the man who hired her for the seance. Although Maya was framed from the start and that wasn't what actually happened, but was an elaborate ploy by the villain to use Maya as a scapegoat to get away with murder

Yet another boring Roy comeback comic idea

Roy enter the "house", followed by Ryu.
Roy : "Gueeeess who's back ?"
Marth see him in the distance and flee.
Inside Master hand's office. Master hand is doing something dumb, suddenly Marth enters and he immediately hides what he was doing.
Marth : "Why did you made him come back ? He's more dumb than Link, he's more weak than Jigglypuff, he always fuck up everything, and it was so nice without him around ! I even managed to-- I mean we agreed to make Lucina and Roy Koopa come back in order to prevent the fans from hoping his come back."
Master Hand : "W-Wait... Who are you talking about ?"
Marth : "Well... Roy, who else ?"
Close up on a sheet of paper on Master hand's desk :
"DLC Newcomers :
Mewtwo - Cockfighting Society
Lucas - Mother/Earthbound
Ryu - Street Fighter
Ryo - Shenmue"
Master Hand : "Well, I hate to admit it, but I think I made a terrible mistake..."

I guess I should do my homework on the video games I make ideas about before I publish them then.

Misconduct/Maim That Tune:
Link receives the Wind Waker from the King of Red Lions.
KING: "Conduct this melody in 3/4 time."
Link conducts the wrong tune several times while getting more and more frustrated. After many, many attempts he gets it right. Link then starts jumping for joy. In the background we see a tornado forming from all his failed attempts.

Probably been done, but feel free to use the titles.

Don't Believe the Skype/Soar and Sore/Soar Loser/Sky Lander:
Trainer Katie encounters a Sky Trainer. Katie and her opponent jump aboard a flying Pokemon and take to the sky off panel. A few minutes later a pedestrian walks by and has an unconscious Aerodactyl fall on him.
"Aerodactyl Fainted"

Alternate delivery just has a pedestrian trainer walking along from the beginning while the battle texts appear over his head.
"Charizard used Dragon Rage!!"
"Aerodactyl used Ancient Power!!"
Battle continues until the pedestrian notices the shadows. Aerodactyl lands on him.
"Aerodactyl Fainted!!"

Helter Skelterweight/Athlete's Foot/The Kicker/Glass Toe/Sucker Kick/Kick Back:
Little Mac battles against various Smash foes. He keeps going for a punch, but winds up getting kicked every time. Kicked by Samus. Kicked by Mario. Kicked by Ryu. Kicked by Sonic. Finally gets frustrated and kicks an item in frustration. Shatters his leg/misses and falls/kicks item with nuclear force.
Alternate delivery has him punch a bunch of fighters/obstacles/items. He punches the Soccer Ball. Red card.

Solid Waste/Snake-in-a-box/Cardboarding Pass/Drop Box/Drop Last Character:
A box arrives at Smash Manor. It has a variety of stickers indicating places it's been delivered. Postmarks indicating wrong addresses, water damage, fixes to the box to keep it together, ribbons, etc. Snake tumbles out of the box with a full beard and stink lines.

For whenever Snake inevitably becomes downloadable. Possibly involves flashback wherein Snake hides in the box and accidentally gets shipped with the Christmas gifts.

Non-Plussed/+2/Positive Enforcement:
Trainer Katie sends a Kirlia out against a Plusle. Kirlia traces Plusle's Ability. The two Pokemon repel each other at high speed into their respective trainers.

Faux Can Flirt/Make a Faux Pass/Hollow Victory:
Captain Falcon is walking behind the couch when he spots Samus and Zero Suit Samus watching TV with space between them.
FALCON: "Score!"
He jumps in between them and puts an arm around both of their shoulders. The real ZS Samus walks by and stares at the trio. Captain Falcon actually has an arm around her empty Power Suit and a Mii wearing a Samus wig.

Hands Off:
Ryu battles Zelda in a Brawl and unleashes his Hadoken, hitting her from behind. We later see Zelda wincing as she walks past Link post battle. He looks down to see two hand prints on her butt. We later see Link about to stab Ryu, who is sitting at the dinner table, eating cereal. I figure he's eating a bowl of Had-O's.

Bling It On:
Mario uppercuts Ryu with his Super Jump Punch, knocking coins out of him. Ryu wipes the blood from his mouth, smiles, and unleashes a Shoryuken, knocking gold bars out of Mario.