AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Good luck.

i work at a super small marketing company. like it's just me and my boss in the office except like once a month when another woman who is friends with boss' wife comes to do stats. she's a stay at home mom and works a few hours a week from home.

i do pretttty much everything. make sites, shoot and edit video, do stats, directories, write articles, update sites and newsletters....anything.

i also am part of a two-man indie game studio with my fiancé. we make games. we haven't released anything but we will by december so keep an eye out



and within the next two years we're both heading to austin to get in the industry for a few years til we can afford to not have to work at a studio and can support ourselves with our own games c:

Awwwwww you guys are adorable. I look forward to seeing your magnificent projects.

Ey can I get a free copy for supporting mate?

Kidding, I'll make some cheddar to buy it like a normal human

i might be hitting up the forum for testers though so you could get to be in the cool kid club with your name in the credits and shit

you still gotta give me your hard earned $1 to keep it though

Sounds like a deal :B

So there's this place that hires people under the table. I would get six bucks an hour, no chance of benifits, no tax returns, and they may not hire me because I'm a guy.

The place is immune to legislation because it brings in so m uch business.

How do you typo an entire colbert into that

Also what sort of shady booty place is this

Need Runes4 wrote:and they may not hire me because I'm a guy.

Is it run by whiny Tumblr "feminists"?

It's called The Dairyette, basically a local "business" version of sonic.
they don't "hire" people

What, they too cool for normal fucking business practice?

I can guarantee if the IRS caught wind of this they wouldn't care how much business it brings in.

I honestly think it could improve the whole town if it were replaced with a sonic.

I'm a cashier why would you pull me away to do cleaning and reshop?

Also my poker face comes in real handy after I see a bunch of little shits come screaming down an aisle knocking things off the shelves and generally ruining my work. I hate kids, put me back in the electronics section where I can actually talk to people.

Today I start my job.

I work for a calendar stall that my friends grandmother owns.

Resurrected!

So apparently a bunch of people got fired because that's the only way I can explain going from an eight hour work week to 29 hours this week alone. I might actually make my goal to build a new computer if this keeps up.