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Bollox
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There should be one where coins come out of Link's face which kill Kotake and Koume who drop an invisibility disc that gives Links some orbs which he uses to disguise Staples products. Meanwhile, the Melee characters would hear about Brawl, but Neo chooses the red pill so Luigi is forced to rename his team in order to get Link to wear underwear, but instead he gets some heavy shoes which make Samus think she's a bird on the Wii.

Later, the black pig would open a magnet factory which clogs up Katie's Animal Crossing inventory who gets sued by Phoenix Wright who throws a food party that sets Katie's truck on fire. However, Link still can't stop breaking keys in Goron land, so they get Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth to fight about it, which distracts Link from wearing green, because his hat monster tries to snipe him in the Space Pirates' ship.

Eventually, Bowser would train to kill Wolf, but Link would get the lantern first, so Prinplup's metal claws are able to give Link dandruff while walking his dog. Wartortle's dream ability would soon challenge Katie to a Pokemon battle, but Graveler found the Poe so he got sick. Katie's humor would then play soccer with Boo and throw wands at police officers, but Ruto's star power would fish too late. Tragically, the cancer would spread to Orc mounts, but Phoenix Wright's whip would get sword training in heavy boots, and kill a dwarf. Link's puzzle would lead him off a cliff, revealing how Shinon sang the coconut song all along, but Slowpoke's rupee suit would get a Steel Samurai lamp in WoW, so the orange juice would have to use Flash on Magus Pacci to introduce Pit, who had knocked out old Link.

Otacon's Final Smash would have got the trophy by now, so some WoW armor would bite wind in Ganondorf's blue tunic of space. Samus's escape from the peasant uprising involved teleports, which would make spicy curry burn Doctor Mario's public drawing call a horse into the volcano with Snake's med pack, which would let him carry the horse into a game of tag with the biggest jerk. Days would pass, and Dalmations 44, 45, and 46 would eventually get dragged to ice cream in the Ultimate Chimera, which would get launched into the sun.

Roy's return would make 100 comics and wipe a raid, so Katie' pikmin would get a mount made of guns and port people to the Dominion Rod. In the end, Fox's ship in a bottle would make some ice on Katie's report, making her wipe another raid because she grabbed a guard's butt. Suddenly, the original Marth would draw the Mayor of Emaciated Mammoth Calfville, and Roy would borrow some stock to retalliate. As Marth's life expectancy jumps off a cliff, some original characters would reincarnate as Aerodactyl's Hyper Beam.

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Bollox wrote:There should be one where coins come out of Link's face which kill Kotake and Koume who drop an invisibility disc that gives Links some orbs which he uses to disguise Staples products. Meanwhile, the Melee characters would hear about Brawl, but Neo chooses the red pill so Luigi is forced to rename his team in order to get Link to wear underwear, but instead he gets some heavy shoes which make Samus think she's a bird on the Wii. Later, the black pig would open a magnet factory which clogs up Katie's Animal Crossing inventory who gets sued by Phoenix Wright who throws a food party that sets Katie's truck on fire. However, Link still can't stop breaking keys in Goron land, so they get Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth to fight about it, which distracts Link from wearing green, because his hat monster tries to snipe him in the Space Pirates' ship. Eventually, Bowser would train to kill Wolf, but Link would get the lantern first, so Prinplup's metal claws are able to give Link dandruff while walking his dog. Wartortle's dream ability would soon challenge Katie to a Pokemon battle, but Graveler found the Poe so he got sick. Katie's humor would then play soccer with Boo and throw wands at police officers, but Ruto's star power would fish too late. Tragically, the cancer would spread to Orc mounts, but Phoenix Wright's whip would get sword training in heavy boots, and kill a dwarf. Link's puzzle would lead him off a cliff, revealing how Shinon sang the coconut song all along, but Slowpoke's rupee suit would get a Steel Samurai lamp in Mormoncraft, so the orange juice would have to use Flash on Magus Pacci to introduce Pit, who had knocked out old Link. Otacon's Final Smash would have got the trophy by now, so some Mormoncraft armor would bite wind in Ganondorf's blue tunic of space. Samus's escape from the peasant uprising involved teleports, which would make spicy curry burn Doctor Mario's public drawing call a horse into the volcano with Snake's med pack, which would let him carry the horse into a game of tag with the biggest jerk. Days would pass, and Dalmations 44, 45, and 46 would eventually get dragged to ice cream in the Ultimate Chimera, which would get launched into the sun. Roy's return would make 100 comics and wipe a raid, so Katie' pikmin would get a mount made of guns and port people to the Dominion Rod. In the end, Fox's ship in a bottle would make some ice on Katie's report, making her wipe another raid because she grabbed a guard's butt. Suddenly, the original Marth would draw the Mayor of Emaciated Mammoth Calfville, and Roy would borrow some stock to retalliate. As Marth's life expectancy jumps off a cliff, some original characters would reincarnate as Aerodactyl's Hyper Beam.

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Bollox wrote:There should be one where coins come out of Link's face which kill Kotake and Koume who drop an invisibility disc that gives Links some orbs which he uses to disguise Staples products. Meanwhile, the Melee characters would hear about Brawl, but Neo chooses the red pill so Luigi is forced to rename his team in order to get Link to wear underwear, but instead he gets some heavy shoes which make Samus think she's a bird on the Wii. Later, the black pig would open a magnet factory which clogs up Katie's Animal Crossing inventory who gets sued by Phoenix Wright who throws a food party that sets Katie's truck on fire. However, Link still can't stop breaking keys in Goron land, so they get Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth to fight about it, which distracts Link from wearing green, because his hat monster tries to snipe him in the Space Pirates' ship. Eventually, Bowser would train to kill Wolf, but Link would get the lantern first, so Prinplup's metal claws are able to give Link dandruff while walking his dog. Wartortle's dream ability would soon challenge Katie to a Pokemon battle, but Graveler found the Poe so he got sick. Katie's humor would then play soccer with Boo and throw wands at police officers, but Ruto's star power would fish too late. Tragically, the cancer would spread to Orc mounts, but Phoenix Wright's whip would get sword training in heavy boots, and kill a dwarf. Link's puzzle would lead him off a cliff, revealing how Shinon sang the coconut song all along, but Slowpoke's rupee suit would get a Steel Samurai lamp in Mormoncraft, so the orange juice would have to use Flash on Magus Pacci to introduce Pit, who had knocked out old Link. Otacon's Final Smash would have got the trophy by now, so some Mormoncraft armor would bite wind in Ganondorf's blue tunic of space. Samus's escape from the peasant uprising involved teleports, which would make spicy curry burn Doctor Mario's public drawing call a horse into the volcano with Snake's med pack, which would let him carry the horse into a game of tag with the biggest jerk. Days would pass, and Dalmations 44, 45, and 46 would eventually get dragged to ice cream in the Ultimate Chimera, which would get launched into the sun. Roy's return would make 100 comics and wipe a raid, so Katie' pikmin would get a mount made of guns and port people to the Dominion Rod. In the end, Fox's ship in a bottle would make some ice on Katie's report, making her wipe another raid because she grabbed a guard's butt. Suddenly, the original Marth would draw the Mayor of Emaciated Mammoth Calfville, and Roy would borrow some stock to retalliate. As Marth's life expectancy jumps off a cliff, some original characters would reincarnate as Aerodactyl's Hyper Beam.

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Myk wrote:
Bollox wrote: tl;dr
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is there such thing as an enter key?
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Post by Indigo_Dingo »

WonUP wrote:How about one for Shadow of the Colussus, where you're peacefully running through the beautiful and empty landscape. He closes his eyes to enjoy the peace, and gets stepped on by a Colussus in the last frame!

Or better yet!
Voice: you must kill all of the colussi in order to revive her....
You: why? are they evil?
Voice: No....but they're giant monster things....what more do you want?
you: It just seems unnecessary to kill them if they're not doing anything...
Voice: Who's the mysterious God Voice here? Just do it!
So making a joke.....about the entire point of the game itself.

Why not have a Metal Gear Solid 2 comic where you point out how weird it is that Raiden kept following the clearly insane orders of his superiors, even when they contradicted everything he was being told or shown?

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Post by Hector »

Needs more Weegee.
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Post by Nightduck »

Hector wrote:Needs more Weegee.
YES! I love Luigi!


However my idea came to me. Im not sure what would happen but I think Katie could figure something out.

The Real World: Brawl House

What happens when 6 Heros stop being themselves and start being real.

With all the cheesy camera angles and drama over nothing to go with it.
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Fun with Assist Trophies.

Samus freaks out when a metroid is released from one.

Wario taunts Waluigi because he's a mere AT.

Captain Falcon tries to apprehend (arrest) Samurai Goroh even though it was Captain Falcon who 'summoned' Samurai Goroh ("I'm on your side you fool!").

Yoshi talks Mr. Resetti into silence (seriously - just how deep a conversation can you have if all you say is "Yoshi!"?).

Roy taunts Ray Mk.2 because he's short (shorter even than Roy). Then Ray Mk.2 points out that Roy isn't even in the game, let alone an AT.

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Bollox wrote:There should be one where coins come out of Link's face which kill Kotake and Koume who drop an invisibility disc that gives Links some orbs which he uses to disguise Staples products. Meanwhile, the Melee characters would hear about Brawl, but Neo chooses the red pill so Luigi is forced to rename his team in order to get Link to wear underwear, but instead he gets some heavy shoes which make Samus think she's a bird on the Wii.

Later, the black pig would open a magnet factory which clogs up Katie's Animal Crossing inventory who gets sued by Phoenix Wright who throws a food party that sets Katie's truck on fire. However, Link still can't stop breaking keys in Goron land, so they get Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth to fight about it, which distracts Link from wearing green, because his hat monster tries to snipe him in the Space Pirates' ship.

Eventually, Bowser would train to kill Wolf, but Link would get the lantern first, so Prinplup's metal claws are able to give Link dandruff while walking his dog. Wartortle's dream ability would soon challenge Katie to a Pokemon battle, but Graveler found the Poe so he got sick. Katie's humor would then play soccer with Boo and throw wands at police officers, but Ruto's star power would fish too late. Tragically, the cancer would spread to Orc mounts, but Phoenix Wright's whip would get sword training in heavy boots, and kill a dwarf. Link's puzzle would lead him off a cliff, revealing how Shinon sang the coconut song all along, but Slowpoke's rupee suit would get a Steel Samurai lamp in Mormoncraft, so the orange juice would have to use Flash on Magus Pacci to introduce Pit, who had knocked out old Link.

Otacon's Final Smash would have got the trophy by now, so some Mormoncraft armor would bite wind in Ganondorf's blue tunic of space. Samus's escape from the peasant uprising involved teleports, which would make spicy curry burn Doctor Mario's public drawing call a horse into the volcano with Snake's med pack, which would let him carry the horse into a game of tag with the biggest jerk. Days would pass, and Dalmations 44, 45, and 46 would eventually get dragged to ice cream in the Ultimate Chimera, which would get launched into the sun.

Roy's return would make 100 comics and wipe a raid, so Katie' pikmin would get a mount made of guns and port people to the Dominion Rod. In the end, Fox's ship in a bottle would make some ice on Katie's report, making her wipe another raid because she grabbed a guard's butt. Suddenly, the original Marth would draw the Mayor of Emaciated Mammoth Calfville, and Roy would borrow some stock to retalliate. As Marth's life expectancy jumps off a cliff, some original characters would reincarnate as Aerodactyl's Hyper Beam.

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How about survivor brawl edition. of course the first tribal concil Marth gets every vote, even Marth votes for himself!

Katie is reading out the votes and its just Marth,MARTH, marth... so she emptes it and just looks at all of them and theyre all Marth!
mostly logical.

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I was thinking more along the lines of the old guy who's your boxing coach in Wiisports.

"Quit hitting me with tennis balls"

Then you hit him all the time in target practice.
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Bollox wrote:There should be one where coins come out of Link's face which kill Kotake and Koume who drop an invisibility disc that gives Links some orbs which he uses to disguise Staples products. Meanwhile, the Melee characters would hear about Brawl, but Neo chooses the red pill so Luigi is forced to rename his team in order to get Link to wear underwear, but instead he gets some heavy shoes which make Samus think she's a bird on the Wii.

Later, the black pig would open a magnet factory which clogs up Katie's Animal Crossing inventory who gets sued by Phoenix Wright who throws a food party that sets Katie's truck on fire. However, Link still can't stop breaking keys in Goron land, so they get Phoenix Wright and Edgeworth to fight about it, which distracts Link from wearing green, because his hat monster tries to snipe him in the Space Pirates' ship.

Eventually, Bowser would train to kill Wolf, but Link would get the lantern first, so Prinplup's metal claws are able to give Link dandruff while walking his dog. Wartortle's dream ability would soon challenge Katie to a Pokemon battle, but Graveler found the Poe so he got sick. Katie's humor would then play soccer with Boo and throw wands at police officers, but Ruto's star power would fish too late. Tragically, the cancer would spread to Orc mounts, but Phoenix Wright's whip would get sword training in heavy boots, and kill a dwarf. Link's puzzle would lead him off a cliff, revealing how Shinon sang the coconut song all along, but Slowpoke's rupee suit would get a Steel Samurai lamp in Mormoncraft, so the orange juice would have to use Flash on Magus Pacci to introduce Pit, who had knocked out old Link.

Otacon's Final Smash would have got the trophy by now, so some Mormoncraft armor would bite wind in Ganondorf's blue tunic of space. Samus's escape from the peasant uprising involved teleports, which would make spicy curry burn Doctor Mario's public drawing call a horse into the volcano with Snake's med pack, which would let him carry the horse into a game of tag with the biggest jerk. Days would pass, and Dalmations 44, 45, and 46 would eventually get dragged to ice cream in the Ultimate Chimera, which would get launched into the sun.

Roy's return would make 100 comics and wipe a raid, so Katie' pikmin would get a mount made of guns and port people to the Dominion Rod. In the end, Fox's ship in a bottle would make some ice on Katie's report, making her wipe another raid because she grabbed a guard's butt. Suddenly, the original Marth would draw the Mayor of Emaciated Mammoth Calfville, and Roy would borrow some stock to retalliate. As Marth's life expectancy jumps off a cliff, some original characters would reincarnate as Aerodactyl's Hyper Beam.

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Yes, Einstein.

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Again I say, make a Punch-Out!! comic!
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Post by BynineB »

I just KNOW that a comic involving giant lucario, Final Smash Balls, and Roy returning will be funny.
Roy: Hai gaiz!
Lucario: Let me show you my power. *vwoop*
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
*roy is atomized*
COMEDY!

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