AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You are Hoovy, you strong but have gut, you on team with Scoot, Meduck, Pyro, Engie, und Spy.

Your also on Red.

You sit in corner of spawn picking nose with key.

Spy and Scoot just respawned.

What do.

I was expecting a terrible MLP fanfic

>Eat Sandvich and wait for Meduck

Blitz Walrus wrote:>Eat Sandvich and wait for Meduck

Nom.

+1 Gut
-1 Speed

Sandvich is gone.

Scoot walks up to Hoovy, requesting too trade, shows U-Clank-a, asks for Key.

Behind him, you see Meduck respawn.

Spy runs out of spawn.

What do.

>inv

Stout Shako for 2 Refined?

Sleauxbreaux wrote:>inv

You open inv

You see your acheevment weapons, 1 key, 2 scrap, a ref, a Milkman, an Officurz Ushanka, and a mountain of crates.

Meduck starts heal you, tells to go dummkopf.

>Become bros with Meduck and assault the enemy team with an arsenal of witty one liners and quips. But first trade Scoot.

Blitz Walrus wrote:>Become bros with Meduck and assault the enemy team with an arsenal of witty one liners and quips. But first trade Scoot.

You accept trade and put hat on.

+1 Luck
+2 Respect

You hug medic strongly, stares at you, runs out of spawn.

Way to go dummkopf.

Engie respawns with angry look.

>Punch Engie in face and yell at him to POOTIS

>Examine weapon

Follow Engie to his nest to protect it from SPAHZ

>take minigun and W+M1 to victory

>Inspect weapon
It is Stock minigun.

>Follow Engie to nest
You get up and grab Sasha. You follow engie to battlefield.

Midst walking get hit by Rocket.

-45 Health

You arrive at Engies nest, engie see's you and asks to protect. Minigun revved up.

You fart.

+1 speed
-1 Gut

If the Engie has not made a dispenser, tell him to POOTIS. If he has, heal up, that 45 health could be vital!