AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Kinda old and very mainstream, but Katie plays pokemon so what the bacon do I know?

Expressed Assurances
[Panel 1] *Master Chief and a generic labcoat scientist are standing on a podium in front of a crowd. There's a blank projector screen off to the side.* Scientist: "As you all know, Anonymous personnel have made their concerns known about how unsettling it is to work with a tall, legendary killer with no face. In response, R&D cooked up a passive, digital expressive interface with the newest MJOLNIR visor technology!"
[Panel 2] *The scientist turns to the projector, which now displays the image of several crude, two-dimensional smiley faces (=3, =D, >8[, etc) in a cubic diagram.* Scientist: "In short, the inner surface of SPARTAN 117's visor provides him a heads-up display of pertinent, real-time battle information. Now, the exterior will display one of these simplistic emoticons in relation to his actual facial expression without obscuring his vision!"
[Panel 3] *The scientist holds up a remote pointing at Master Chief's blank visor, pushing the button.* Scientist: "Without further ado..."
[Panel 4] *The scientist recoils in surprise as the first face generated by the digitized expressor is Katie's face in the last panel of this comic. Master Chief seems unaware of the disturbance.* Master Chief: "What?"

Unoriginal as apples and beyond old, probably an idea better suited to an edit of some sort, but I didn't get the motivation to throw this out here until I remembered that comic. Seriously though, what if all this time, Master Chief remained cool in war through the humor of making ugly faces at us that he knows we can't see, then simply forgot about it while making one? That'd be an interesting reveal! And it would explain a lot.

Foxy
Fennekin evolves into Braixen. Immediately ogled by other human-like male Pokemon.

Vladimir Hack:
Link does incredibly complicated sword technique several times in rapid succession. Fi hurls lunch.
Katie why don't you use my ideas? Is it because they aren't good?

It's because she has Omni tied up in her house for ideas

Now i have 3 people to curse!

Rob Job/Grandé Theft/Pulling Me Back In:
Katie's friends beg her to play GTA V with them. She's not interested.
"C'mon....one time."
Katie sighs and stands up.
Later a car busts through a store window. Group of masked criminals shoot up the place. Start busting up display cases and tossing loot in bags. Criminals make a getaway. Lead criminal gets a call. Answers.
"C'mooonnn, play GTA with us, Katie."
Criminal pulls down mask, revealing not a GTA avatar, but Katie herself.
KATIE: "I'm busy."
Katie reaches into loot bag. Pulls out early copies of X & Y. Gamestop burns in background.

Breaking Even:
Shows enormous trail of cut grass. Trail ends at Link wearing magic armor.
"I don't understand why, but I haven't earned a single rupee today!"

I wonder if Katie is registered on the forum and is actually making posts without us knowing it.

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:Now i have 3 people to curse!

To be fair, Omni's a very talented comic scriptor and he's been around forever (or so I'm told). He's a really funny guy! Put his ideas and Katie's art style together, and I'm rolling. I wish I were as funny as him.

Dahmer Mario
[Panel 1] *Luigi walks into Dr. Mario's office, looking pale with snot running from his nose He stops next to a big fridge.* Luigi: "Mario?.. where are you? I have a really bad cold. Can I have some medicine?"
[Panel 2-1 & 2-2] *Luigi looks at the big fridge.* / *Luigi opens the big fridge. Cut to perspective view of fridge interior; there's a single mushroom in a ziploc bag.* Luigi: "Oh, good. Mario has mushrooms stashed away. I'm sick... he won't mind if his brother snags one, will he?"
[Panel 3] *Luigi is holding the empty, open ziploc while tossing the mushroom into his mouth.*
[Panel 4] *Subtitle "Later" at top left. Dr. Mario is standing next to an autopsy table that was just out of frame with a small body covered in a sheet resting on it. Tears run down his face as he gestures at the two present police officers who've taped off the fridge.* Mario: "I don't understand! I haven't even identified the victim! I went to lunch, and when I came back, someone had taken the head! Who would do such a thing?!"
[Optional Panel 5] *Subtitle "Later again..." at top right. Cut to Luigi's apartment. In the background, Luigi is kneeling in the bathroom making vomiting noises obscured by the wall. The TV in the foreground is doing a broadcast.* TV: "...leaving police and resident Ph.D Mario Mario baffled. Detective Mushkin is still investigating the scene for clues as to who could've had access to Dr. Mario's morgue, but thus far no suspects have been dictated. More at 11."

Medic501 wrote:

AwkwardSkeleton wrote:Now i have 3 people to curse!

To be fair, Omni's a very talented comic scriptor and he's been around forever (or so I'm told). He's a really funny guy! Put his ideas and Katie's art style together, and I'm rolling. I wish I were as funny as him.

I like Omnithea. In fact, it is my dream to attain that level of awesomeness. The only problem is until I become that awesome my ideas have to be overshadowed by his, so Katie picks his ideas and passes over mine. In other words, Omnithea makes me confront my own unfunnyness, along with LockeZ and Petah-Petah.
OOPS NO TITLE:
Toon Link gets hyped up about Wind Waker Hd.
MARTH:"Uh, isn't Wind Waker technically already hd?"
Toon Link smashes Marth's head in with a Wii U.

In order to be as funny as humanly possible, I'm going to need some honest constructive criticism.

Kamak wrote:I talked to Katie about KI:U when I met her at San Japan. She's already played it and said she was kind of stuck for a comic then and had other ideas, but she's open to going back and seeing what to scrounge up.
Might just need a comic idea from someone. Preferably not Omni.

Purple Face Plant:
Pit fights on the streets. A sign catches his eye in front of a restaurant.
Today's special: Eggplant Parmesan.
Pit gets hit with eggplant.

Some more Super Smash bros Comics!
Maybe some from info already released from SSB 3DS and SSB Wii U?

In case nobody heard me: To unlock my full funny potential, I'll need someone to give me help-specifically constructive criticism.

Omnithea wrote:

Kamak wrote:I talked to Katie about KI:U when I met her at San Japan. She's already played it and said she was kind of stuck for a comic then and had other ideas, but she's open to going back and seeing what to scrounge up.
Might just need a comic idea from someone. Preferably not Omni.

Purple Face Plant:
Pit fights on the streets. A sign catches his eye in front of a restaurant.
Today's special: Eggplant Parmesan.
Pit gets hit with eggplant.

No, you get out of here.

You will not claim yet another game, Elder God.

Slide through the fight

Pit comes face to face with an Orne blocking his way to the next part of the level (maybe a staircase).

Katie knows that Ornes can't be defeated and if you touch them, you instantly die. She spends some time trying to walk around it, but it's just too in the way to let her get past.

Katie finally gets frustrated with this and leaves the game on the couch.

Norrin walks by and begins to play, getting past the Orne easily.

Katie appears staring at Norrin and asks how he did that.

"It's easy. You just slide dodge underneath them."

Katie is displeased.

Alternatively, Katie is trying to get past a monolith that keeps beating her up, only to find out they can't be beaten and have to be dodged under.

Kamak wrote:

Omnithea wrote:

Kamak wrote:I talked to Katie about KI:U when I met her at San Japan. She's already played it and said she was kind of stuck for a comic then and had other ideas, but she's open to going back and seeing what to scrounge up.
Might just need a comic idea from someone. Preferably not Omni.

Purple Face Plant:
Pit fights on the streets. A sign catches his eye in front of a restaurant.
Today's special: Eggplant Parmesan.
Pit gets hit with eggplant.

No, you get out of here.

You will not claim yet another game, Elder God.

Slide through the fight

Pit comes face to face with an Orne blocking his way to the next part of the level (maybe a staircase).

Katie knows that Ornes can't be defeated and if you touch them, you instantly die. She spends some time trying to walk around it, but it's just too in the way to let her get past.

Katie finally gets frustrated with this and leaves the game on the couch.

Norrin walks by and begins to play, getting past the Orne easily.

Katie appears staring at Norrin and asks how he did that.

"It's easy. You just slide dodge underneath them."

Katie is displeased.

Alternatively, Katie is trying to get past a monolith that keeps beating her up, only to find out they can't be beaten and have to be dodged under.

This idea applies to Megaman games with Slide function, too.

KidIcarus wrote:Some more Super Smash bros Comics!
Maybe some from info already released from SSB 3DS and SSB Wii U?

Yeah, uhh... not sure what you've heard, but Comic Ideas is where you submit your own scripts, not make impolite demands for what you want Katie to draw. EDIT: Me and my big outh. Ah... yeah, I stand corrected, ignore me. However, it helps to suggest a specific idea for a SSB comic.

AwkwardSkeleton (Lazy Paraphrase) wrote:I want to be better than Omni.

I wish you the very best of luck. I'd suggest using lots of bracket tags to garnish and decorate your scripts with, make them more appealing to the eye. Put a little professionalism in your scripts and they might get the attention you seek! Then again, I wouldn't know because none of my scripts have ever been drawn KATIE

Sadistic Snake
[Panel 1] *Snake is fighting The Pain in the sunlit grotto, firing away with his AK only to be striking clusters of hornets.*
[Panel 2] *While reloading, Snake notices that the Pain is bleeding from several spots.* The Pain: "Paaaaiiiin..."
[Panel 3] *Snake runs at and dives into The Pain, knocking him off the plateau into the water where all the hornets wash away.*
[Panel 4] *Snake giggles like a little girl while The Pain bursts from the water's surface, leeches covering his face and hands where they'd been bleeding.* Snake: "Tee hee." Pain: "AAAAARRRRRRGH!!!!!!!"

I used to play this little game myself whenever MGS3 was slow-going, and it honestly made things very amusing. Rather than rinse-and-repeat heists, I was able to make a dialogue fanfare that was truly funny to me, and it was so much better!

Steal of Fortune
[Panel 1] *Wearing his tuxedo, eyepatch, and bandana, Snake walks out onto a colorful and brightly-lit gameshow stage themed after a mountain jungle. A masked Russian soldier stands center stage with a rifle slung on his back, waving to the foreground-shadowed audience that is applauding them.. Snake carries a microphone in one hand, the obscured by his leg.* Snake: "Aaand welcome back, to Steal of Fortune: America's #1 loot-and-shoot gameshow! I'm your host, Jack! Today, we have with us Johnny, Groznyj Grad's very own jail guard! Good to have you, Johnny." Johnny: "Good to be here, Jack."
[Panel 2] *Snake stands beside Johnny with his free hand held behind his back.* Snake: "Now Johnny, I'm told by our producer Sigint that this is your first time on the show, correct?" Johnny: "Yes, and I'm very excited!" Snake: "Alright, then I'll explain the rules! I'm going to ask you for three items you have in your possession!"
[Panel 3] *Cut to a solo headshot of snake with speech bubbles filled with an empty pistol magazine subtitled "#1", a ration subtitled "#2", and either a white snake or a Calorie Mate box subtitled "#3" respectively. Snake: There are three tiers. Tier 1 items are the basic stuff, like cold meds and pistol ammo; Tier 2 is more useful stuff, like rations and suppressors; Tier 3 is Calorie Mates, life medicine, and living rare animals. If you give me two or more Tier 3 items, you win ten million dollars! Two or more Tier 2 items, you get to live. Anything worse than more than one Tier 1 item...."
[Panel 4] *Snake reveals his free hand is holding a gun, which he then points at Johnny's groin. Johnny throws his hands up in the air with ! overhead.* Snake: "...and I'm gonna create a time paradox. Ready to play?" Audience: "Gasp!"