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Re: Pick up lines, go!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 5:51 am
by Omnithea
TerraChimaera wrote:You must be a rapidly oxidized substance, cause you're on fire.
SMART JOKE
Please, scrub. You're thermite. You just self oxidize.
Re: Pick up lines, go!
Posted: Tue Jan 29, 2013 7:38 am
by Kamak
[Sunday, January 27, 2013 7:43 PM] hermit gal: guys let's all flirt with amanda
[1/27/2013 9:38:23 PM] Luigi is Number 3: Hey baby, is it just my Hipster glasses fogging up from the water vapor condensing on the much cooler surface, or are you exuding a large amount of pheromones and visual signals that indicates to me that you are an interesting and lovely individual with nice cans.
So close until the end.
Re: Pick up lines, go!
Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2013 12:39 am
by TerraChimaera
I love you more than chocolate chips.
Well, you're a close second.
Re: Pick up lines, go!
Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2013 6:04 am
by Omnithea
Guns, ice cream, condoms?
One man. One brand.
Magnum.
Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:44 am
by Noffletoff
You must be Cuban, because I have a missile crisis.
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:45 am
by Game Angel
You should probably see a doctor about that.
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:46 am
by TerraChimaera
You must be blind, because there's a pickup line thread.
...actually, what happened to it?
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:47 am
by Exeres
It slipped and fell into a dark gutter and was never heard from again.
Just like [REDACTED]
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:47 am
by Kamak
Noffletoff wrote:You must be Cuban, because I have a missile crisis.
Well, you must be in Cuba.
Because I see a Bay of Pigs.
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:50 am
by Mr. Mander
You must be a very poor fencemaker because I see a bad post
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:52 am
by Kamak
Am I in Heaven?
Because I'm gonna kick your booty.
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:52 am
by Noffletoff
You must be European because I had to double Czech
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:56 am
by Kamak
You must be Catholic.
Because you're Roman all over my heart.
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 2:59 am
by Noffletoff
daisies girl, what part of Asia are you from? because you're tighter than North Korea.
Re: Hey Baby...
Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2013 3:26 am
by The Bouncer