Weird Ways of Thinking of Things

Tetrunes · Post by **Tetrunes** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 8:07 pm

Don't look down

Chloemew · Post by **Chloemew** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:47 pm

tiddies are kind of like chest butts

Post by **Gryewolf** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 9:54 pm

What if nipples are actually deformed fingers?

hotb · Post by **hotb** » Mon Oct 01, 2012 11:30 pm

that doesn't remotely make sense

The Willow Witch · Post by **The Willow Witch** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:12 am

If darkness is the absence of light, what is the absence of darkness.

Madican · Post by **Madican** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:05 am

What if some of those people claiming to be dragons or psychic or other kind of weird shit are actually telling the truth, and by hiding with the crazies they mask their true self while reaching out for others like them? People think they're all crazy and so their secret is safe.

Would make a neat story at least.

Omnithea · Post by **Omnithea** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:59 am

They call themselves Otherkin and theirs is truly a tragic tail. *badumtish*

Rinoko · Post by **Rinoko** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:22 am

I am the fortune shipper.

I shipped everyone with bacon.

I KNOW, I KNOW, SOMEHOW NOT EVERYONE LOVES BACON, I GET IT, IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY

Wordsmith · Post by **Wordsmith** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 3:42 am

What if our dreams are really reality and reality are really our dreams

Like in actuality reality makes no fucking sense at all

Where you flood the world with gravy to save it from a meteor and fight baboons in new hampshire lake houses.

Yes, those are both dreams I have had.

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 4:52 am

Yeah, it would be pretty weird if this forum existed in reality.

SaintCrazy · Post by **SaintCrazy** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:17 am

What if you just had an awesome adventure where you saved the world from death and destruction, but then once you saved the world and became a hero, you went back in time to prevent anything bad from ever happening, so now you'll never know the adventure you just had?

Exeres · Post by **Exeres** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:23 am

I swear I've seen or read some story where that happened.

SaintCrazy · Post by **SaintCrazy** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:28 am

I thought it was a pretty common trope, though maybe without the having-no-memory-of-it part.

Wry Bread · Post by **Wry Bread** » Tue Oct 02, 2012 7:45 am

What if everyone is actually the same entity, experiencing things subjectively because of partitions between each part of what could/should be a hive mind? (It's an idea that occurs to me as a "hey guess what, no sleep tonight" kind of thought, but not one I take seriously. It's still something i like to ponder when I have time to just plain murder though.)

When you invite a dog into your home, you are allowing a carnivorous predator not of your species to share your physical space and interact with your children freely, unrestrained and without concern.

Fish have no concept of "wet."

English is the only major world language, and perhaps the only language period, with the sound "th" and all of its associated pronunciations (as in thing, this, fifth, etc.).

creakyAccordion · Post by **creakyAccordion** » Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:42 am

You're always clapping, you're just putting a lot of space between the claps most of the time

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