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Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:06 pm
by Nachalnik
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Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:08 pm
by Kamak
This is bullshit.

And you know what else? When are they going to release a disk drive for the SNES. That was just piss poor planning since they knew they were going to be making disks 10 years later.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:18 pm
by Mete
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You could've stopped it

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:39 pm
by Nachalnik

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:07 pm
by Game Angel
Mete wrote:Image

You could've stopped it
is
this is a joke
right
right


i'm gonna save my sanity and pretend it is
god, self flagellating white men are some of the most annoying human beings ever

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:10 pm
by Gryewolf
Game Angel wrote:flagellating
Gesundheit.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:15 pm
by Wry Bread
Holy fucking shit, look at these gems:
Shy girls do not tend to have sky high over-confidence and are more down to earth and downright easier to be around. I’m sure you have been spoonfed all this baloney about girls needing more confidence, well they don’t. They have far too much artificial confidence and that’s one reason they cannot keep a boyfriend and one reason why they are mentally unbalanced and rely on pharmaceutical anti-depressants. A shy girl isn’t necessarily immune to all this, but there’s a good chance she is.
Shy girls do not typically have the black girl attitude of “I don’t need no man. I’m as strong as a man. I’m just as good as a man. I’m just one of the guys.” or any of that bullshit. Shy girls tend to not compete to see who can be more of a man. They are usually content to be the girl and let you be the man. They may challenge you here or there but it is not a constant dominance game.
For purposes of this article we will describe beautiful as an 8, 9 or 10. A shy girl that will make a nice girlfriend will fall in the 6 to 7 range. These girls make perfect girlfriends, so don’t shun a 6 or 7 right away.
Shy girls will often be described as pretty, rather than beautiful or hot. You may luck out and find an ugly duckling, a girl that previously had acne, wore goofy glasses and braces, was fat, or was sickly as a child. These girls can sometimes grow up to be quite beautiful but have the mentality of the ugly girl. You have probably heard that fat girls make good girlfriends for the same reasons. The people that have this saying neglect a few things: fat girls are disgusting to look at and have bad personalities and are grossly over-opinionated. A shy girl will often be skinny or lean and they aren’t prone to over-eating.
To test her you must touch her. Always touch, touch, touch. When she says “I want to go slow” you will say “Yes, I understand” but you will always be trying to get in. The more she resists the better she is. If she can resist a suave gentleman such as yourself that is near proof she is resisting every Joe Cool and Suave Johnny that comes long.

If she says “I want to take it slow” and you say “Yes, me too” and then actually do take it slow you are wasting your time. You need to be the aggressor. You do not want to be the testicle impaired shoulder to cry on. You want to be the hunter, not the bystander. Every chance you get, every time you are alone you need to make her as turned on as humanly possible. You want her to get wet and flustered. Every time she is able to resist and say “no” when she is hot & bothered is another point in her good girl favor.
We're getting dangerously fucking close here to "it's good and desirable and manly to frighten and force a girl into sex because she's scared to say no to you since you're already preying on girls with low self-esteem and emotional issues."
It is better to have a shy girl as a girlfriend rather than as a sex toy. You can use extroverted girls as sex toys. It takes about 45 minutes to seduce an extroverted girl and an extroverted American girl will do anything on the first date, what’s left after that? To seduce a shy girl takes longer because she will never make a move and the sex will tend to get better as she becomes more comfortable and in turn more submissive to you. Shy girls are not forward and they need to be hunted.
You don’t need to act like a nice guy dweeb to get a shy girl. You don’t need to keep your hands to yourself and “respect her boundaries”. You need to be the aggressor, like a gentleman caveman. Shy girls aren’t touchy feely. You need to touch her so she can get used to your touch. When you walk through a door or up a set of stairs put your hand on the small of her back. When you walk through the shopping mall put your hand on the nape of her neck. When you walk through a crowded area hold her hand or wrist. When you ride in an automobile put your hand on her thigh. She may push it away this time, and maybe next time, but eventually your hand will always stay there. Eventually she will not only be used to your touch, but she will expect it and crave it.
HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE NOT DOMESTICATING A WILD MARE. I DON'T
When you finally do get in you’ll have the pleasure of saying, into her ear, “you’re my property now“.
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Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:20 pm
by wordNumber
Nachalnik wrote:Image
Seriously all I could think of while reading that.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:21 pm
by TheStranger
..that is a future abuse trial waiting to happen.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:24 pm
by Game Angel
holy sweet jesus that article, i'm gonna die.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:29 pm
by D-vid
TheStranger wrote:..that is a future abuse trial waiting to happen.
Not just one when you look at all the comments saying "what a great article" that is.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:36 pm
by Wry Bread
Further gems from the same site:
The thing about lowlife liberals is that they hate everything about their race and culture and wish to destroy it. They hate the strength and pride of tradition. Nonsense, embrace the traditional and embrace your blood. When push comes to shove all you have is your blood. No one else will ever do for you in times of need. Blood first, everything else a very, very distant second.
Men are the rightful leaders. When you give your power over to a woman you are truly a vile little specimen. Women don’t deserve undo praise and they certainly do not deserve everything men deserve. You’ve got to be the leader of your woman. If you aren’t the leader of your women you are her follower. A follower is also known as a chump or a cuckold. Don’t be a chump, be a champ!

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:46 pm
by TheStranger
Who wants to bet that was written by some 400 pound unemployed virgin in a basement somewhere?

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:04 pm
by Exeres
Game Angel wrote:god, self flagellating white men are some of the most annoying human beings ever
But I'm just so privileged and I don't know what else to do.

Re: Text Screencap and/or Dumb Internet Comments Thread 2.0

Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:10 pm
by Mete
I once aspired to be the most privileged person on the forum
But then [CN] crushed my dreams with his overflowing levels of privilege and unmatched oppression skills





(referring to that dumb calculate your privilege graph I posted once. he beat me by like, 10 points)



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