AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I don't mind having a little bit of fruit with my heaps of salt.

I dunno, fruit by itself tastes fine to me.

Hardcore people salt their water.

Why would I do that? I get my water straight from the ocean.

But do you salt your ocean water?

Only on tuesdays if the wind is blowing towards the east while balancing on a lemon.

The only thing I usually add salt to is bland fench fries and steamed broccoli. Broccoli with a bit of season salt: delish.

I always give people a hard time when we go to a Mexican restaurant and add salt to the tortilla chips.

You haven't even tasted them yet
You're gonna get heart disease
And now you've salted the whole bowl so now we're all gonna get heart disease

I only kid around though, its not that big a deal.

Frozne fries are the only things I ever salt because they aren't really pre salted.
And then they end up tasting terrible.

Put them in the oven first.

I always end up smothering those in some kind of sauce anyway...

Fairly sure my roommates just fingerbanged each other right next to me on the couch
Siiiigh

i think i cut myself shaving my booty

whhhhoooooppppsssssss

Well, now you have a second crack. If you let it grow, you'll be the girl with the double booty and will be crowned queen of the men.

Sounds like a good deal to me.