TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Terraem]

Today I cut open my first heart. Just thought you all should know.

[keegster2]

Today I cut open my first heart. Just thought you all should know.

What are you, a surgeon?

[Ersatz]

At first my brain skipped "first" and I was horrified.

What kind of heart was it?

[TheStranger]

Today I cut open my first heart. Just thought you all should know.

What, like a cow heart like in biology? Or human like in med school?

[Vax]

Terraem is a secret suave as shit murderer

mystery solved

[Kamak]

Or a douchebag lay.

Gets them right where he wants them, then cuts into their heart.

[[Citation Needed]]

A real lady killer (bodaciously)??


EDIT: legit surprised that flushed so easily

[Terraem]

Terraem is a secret suave as shit murderer

mystery solved

Catch me if you can.

It was a sheep's heart for my Anatomy & Physiology class.

[Silver_Wolf]

I think I did that as well. Bio lab in college.
The fetal pig was kinda gross though.

[Mr.Fuzznut]

Terraem is a secret suave as shit murderer

mystery solved

Catch me if you can.

It was a sheep's heart for my Anatomy & Physiology class.

Thank you Terraem for reminding me that we start dissecting eyes in about a week.

[SaintCrazy]

I dissected a technically dead fish in Aquatic Biology.

I say technically because it was put in an alcohol solution until it stopped moving, but it killed them in such a way that their heart was left beating so that we could see what its beating heart looked like. Some people would consider that alive, but the prof said it was pretty much involuntary muscle movements soooo

[TheStranger]

Only thing I ever dissected was a cow eye. Man, cow eyes STINK

[hotb]

My mum's a science teacher and I went with her once to get cow eyes from the butcher

They came all frozen together in a big lump it was pretty gross

[TheStranger]

Well, eyes ARE pretty gross

[hotb]

but yours are beautiful :)