TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[D-vid]

I can't taste anything.

[Silver_Wolf]

That means you're most likely sick/getting sick.

[D-vid]

I know that. It pisses me off. I feel like shit since friday.

[Sollix]

Go to the doctor god babe

[SaintCrazy]

Things with like blue and even sometimes red food coloring can make your poop green too

Yeah, but Google says your bile is green, so poop can be green when food basically blasts through your lower digestive system without stopping.

Knowing my finicky gut, I wouldn't be surprised if it pulled something like this on me.

[Gryewolf]

Swallow a hotdog whole and see if you poop it back out whole.

[Mete]

I would trust my life with Dr. Grey. His hotdog treatment method has saved millions of lives!

[luroberto]

I have a boner that won't go away and perfect place for porn but I'm worried that the combination of lubricants and forskin will make a noise that she will hear.

[creakyAccordion]

I have a boner that won't go away and perfect place for porn but I'm worried that the combination of lubricants and forskin will make a noise that she will hear.

d

don't use lube then?

[Nachalnik]

store ran out of the e45 shampoo i've been using so i used regular shampoo this morning and bodaciously my scalp has gone back to step 1 already

i'm going to have to scrap all this stuff off before college...

fml

if they've still ran out when i go back into today i have no idea what to do

[D-vid]

Doctor said it's not a flu but tracheitis. That kinda sucks.

[Wilicious]

A guy in my platoon was dared to go facebattle the most unlikeable girl here and so he did. Next day the military police arrest him and throw him in jail. 4 hours later he's informed that he's charged with rape. He didn't see that one coming

[TheStranger]

A guy in my platoon was dared to go facebattle the most unlikeable girl here and so he did. Next day the military police arrest him and throw him in jail. 4 hours later he's informed that he's charged with rape. He didn't see that one coming

I find that both hilarious and sad

[Mete]

Wait, what?

[Madican]

I looked up the term "bug chaser."

So...that's actually a thing people do huh?