COMIC IDEAS

[Omnithea]

Prince Goredya:
Ico gets knocked down by shadow creatures and tosses wooden stick in frustration. Uses horns instead.

Es-Court Mission:
Ico calls Yorda over.
YORDA: "What, where are we going?"
ICO: "Nowhere, I just wanted to hold your hand again."

Gorda:
Ico gets sword and starts platforming while carrying it. Drops it.
ICO: "I really need to get a scabbard for that thing."
Yorda is pinned to floor by sword.
YORDA: "I concur."

[EnterTheHero]

So, I was playing Persona 4 Golden the other day. Fantastic game, I must say, but there's something that irked me slightly. During the fight with Shadow Naoto, the boss kept spamming wind attacks. Naturally, I set Kanji to guard so he doesn't get knocked on his booty.

Kanji's weapon type is shield. You use shields to block.

Kanji decides "fuck logic" AND BLOCKS WITH HIS ARMS.

Thought about this site, and realized it'd make a good comic. Not sure if Katie's played Persona 4 before, but still.

[AwkwardSkeleton]

The idea well is bone dry right now. I need someone to tell me how to think of new ideas, ANYONE

[Barabba]

Eat more pinecones!

[Fulchrum]

So we're doing Ico ideas? All right.

Go to your pop flyin' Place

Ico: Don't be depressed Yorda. Sure, we're in a palace surrounded by shadow monsters, but things aren't that bad, right? We're in a magic castle - why, I bet just around this corner, we'll see something magical and whimsical.

(Comes across the rotting corpses of the defeated Colossi).

Ico:....as, I was saying, around THIS corner, we'll find something-

(Turns corner, finds the corpse of the Griffon from The Last Guardian and its rider crying beside it)

Ico:OH, COME ON!

[Omnithea]

Ha.

Indecision:
Ico leads Yorda through castle after defeating some shadow creatures. Yorda wanders off. Ico hears screaming as Yorda is again attacked by shadow creatures. Runs to her location. Looks up above door and sees it's the girls' restroom. Stands there and frets.

Tantrum:
The Triforce of Wisdom is made complete and Tetra transforms into Zelda. She looks down at her changed appearance.
TETRA: "Oh, c'mon, do you have any idea how long that tan took to get?"

[Rinoko]

A-Ranked Broken Heart: Avatar Katie achieves A-rank supports with every guy in Fire Emblem: Awakening. Chooses a guy to marry. Pan out to see every other guy crying and holding flowers, chocolates, rings, etc.

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Don't Go Into The Light:
Link jumps into giant green/red/yellow pillar of light from loftwing. Next panel shows Link at the eye doctor.
LINK:"Eye damage?!"

[Omnithea]

Colossus Kebab:
Wander follows the light of his sword to seek out the Collosi. Beam hits the ground. Wander looks down and stabs. Holds sword over his head with a lizard skewered on it.
WANDER: "Behold, I have slain the Colossus!!"
Possibly have sixteen lizards skewered on the sword.

[Misterme7]

Katie is doing a nuzlocke run. Her starter gets knocked out in a wild pokemon battle to a critical hit.
Katie: Well no one saw that...
The next panel is Katie getting arrested trying to revive her starter at the pokemon center.

[Omnithea]

Stick the Dismount:
Wander swims to stone island. Jumps aboard flying Colossus. Stabs it repeatedly to kill it. Jumps off and shouts in victory. Hits stone column at excessive speed. Water is everywhere except where he lands.

Colossal Idiot/Flash, Ahhhahhh:
Colossus marches towards Wander. Suddenly puts up hand as light hits it in its face. Steps off canopy to its death. We see Wander holding up sword, reflecting light into its eyes.

Red Dead:
Team Flare makes its appearance. Gets mowed down by angry Tauros/Bouffalant.

Scarlet Lettered:
Team Flare makes its appearance.
KATIE: "What's with the metal undies? Are those chastity belts? Are you the purity ring brigade of the Pokemon world?"
FLARE: "They...they're belt buckles!!"
Cover themselves.

Casual Gangplank/Chafed Pirate Booty/Undersea, Underwear:
Tetra transforms into Princess Zelda and sends Link on his way to continue his quest while she has to stay and hide. Link leaves. Tetra looks over at the King.
TETRA: "Okay, the makeup and the skirt were bad enough, but this outfit comes with like five pounds of underwear."

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Karma:
Link throws galeboomerang. Boomerang doesn't come back. Link now lives in constant fear.

Wrench Connection:
Spybot saps sentry gun. Engineer clubs with wrench. Spybot gets upgraded to an enormous mechanical giant and stomps on engineer.

[Galax]

Animals Crossed
Crossing Katie boots old copy of GC Animal Crossing. All the villagers are skeletons and zombies. Random villager who is normal comes up and says the normal lines about how long it's been. Crossing Katie backs out slowly, then runs away.

Alt ending, dog guards are still normal and chasing skeleton villagers around.

[AwkwardSkeleton]

Water We Waiting For:
Link goes through the lakebed temple. When he reaches the end finds boss died of old age.

CUUUUUUUUURRRRSSSSEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU BRAWL IN THE FAMILYYYYYYYYY!

[Omnithea]

This Too Shall Pass:
Wander's horse is grazing peacefully in a meadow. A winged shadow appears around it. SPLAT! Wander's skeleton gets crapped back onto the saddle. Earlier....we see Wander get plucked from seat by giant winged Colossus.