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Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:17 am
by Wordsmith
Post weird/cool ways to think about things.
Example:
Hot tubs are really people soup.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:25 am
by Omnithea
You're not raising a child, you're training your replacement.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:42 am
by Exeres
Pizza is just flatbread covered in whatever you can think of. Not very good at this.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 6:29 am
by Sleauxbreaux
What if time is cyclical and every time the universe ends, it starts back up again the exact same way, so every time it starts, the big bang happens or whatever and earth is formed back into exactly what it was the last time time went around, except every time life starts to exist again, everything is like twice as big as it was the last time around, so the earth is smaller in relation to everything on it, so like twenty universe cycles from now, only a few tens of thousands of people can fit on each continent?
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:35 am
by Dire
Prawns are bugs.
Also, your forehead is a bald spot between your scalp and your eyebrows.
(fixed typo)
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:55 am
by scebboaliwiw
Age is just a number.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:35 am
by Fooflyer
we are moss growing on an interstellar rock
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:27 pm
by Sollix
Honey is bee puke.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:28 pm
by luroberto
Dire wrote:Also, your forehead is a bald spot between our scalp and your eyebrows.
Oh god.
My entire life is being put into perspective.
Who am I? What am I?
What is everyones purpose in this world?
My world has been turned inside out.
Just like how pizzas are inside-out hot pockets.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:06 pm
by Dire
Okay, fixed my typo.
Ball pens would probably find the sensation of writing orgasmic.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:09 pm
by Rinoko
Putting cheese on any food is just an excuse to eat cheese.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:10 pm
by Sollix
Eggs are basically a Chickens period
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:15 pm
by Dire
People need excuses to eat cheese? Get your self a cheese stick, wrap it in a slice of swiss, sprinkle with shredded mozzarella, grill in the oven till golden, serve with grated parmesan.
Goosebumps are our bodies trying to become fluffy, but it doesn't work because we're mostly bald.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:21 pm
by luroberto
Dire wrote:People need excuses to eat cheese? Get your self a cheese stick, wrap it in a slice of swiss, sprinkle with shredded mozzarella, grill in the oven till golden, serve with grated parmesan.
Goosebumps are our bodies trying to become fluffy, but it doesn't work because we're mostly bald.
That's actually 100% true.
Re: Weird Ways of Thinking of Things
Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:56 pm
by Gryewolf
Your house is just a futuristic cave.