TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)

[Chopstix]

I'm kinda over protective of my heart so I didn't date anyone that I thought I couldn't fall in love with. Which lead to just being in my shell and thinking that I can't love anyone etc etc but it's diffrent for everyone. I guess just don't be afraid to take the risk because you never know!

Also, roommate is gone for a week TIME TO BE NAKED FOR A WEEK

[Dragoon]

I really hate body hair. I've been shaving for a while and decided to try Nair the other day. Aside from the usual 'sensitive skin for a while' deal, I got; red bumps all over, a very patchy outcome, and a chemical burn right in the middle of my chest. Nair works for some people, not for me.

I'm going to try waxing next.

[Gryewolf]

Or be a real man and just cover yourself in lighter fluid and light a match.

[Game Angel]

I never knew what vagisil was for until today and I could not be more grateful

girl parts problems are the #1 worst

[Galaxy Man]

oh god i googled vagisil

oh GOD

actually my dog seems to suffer vagina yeast problems every now and then and it might be a good idea to pick this up

[Game Angel]

I'm not sure if it's ok for dogs

i mean it's only skin? so maybe not, but i would probably ask a vet or someone who can animals

also sorry for any braincell damage you may have recieved for googling vagisil
i had to work up my courage to put it in the shopping cart and bring it to the cashier ghgh it should not be this difficult to commit to buying personal products

[Cynical Slob]

I'm kinda over protective of my heart

is anyone else here bodaciously over protective of their heart? I cant have something put too much pressure on the area without becoming super uncomfortable

[Chopstix]

technically we all are thanks to our good pal rib cage

[Valbrandur]

It's horrible when you're looking at porn and suddenly you find tons of images of Gabe Newell's face photoshopped on women.

[Mete]

Or women's bodies shopped on Gabe's face?

[Valbrandur]

I don't know man, I also saw Reggie's face next to Gabe's in one.

[Nachalnik]

i just got this e-mail from Tuxedo Mask

I just had the grossest thing happen to me. I felt something cold and damp fall into my hand off of my foot (I was sat in a weird way), and I thought it was a dead slug.
When I went to go pick it up, it was actually some intestines from a mouse. I fucking hate these cats!

oh god....

this kind of thing happens on a regular basis as well apparently

[shazza]

A lot of people around where I am see the concept of "dating" as hanging out with a person to see what you think about them. It's rather silly, but it's like you move into the "going out" stage if the pair of you are willing to call each other a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

and even then, a lot of times people won't even say that they love their boyfriend/girlfriend right away. like love isn't the reason you became boyfriend/girlfriend, you did that because you like one another and then you grow into love. then get married

i don't really believe in love at first sight

[[Insert Fail]]

Yeah, my first boyfriend told me he loved me the first time we met and that made me super uncomfortable. (Don't do that, guys.)

i had to work up my courage to put it in the shopping cart and bring it to the cashier ghgh it should not be this difficult to commit to buying personal products

I can't speak for every cashier, but in my experience no one really cares about what you buy. I think the only time I've ever made an internal comment to myself was when a couple bought some lube and massager and that was just thinking, "Man I wish I was in your guys' position instead of working." I get guys who are sometimes embarrassed about buying condoms too, and it is a bit silly. No reason to be embarrassed about taking care of yourself and/or being safe, you know?

[Omnithea]

A great life lesson from Achewood concerning embarrassing purchases.