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[Exeres]

No, it's still too coherent.

[Turbro]

You need to throw in something about only eating junk food and meat, and reacting with terror when Twinkies are removed forever and you'll be set.

[Exeres]

I actually don't remember there being a whole lot of shit loss over the Great Twinkie Extinction of 2012. Besides the jokes, of course. And people making fun of people who were freaking out, which as I said, didn't seem to be a whole lot of people.

[TheStranger]

Im kind of sad that I never got to try them, since they arent sold here

[Turbro]

Don't be, they suck booty.

[TheStranger]

I dunno, they told me that about beef jerky too, but I loved that once I tried it.

[Riku]

Well yes, but beef jerky does not consist solely of bleached flour, sugar and Crisco.

[MrPotatoMan]

Really? Then what is it I have been eating...

[TheStranger]

Well yes, but beef jerky does not consist solely of bleached flour, sugar and Crisco.

True, but is mummified cow, preservatives and salt really that much better?

[Exeres]

Is that a serious question.

[Riku]

Salted and dried meat at the very least has protein and some trace amounts of iron and B vitamins in it.
Twinkies cannot compare to the delicious dried meaty goodness.

[TheStranger]

Yeah, its pretty good, and it goes great with beer

[Madican]

Make homemade jerky. You will never refer to it as mere mummified cow ever again.

Crushed red pepper makes it incredibly delicious.

[Dire]

Twinkies are kinda like a really crappy cream sponge roll.

[Nachalnik]

Hey Transgender people

Be glad you were born a male or female…some babies never had the chance to become either because they were aborted!