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Given that 16 is the lowest age of consent, that makes 18 the highest age you can be to include 16 year olds in your "dating pool" without issue on the whole "dating equation" given above (with 19 technically being included since it has the half age value). Once you hit 20, however, that age hits 17. It also makes 22 the lowest age where a 4 year difference is "acceptable," where she'd be 18, which is legal in any state.

That's also the age range I gave before, where 22:18 is better, and 24:20 is ideal.
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So apparently I am capable of producing dark matter now considering I flushed three times before this one piece finally went down the toilet after half-heartedly wiggling about. It wasn't stuck the other times either.
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I broke off one of my front two teeth last night playing basketball, and I had a root canal today. I could feel my tooth nerve being tugged out of my skull.
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Holy shit dude that sounds like hell.
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Gryewolf wrote:Holy shit dude that sounds like hell.

I guess I can now say what it feels like to not be able to feel a part of your body
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Who was it that broke off the tooth? Or did you run into the pole?
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Wow, dude, shitty...

Teeth and eyes are like...my two biggest peeves when it comes to injury. Any time the eyes/teeth are fucked with in gore movies, I squirm like crazy. I can't even imagine the shit you're going through with that. I'd be fucken belligerent...
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Madican wrote:Who was it that broke off the tooth? Or did you run into the pole?
Actually it was from an elbow to the mouth while I was playing basketball. It was an accident, but at least it was a respectable accident I guess
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Dang, that must have been one hell of an elbow strike.
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There was a gallery of sex tips on Imgur today and I found them incredibly interesting
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SaintCrazy wrote:There was a gallery of sex tips on Imgur today and I found them incredibly interesting
what am i doing with my life, getting sex tips from the internet
Link? For science purposes, of course.
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You can actually find some pretty great advice online. Just take it all with a grain of salt (and make sure you don't do anything too wild without letting your partner know about it).
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It was actually good advice, albeit directed towards males.

http://imgur.com/gallery/knNxDFn

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Pffffft.

I was actually curious because I've been on imgur all day and somehow missed this.
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Those are bueno.
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